Luyện nghe bài hát Those Crazy Christians

Those crazy Christians, I was sleep in today
But the bells woke me up and they're a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians dressed up driving my street
get their weekly of guilt before they head to Applebee's

They pray before they eat and they pray before they
They pray before a football and every time they score
Every untimely passing, every dear departed
Is just another good excuse to bake a

Those crazy Christians go and jump on damn plane
Fly to Africa or Haiti, their lives in Jesus name
No they ain't the late party kind
They curse the devils whiskey while they the saviors wine

A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then one
and he's born again, again
Someone yells Hallelujah and they shout and clap and
Its like they can't wait to someone for just about anything

crazy Christians

Instead of being outside on this sunny
By the bedside of a in a cold hospital room
And every now and then they meet a lost soul like me
not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle then the next that you know
They dunk him the water and here comes another one of those crazy

They to Heaven their whole life
And I think what if wrong but what if they're right

You know its funny, much as Im by it all
If I ever really needed help, you know who Id call
Is crazy Christians