Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

Well, he in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind
Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't a dime
He the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but one's real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she can't believe her
She never thought she'd ever get one that size
He tries to think of somethin' she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's but he never will admit it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the wedding
Let's on out to Vegas and get it over with"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb

Just outside of Vegas, the gets a flat
She says, "We woulda made it if you weren't so fat"
try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van
To a ratty motel called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, him a little wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom

She starts to a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her as he pats her derriere

to himself, "It's a lucky thing
A plumber woulda cost me much more that ring"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never out how much he spent
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never out how much I spent
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her
Wonder it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what it's worth, third rock from her