Luyện nghe bài hát Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't me, thought she might be
likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty, yeah, but that was
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that
My mistake she was more flaky than a colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been better company
Ass like a donkey actin' gave her 'L', now she's a flunky
So my for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys

Early bird gets the worm, spread your or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the
I'm white which goes everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the
With their pussies 'em easy and hot and sweet
Like a Krispie Treat gee, you know what I really want in a girl, me

I to find a new vagina
Any kind of new
It's hard to rhyme a word like
Klein kind of North Carolina

Women are like dog, do me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are the easier get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap, clean the from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the
No age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls my cheese
for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the is the thinner
have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner

Like she got a beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I play rough
No, I can't be down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal gee
You know what I want in a girl, me

I to find a new vagina
Any kind of new
It's hard to a word like vagina
Kevin Kline kind of South

Vagina,
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