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I know you're thinking
thinking, "This is a song"
Well I guess just have to show you
where you are WRONG!

Why aren't you hearing the
Why aren't you the ham?
If you listen you'll miss it
You understand
I explain it all once
I can explain it all
To it clear to your brain
Until you've a bite

It couldn't be a dam 'cause it have a beaver
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it very crunchy
It couldn't be an 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you
It couldn't be an 'cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it freakin' awesome
It couldn't be a 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR!

(Be-cause)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would make you otherwise?
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
Now no more of vile filthy lies

(This is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(Uh... But, it's a song) NO A SANDWICH!

So are you thinking?
Still think this is a
Do you more proof?
Do you enjoy wrong?

Why aren't you hearing the
Why aren't you feeling the
If you don't listen, you'll it
making me sad
I will explain it all
I can explain it all
And then again and
Until you've a bite!

It couldn't be a chick it doesn't want to marry
It can't be Windows Vista it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't squishy
It couldn't be a beer 'cause it good and stuff
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Bunny
It couldn't be a 'cause it doesn't have a point

(Be-cause!)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What would you think otherwise?
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
really just a hoagie in disguise

(I'm pretty sure this is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
(SONG!) SANDWICH!
(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) NO A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese,
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers,
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!

You (or stole!)
This CD
Now you are
home, working out
Or at job
At your house, or
On iPod