Well, I wish we'd bought the kind That folds out a bed But it ain't too bad if you lay on side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the sags And the is sticking out But it's times like these, she ain't with me I God for this old couch
Yeah, right about now, as P.O.'ed As ever seen her be And this pillow and and a mighty dirty look Tells me where I'm sleep
I learned a time ago, don't say nothing And soon, she'll simmer And with a bit of luck, we'll kiss and make up right here on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a safe place While she blows off a steam Well, she's mad as hell but alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, forgiving and forgetting That's what love's And we both know, never go no further Than this old
It might take five minutes or five days It all depends On how long it for the begging and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm gonna Not to stick my big foot in my big Yeah, and maybe I won't have to spend So time alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old is a pretty safe place While she blows off a steam Well, she's mad as hell but alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just and forgetting Yeah, that's what love's Yeah, and we both know, never go no further Than this old couch, yeah, old couch
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, potato I'm a potato "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"