Luyện nghe bài hát Those Crazy Christians

Those Christians, I was gonna sleep in today
But the Church woke me up and they're a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians dressed up down my street
get their weekly dose of guilt they head to Applebee's

They pray before they eat and pray before they snore
They pray before a football game and every they score
Every untimely passing, dear departed soul
Is just good excuse to bake a casserole

Those crazy Christians go and on some damn plane
Fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in name
No they ain't the late night kind
They curse the devils whiskey while they the saviors wine

A famous TV preacher has a big and then one tearful
Confession and he's again, again
Someone yells Hallelujah and they shout and and sing
Its like they can't wait to forgive someone for just anything

crazy Christians

Instead of outside on this sunny afternoon
By the bedside of a stranger in a hospital room
And now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
Whose not quite sure who or what or how he ought to be
march him down the aisle then the next thing that you know
They dunk him the water and comes another one of those crazy Christians

They to Heaven their whole life
And I think what if they're wrong but what if they're

You know its funny, as Im baffled by it all
If I ever needed help, well you know who Id call
Is those Christians