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I know you're thinking
thinking, "This is a song"
Well I guess I'll just have to you
where you are WRONG!

Why aren't you hearing the
Why aren't you feeling the
If you listen you'll miss it
You don't
I will it all once
I can it all twice
To it clear to your brain
Until you've taken a

It be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't crunchy
It couldn't be an 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron 'cause it burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin'
It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it have a space... BAR!

(Be-cause)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would make you otherwise?
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
Now no more of vile filthy lies

(This is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(Uh... But, it's a song) NO A SANDWICH!

So what are you
Still this is a song?
Do you require proof?
Do you being wrong?

Why aren't you the meat?
Why you feeling the bread?
If you don't listen, miss it
making me sad
I explain it all once
I can explain it all
And then and again
Until you've a bite!

It couldn't be a chick 'cause it want to marry
It can't be Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't squishy
It be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it have a ducky
It be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Bunny
It be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point

(Be-cause!)
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
It's just a hoagie in disguise

(I'm sure this is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
(SONG!) SANDWICH!
(Jesus, dude, what is wrong you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese,
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers,
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!

You (or stole!)
This CD
Now you are
home, working out
Or at job
At house, or wherever
On iPod