This Body Pays The Bill$

It's because I know she's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
And now I know that she's the one for me

I'm finding that I can no longer deny it
The risk of perjury
But my only hope I can find my way back
Without being a casualty

With every blink of an eye she will constantly try
To destroy everything with a will to survive
But it's alright if you ask me, I'll go all night
'Cause in this case anything goes
They want you need to see

It's because I know she's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she's the one for me

So take your best shot, I hope your hand is steady
Because we all know that your aim's not
Too dead on or accurate, you couldn't hit a fly
If you were standing in a pile of shit

Shake yourself off, let me give you a word of advice
And just save yourself while you still can
Shake yourself off and don't even think twice about it
Save yourself while you still can
I don't think that you understand

She's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she's the one for me

Shake yourself off and don't even think twice about it
Save yourself while you still can

I'm finding that I can no longer deny it
The risk of perjury
But my only hope I can find my way back
Without being a casualty

She's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She's everything that possibly could go wrong
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she's the one for me