Luyện nghe bài hát This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich

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I know you're thinking
thinking, "This is a song"
Well I I'll just have to show you
Exactly you are WRONG!

Why you hearing the cheese?
Why you feeling the ham?
If you don't listen miss it
You understand
I will it all once
I can it all twice
To make it clear to your
Until taken a bite

It couldn't be a dam 'cause it have a beaver
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't you wait
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very
It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it Mary-Kate
It can't be Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin'
It be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR!

(Be-cause)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would make you think
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
Now no more of your filthy lies

(This is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(Uh... But, it's a song) NO A SANDWICH!

So what are you
Still think this is a
Do you require more
Do you enjoy being

Why aren't you hearing the
Why aren't you the bread?
If you don't listen, miss it
You're me sad
I will explain it all
I can explain it all
And then again and
you've taken a bite!

It couldn't be a chick it doesn't want to marry
It can't be Windows 'cause it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't squishy
It be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it have a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Bunny
It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't a point

(Be-cause!)
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
really just a hoagie in disguise

(I'm pretty sure this is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
(SONG!) SANDWICH!
(Jesus, dude, what is wrong you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese,
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers,
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!

You (or stole!)
This CD
Now you are
home, working out
Or at job
At your house, or
On your