Well, sometimes I we'd bought the kind That folds out a bed But it too bad if you lay on your side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the center And the stuffing is out But it's like these, she ain't happy with me I God for this old couch
Yeah, about now, she's as P.O.'ed As ever seen her be And this pillow and blanket and a dirty look Tells me where I'm sleep
I learned a time ago, don't say nothing And soon, she'll down And with a little bit of luck, kiss and make up Sitting right on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a safe place she blows off a little steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting That's what about And we both know, I'll go no further Than old couch
It take five minutes or take five days It really all On how long it for the begging and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of days, I'm gonna learn Not to stick my big in my big mouth Yeah, and maybe I won't have to spend So time alone, yeah, right
Yeah, old couch is a pretty safe place While she blows off a steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She getting rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just forgiving and Yeah, that's what about Yeah, and we both know, I'll never go no this old couch, yeah, this old couch
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, four I'm a potato "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"