Luyện nghe bài hát Those Crazy Christians

Those Christians, I was gonna sleep in today
But the Church bells woke me up and a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians dressed up driving my street
get their weekly dose of guilt before head to Applebee's

They pray before they eat and they pray they snore
They pray before a football and every time they score
Every untimely passing, dear departed soul
Is another good excuse to bake a casserole

Those crazy Christians go and on some damn plane
Fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in name
No they ain't the late night kind
They curse the devils whiskey while they the saviors wine

A TV preacher has a big affair and then one tearful
Confession and he's born again,
Someone Hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing
Its like they can't to forgive someone for just about anything

crazy Christians

Instead of being outside on sunny afternoon
By the bedside of a stranger in a cold room
And now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
Whose not quite sure just who or or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle then the next thing that you
They him the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians

look to Heaven their whole life
And I think what if they're but what if they're right

You know its funny, much as Im by it all
If I ever really needed help, well you know who Id
Is crazy Christians