Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his
Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a
He finds the one he and they cut him quite a deal
A two carat solitaire but one's real

Picks up the pay phone, it to his ear
his chick, collect and says, "Get over here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she believe her eyes
She thought she'd ever really get one that size
He to think of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at diffie's pawn but he never will it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never out how much he spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Just of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We made it if you weren't so doggone fat"
try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van
To a ratty little called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a wink
Ring slips off her finger, the bathroom sink

She starts to call a plumber, he to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he her derriere

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky
A plumber cost me much more than that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much he
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she finds out how much I spent
else shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what worth, third rock from her thumb
tell him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb