Luyện nghe bài hát Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

Don't tell her it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one on his mind
Wants to buy a but he doesn't have a dime
He finds the one he likes and they cut him a deal
A two solitaire but neither one's real

up the pay phone, puts it to his ear
Calls his chick, collect and says, "Get here"

When he shows his girlfriend, she believe her eyes
She never she'd ever really get one that size
He tries to think of when she asked him "where'd you get it?"
Down at pawn but he never will admit it

He tries to change the subject, "Forget the list
Let's head on out to and get it over with"

Flaws and defects, no ads
she never finds out how much he spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her

Just outside of Vegas, the truck a flat
She says, "We made it if you weren't so doggone fat"
try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van
To a ratty little motel 'The S and M grand'

Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little
Ring slips off her finger, down the sink

She starts to call a plumber, he begins to
"Give me a coat-hangar, I I can get it out"
Fishes out the ring in a big of hair
Slips it on her as he pats her derriere

Thinkin' to himself, "It's a lucky
A plumber woulda cost me much more that ring"

and defects, no billing ads
Hope she never finds out how he spent
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb

Flaws and defects, no ads
Hope she never finds out how much I
Nothin' shines like a zirconia
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock her thumb
what it's worth, third rock from her thumb
Don't tell him what worth, third rock from her thumb