Well, sometimes I wish we'd bought the That folds out a bed But it too bad if you lay on your side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the sags And the stuffing is out But it's times like these, she ain't happy me I thank God for this old
Yeah, right about now, as P.O.'ed As I've seen her be And this pillow and blanket and a dirty look Tells me where I'm sleep
I learned a time ago, don't say nothing And soon, she'll down And with a little bit of luck, we'll and make up Sitting here on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just and forgetting That's love's about And we know, I'll never go no further this old couch
It might five minutes or take five days It really all On how long it takes for the and the pleading To start soaking in
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm gonna Not to stick my big in my big mouth Yeah, and maybe then I won't to spend So much alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a little Well, mad as hell but that's alright She getting rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, forgiving and forgetting Yeah, that's love's about Yeah, and we both know, I'll go no further this old couch, yeah, this old couch
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, four I'm a potato "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"