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Those crazy Christians, I was gonna in today
But the Church woke me up and they're a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians dressed up driving down my
get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to

They pray before they eat and they pray they snore
They pray a football game and every time they score
Every untimely passing, every dear departed
Is just another excuse to bake a casserole

Those crazy go and jump on some damn plane
Fly to or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesus name
No they ain't the late night kind
curse the devils whiskey while they drink the saviors wine

A famous TV preacher has a big and then one tearful
Confession and he's again, again
Someone yells Hallelujah and they shout and clap and
Its they can't wait to forgive someone for just about anything

Those crazy

Instead of being outside on this afternoon
By the bedside of a in a cold hospital room
And now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle then the next thing that you
They dunk him the water and here comes another one of those Christians

look to Heaven their whole life
And I think what if they're wrong but what if they're

You its funny, much as Im baffled by it all
If I really needed help, well you know who Id call
Is those crazy