Well, I wish we'd bought the kind That folds out a bed But it too bad if you lay on your side And use the for you head
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the center And the stuffing is out But times like these, she ain't happy with me I thank God for this old
Yeah, right about now, as P.O.'ed As ever seen her be And this pillow and blanket and a dirty look Tells me I'm gonna sleep
I a long time ago, don't say nothing And soon, she'll simmer And a little bit of luck, we'll kiss and make up right here on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a little Well, she's mad as hell but alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting what love's about And we both know, I'll never go no Than old couch
It might take five minutes or take five It really all On how long it takes for the and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm gonna Not to stick my big in my big mouth Yeah, and maybe then I won't have to So much alone, yeah, right
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she off a little steam Well, she's mad as hell but alright She getting rid of me
'Cause ain't no quitting, just forgiving and forgetting Yeah, that's love's about Yeah, and we both know, I'll go no further Than this old couch, yeah, this old
Yeah, one potato, two potato, potato, four potato I'm a couch "Hey honey, you mad? I'm sorry, a lot"