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I know what you're
thinking, "This is a song"
Well I I'll just have to show you
where you are WRONG!

Why aren't you the cheese?
Why aren't you feeling the
If you don't listen you'll it
You understand
I explain it all once
I can explain it all
To it clear to your brain
Until taken a bite

It be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't you wait
It be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate
It can't be Dirty 'cause it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an 'cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it freakin' awesome
It couldn't be a 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR!

(Be-cause)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would you think otherwise?
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
Now no more of your vile lies

(This is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(Uh... But, it's a song) NO A SANDWICH!

So are you thinking?
Still think is a song?
Do you require proof?
Do you enjoy wrong?

Why aren't you the meat?
Why aren't you the bread?
If you don't listen, miss it
making me sad
I will explain it all
I can it all twice
And then and again
you've taken a bite!

It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to
It can't be Windows Vista it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very
It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't and stuff
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it have a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter
It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't a point

(Be-cause!)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would you think otherwise?
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
It's really a hoagie in disguise

(I'm pretty sure is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
(SONG!) SANDWICH!
(Jesus, dude, is wrong with you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese,
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers,
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!

You (or stole!)
This CD
Now you are
home, working out
Or at job
At house, or wherever
On iPod