Luyện nghe bài hát Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't me, thought she might be
Most likely a dyke, she didn't excite me
Lefty, yeah, but that was
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper
I think a wooden clothespin would have been better company
Ass a donkey actin' funky gave her 'L', now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker a batch of sea monkeys

Early gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest in the turd
I'm white which goes everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my
But it's hard to find a girl a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know can play the harmonica
With their like 'em easy and hot and sweet
Like a Rice Krispie Treat gee, you know what I really in a girl, me

I to find a new vagina
Any of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word vagina
Calvin Klein kind of Carolina

Women are like dog, do me through, don't interrupt
just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up
I'd the generation gap, clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls my cheese
Preferably for me American singles only
I want my chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Won't have to her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner

Like Sizzler she got a beef, we'll the fat
If I forget to put the up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the but not in bed I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never
Bestow me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I want in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any kind of new
It's hard to rhyme a like vagina
Kevin Kline kind of South

Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,
Vagina,