Luyện nghe bài hát Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend like me, thought she might be
Most likely a dyke, she just excite me
Lefty, yeah, but was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper
I a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey actin' funky her 'L', now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker a batch of sea monkeys

Early bird gets the worm, your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest in the turd
I'm white which goes with but I can come in any color
And I'm for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it's to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you that can play the harmonica
With pussies like 'em easy and hot and sweet
Like a Krispie Treat gee, you know what I really want in a girl, me

I to find a new vagina
Any of new vagina
hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein kind of North

Women are like dog, do me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are the they get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap, clean the cobwebs her rafters
Old would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge, I my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the
have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner

Like Sizzler she got a beef, we'll the fat
If I to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart like Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never
Bestow me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know I really want in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a like vagina
Kevin kind of South Carolina

Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,