Well, I wish we'd bought the kind folds out into a bed But it too bad if you lay on your side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the center And the stuffing is out But times like these, she ain't happy with me I thank God for old couch
Yeah, right now, she's as P.O.'ed As I've seen her be And this pillow and blanket and a mighty dirty Tells me where I'm gonna
I learned a long time ago, don't say And soon, she'll simmer And with a little bit of luck, kiss and make up Sitting right on this old couch
Yeah, this old is a pretty safe place While she off a little steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just forgiving and what love's about And we know, I'll never go no further this old couch
It take five minutes or take five days It all depends On how long it takes for the and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm gonna Not to stick my big in my big mouth Yeah, and maybe then I have to spend So time alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old couch is a safe place she blows off a little steam Well, she's mad as but that's alright She getting rid of me
'Cause there no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting Yeah, that's love's about Yeah, and we both know, never go no further Than old couch, yeah, this old couch
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, potato I'm a couch "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"