Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his
Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a
He the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but neither one's

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She thought she'd ever really get one that size
He tries to think of somethin' when she him "where'd you get it?"
Down at pawn but he never will admit it

He tries to the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's on out to Vegas and get it over with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
she never finds out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb

Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a
She says, "We made it if you weren't so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a from some hippies in a van
To a ratty little motel called S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, him a little wink
Ring off her finger, down the bathroom sink

She starts to call a plumber, he to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big ball of
Slips it on her as he pats her derriere

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky
A plumber woulda cost me much more that ring"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never out how much he spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
she never finds out how much I spent
Nothin' else like a zirconia
Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what worth, third rock from her thumb