Luyện nghe bài hát Those Crazy Christians

Those crazy Christians, I was sleep in today
But the Church bells woke me up and a half a mile away
Those Christians dressed up driving down my street
get their weekly dose of guilt they head to Applebee's

They pray before they eat and they pray before they
They before a football game and every time they score
Every untimely passing, dear departed soul
Is just another good excuse to a casserole

Those crazy Christians go and jump on some damn
Fly to Africa or Haiti, risk lives in Jesus name
No they ain't the late party kind
They curse the devils while they drink the saviors wine

A famous TV preacher has a big affair and one tearful
Confession and he's born again,
Someone yells and they shout and clap and sing
Its like they can't wait to someone for just about anything

Those crazy

Instead of outside on this sunny afternoon
By the bedside of a stranger in a cold room
And every now and then they meet a poor soul like me
not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle then the next thing you know
They dunk him the water and here comes one of those crazy Christians

They to Heaven their whole life
And I what if they're wrong but what if they're right

You its funny, much as Im baffled by it all
If I ever really help, well you know who Id call
Is those Christians