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Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in
But the Church bells woke me up and they're a a mile away
Those crazy Christians dressed up driving down my
get their weekly of guilt before they head to Applebee's

They before they eat and they pray before they snore
They pray a football game and every time they score
Every untimely passing, every dear soul
Is just another good excuse to a casserole

Those Christians go and jump on some damn plane
Fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in name
No they ain't the night party kind
They curse the whiskey while they drink the saviors wine

A famous TV preacher has a big affair and one tearful
and he's born again, again
Someone yells and they shout and clap and sing
Its like can't wait to forgive someone for just about anything

Those Christians

of being outside on this sunny afternoon
By the bedside of a in a cold hospital room
And every now and then they meet a poor soul like me
Whose not quite sure just who or what or how he to be
They march him the aisle then the next thing that you know
They dunk him the water and comes another one of those crazy Christians

They look to Heaven their life
And I think what if wrong but what if they're right

You know its funny, as Im baffled by it all
If I really needed help, well you know who Id call
Is crazy Christians