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I know what you're
thinking, "This is a song"
Well I guess I'll just have to you
where you are WRONG!

Why aren't you the cheese?
Why you feeling the ham?
If you don't you'll miss it
You understand
I will it all once
I can it all twice
To make it clear to your
Until you've a bite

It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you
It couldn't be a taco it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate
It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't you vomit
It couldn't be an 'cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it have a space... BAR!

(Be-cause)
is not a song, it's a SANDWICH!
What make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
Now no more of your vile filthy

(This is a song) NO A SANDWICH!
(Uh... But, a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

So are you thinking?
Still this is a song?
Do you more proof?
Do you enjoy wrong?

Why aren't you hearing the
Why aren't you the bread?
If you don't listen, miss it
You're me sad
I will it all once
I can explain it all
And then again and
Until you've a bite!

It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't to marry
It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it suck enough
It couldn't be a boob 'cause it very squishy
It couldn't be a 'cause it isn't good and stuff
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it have a joint
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter
It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a

(Be-cause!)
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
What would you think otherwise?
This is not a song, a SANDWICH!
It's just a hoagie in disguise

(I'm pretty this is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH!
(... Sooong!) SANDWICH!
(SONG!) SANDWICH!
(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) NO A SANDWICH!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese,
Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers,
Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!!

You (or stole!)
This CD
Now you are
Driving home, out
Or at job
At house, or wherever
On your