Luyện nghe bài hát Those Crazy Christians

Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in
But the Church bells woke me up and they're a half a away
Those crazy Christians up driving down my street
get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to

They pray before eat and they pray before they snore
They pray before a football game and every time they
Every passing, every dear departed soul
Is just another good excuse to a casserole

Those Christians go and jump on some damn plane
Fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their in Jesus name
No they the late night party kind
They curse the devils whiskey while they drink the wine

A famous TV preacher has a big affair and one tearful
and he's born again, again
Someone yells Hallelujah and shout and clap and sing
Its they can't wait to forgive someone for just about anything

Those crazy

Instead of outside on this sunny afternoon
By the bedside of a stranger in a cold room
And every now and then they meet a poor soul like me
Whose not sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle then the next thing that you
They dunk him the water and here comes another one of those crazy

They look to their whole life
And I think if they're wrong but what if they're right

You its funny, much as Im baffled by it all
If I ever needed help, well you know who Id call
Is crazy Christians