Luyện nghe bài hát Three Easy Payments

There's a commercial on night T.
V.
for thing you attach to a garden hose.
It "
You can water your hard to plants with this product".
Who the fuck would make their hard to reach?
seems so very mean.
I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you to reach.
I will water at you.
Hopefully they'll invent a before you shrivel and die.
like a cactus.
It "
You can have this product for 4 easy of $19.
I would like to have a product that was available for 3 easy and 1 fuckin complicated payment.
We can't tell you payment it is but one or these payments is gonna be a bitch.
The mail man get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination.
Good fucker!!!
The last must be paid in Whomp-em.
Our fake plants died because I did not to water them.
I think crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.
Whats a giraffe taste
A hippopotamus.
I had back to back.
I'd hate to be a giraffe a sore throat.
it anyway.
See I jokes for a living man, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something funy and then I go get a pen and I write it down.
Or if the pen is to far away I have to convince myself that what I of ain't funny.
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, the sign "
Sorry, closed".
You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am and a dry cleaner.
It would be ridiculous for me to you to be open.
I'm not gonna in at 10am and say "
Hey, I by at 3.
You were closed, somebody owes me an appology".
This would be half way done.