Well, I wish we'd bought the kind folds out into a bed But it ain't too bad if you lay on your And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the center And the is sticking out But it's times these, she ain't happy with me I thank God for old couch
Yeah, right about now, as P.O.'ed As I've seen her be And pillow and blanket and a mighty dirty look me where I'm gonna sleep
I learned a long time ago, don't say And soon, she'll simmer And with a little bit of luck, we'll kiss and up right here on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a little Well, she's mad as hell but that's She getting rid of me
'Cause ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting That's what love's And we both know, never go no further this old couch
It might take five minutes or take days It really all On how long it takes for the and the pleading To finally soaking in
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm learn Not to my big foot in my big mouth Yeah, and maybe then I won't have to So time alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old is a pretty safe place While she off a little steam Well, she's mad as hell but alright She getting rid of me
'Cause ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting Yeah, that's love's about Yeah, and we know, I'll never go no further this old couch, yeah, this old couch
Yeah, one potato, two potato, potato, four potato I'm a couch "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"