Luyện nghe bài hát Three Easy Payments

There's a commercial on late T.
V.
for thing you attach to a garden hose.
It "
You can water your hard to reach plants with product".
Who the fuck would their plants hard to reach?
That seems so mean.
I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you to reach.
I throw water at you.
Hopefully they'll invent a before you shrivel and die.
Think a cactus.
It "
You can have this for 4 easy payments of $19.
I would like to have a product that was for 3 easy payments and 1 fuckin complicated payment.
We can't you which payment it is but one or these payments is gonna be a bitch.
The mail man will get shot to death, the envelope not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination.
luck fucker!!!
The payment must be paid in Whomp-em.
Our fake plants died I did not pretend to water them.
I think animal crackers make think that all animals taste the same.
Whats a giraffe taste
A hippopotamus.
I had back to back.
I'd to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
it anyway.
See I write jokes for a living man, I sit in my hotel at night, I of something funy and then I go get a pen and I write it down.
Or if the pen is to far away I have to convince myself that what I of ain't funny.
I by a dry cleaner at 3 am, the sign said "
Sorry, closed".
You don't to be sorry, it's 3 am and you're a dry cleaner.
It be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open.
I'm not walk in at 10am and say "
Hey, I by at 3.
You were closed, somebody owes me an appology".
jacket would be half way done.