The Bartender's Song

Red Sox, they're getting roasted, that's for sure

Thank you, sir, can I've another?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No, no, no, this can't be the case

Thank you, sir, can I have another?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No, no, no, this can't be the case

What's this all about?
After a couple, they usually throw me out
Maybe it's an illusion and not a bar
I'm gonna keep going, I'm going good so far

What's that drink that he has there?
No, I'll just have another beer
It's good to have a friend like you
I'm glad to see you like me, too

No, no, no, this can't be true
I've never been here before
After a couple, they kick my ass out the door
Maybe it's an illusion and not a bar
I'm gonna keep going, I'm going good so far

"Hey, I'll tell ya, I'm pissed off
Hey, ya want another drink?
Hey, buddy, hey, alright
You guys are the best friends I've ever had
And thats not the alcohol talking"

Thank you, sir, can I have another?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place

Thank you, sir, can I have another?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place

Thank you, sir, can I have another?
We've really grown to like each other
I like this beer and your friendly face
I've really grown to like this place
No, no, no, this can't be the case