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Those crazy Christians, I was gonna in today
But the Church bells woke me up and they're a half a mile
Those crazy dressed up driving down my street
get their weekly dose of guilt before they to Applebee's

They pray before they eat and pray before they snore
pray before a football game and every time they score
Every untimely passing, dear departed soul
Is another good excuse to bake a casserole

Those crazy Christians go and jump on some plane
Fly to Africa or Haiti, risk lives in Jesus name
No they ain't the late night party
They curse the devils whiskey while they the saviors wine

A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then one
Confession and born again, again
Someone yells and they shout and clap and sing
Its like they can't wait to someone for just about anything

crazy Christians

Instead of being outside on this sunny
By the bedside of a stranger in a cold room
And every now and they meet a poor lost soul like me
not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle then the next that you know
They dunk him the water and here comes one of those crazy Christians

They look to Heaven whole life
And I think what if wrong but what if they're right

You know its funny, as Im baffled by it all
If I ever really needed help, you know who Id call
Is those Christians