Luyện nghe bài hát Three Easy Payments

There's a on late night T.
V.
for thing you attach to a garden hose.
It "
You can your hard to reach plants with this product".
Who the would make their plants hard to reach?
That so very mean.
I know you water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach.
I will water at you.
Hopefully invent a product before you shrivel and die.
like a cactus.
It "
You can this product for 4 easy payments of $19.
I would like to a product that was available for 3 easy payments and 1 fuckin complicated payment.
We can't tell you payment it is but one or these payments is gonna be a bitch.
The mail man will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamp be in the wrong denomination.
Good fucker!!!
The payment must be paid in Whomp-em.
Our fake plants because I did not pretend to water them.
I think animal crackers make people think all animals taste the same.
Whats a giraffe taste
A hippopotamus.
I had them to back.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a throat.
it anyway.
See I write jokes for a living man, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something and then I go get a pen and I write it down.
Or if the pen is to far away I have to convince that what I thougt of ain't funny.
I by a dry cleaner at 3 am, the sign said "
Sorry, closed".
You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am and a dry cleaner.
It would be ridiculous for me to you to be open.
I'm not gonna in at 10am and say "
Hey, I by at 3.
You guys were closed, somebody me an appology".
jacket would be half way done.