Well, sometimes I wish bought the kind That out into a bed But it too bad if you lay on your side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the are sprung and the center sags And the stuffing is out But it's times like these, she happy with me I thank God for old couch
Yeah, right now, she's as P.O.'ed As I've ever her be And this pillow and and a mighty dirty look me where I'm gonna sleep
I learned a long time ago, don't say And soon, she'll simmer And a little bit of luck, we'll kiss and make up Sitting right here on old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just and forgetting what love's about And we know, I'll never go no further Than this old
It might take minutes or take five days It all depends On how it takes for the begging and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of days, I'm gonna learn Not to my big foot in my big mouth Yeah, and maybe then I won't have to So time alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She getting rid of me
'Cause ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting Yeah, that's love's about Yeah, and we both know, I'll never go no Than this old couch, yeah, this old
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, four I'm a potato "Hey honey, you mad? I'm sorry, a lot"