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I know what thinking
thinking, "This is a song"
Well I guess I'll just to show you
where you are WRONG!

Why aren't you hearing the
Why aren't you the ham?
If you don't listen miss it
You understand
I will it all once
I can it all twice
To it clear to your brain
you've taken a bite

It be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very
It couldn't be an Olsen it isn't Mary-Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it make you vomit
It be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard it doesn't have a space... BAR!

(Be-cause)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
Now no of your vile filthy lies

(This is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(Uh... But, a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

So are you thinking?
think this is a song?
Do you require proof?
Do you enjoy wrong?

Why aren't you the meat?
Why you feeling the bread?
If you listen, you'll miss it
making me sad
I will explain it all
I can explain it all
And then again and
Until you've a bite!

It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to
It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it suck enough
It couldn't be a 'cause it isn't very squishy
It couldn't be a beer it isn't good and stuff
It be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it have a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter
It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a

(Be-cause!)
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
What would make you think
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
It's really a hoagie in disguise

(I'm pretty sure this is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
(SONG!) SANDWICH!
(Jesus, dude, is wrong with you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese,
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers,
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!

You (or stole!)
This CD
Now you are
Driving home, out
Or at job
At house, or wherever
On your