Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

Don't tell her what worth, third rock from her thumb

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one on his mind
Wants to buy a but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and they cut him a deal
A two carat but neither one's real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he his girlfriend, she can't believe her eyes
She never she'd ever really get one that size
He tries to of somethin' when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
at diffie's pawn but he never will admit it

He to change the subject, "Forget the wedding list
Let's head on out to Vegas and get it with"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never out how much he spent
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Just of Vegas, the truck gets a flat
She says, "We woulda it if you weren't so doggone fat"
They try to hitch a ride from hippies in a van
To a ratty little called 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a wink
Ring slips off her finger, down the sink

She to call a plumber, he begins to shout
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
out the ring in a big ball of hair
Slips it on her finger as he pats her

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky
A plumber cost me much more than that ring"

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never out how much he spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third from her thumb

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how much I
Nothin' else shines a zirconia
Don't her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Wonder what it's worth, third rock her thumb
Don't him what it's worth, third rock from her thumb