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My last girlfriend like me, thought she might be
Most likely a dyke, she just didn't me
Lefty, yeah, but was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just that bright
My mistake she was flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have much better company
Ass like a actin' funky gave her 'L', now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker a batch of sea monkeys

Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the
So if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that me of my mother
But it's hard to a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many do you know that can play the harmonica
With their pussies like 'em easy and hot and
Like a Rice Krispie Treat gee, you know what I really in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any kind of new
It's hard to rhyme a like vagina
Klein kind of North Carolina

Women are like dog, do me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older they are the easier they get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap, clean the cobwebs from her
Old hens rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge, I like my like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free singles only
I want my chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner

Like she got a beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me up
Just independent like NOFX, like Janeane Garafolo
use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I want in a girl, me

I need to a new vagina
Any of new vagina
hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Kline of South Carolina

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