They Came To Boston

They came to Boston on their vacation
They came, they saw, they annoyed me
They saw it all, what? Fanueil Hall
It's best if they just avoid me

Rented a car to see the sights
They found the HUB confusing
Looked for the Swan Boats in Mattapan
Well, I find that real amusing

I was here before they came
I'll be here long after
Don't want to share, but it seems clear
That I'm gonna have to

They came to Boston for an education
Live in the dorms, join a frat
Jam my bars and subway cars
Now, what the fuck is that?

Spend year one having fun
And causing aggravation
Spending daddy's cash on a toga bash
When the hell's graduation?

I was here before they came
I'll be here long after
Don't want to swear, but it seems clear
That I'm gonna have to