Luyện nghe bài hát Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend like me, thought she might be
likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty, yeah, but that was
She was hotter the sun but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper
I a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey actin' gave her 'L', now she's a flunky
So my for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys

Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or the word
So if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that me of my mother
But it's hard to find a with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know can play the harmonica
With their like 'em easy and hot and sweet
Like a Rice Krispie Treat gee, you what I really want in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any of new vagina
hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein kind of North

are like dog, do hear me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are the easier get to pick up
I'd fill the gap, clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the
No age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American only
I want my chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Won't have to her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner

Like Sizzler she got a beef, chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up her crap
Let her lash out and the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me up
Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey System gee
You know what I really in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word vagina
Kevin Kline kind of Carolina

Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,