Luyện nghe bài hát They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore

(kinky friedman)

Well, a nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' lone star beer
religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to a christian girl and you killed god's only son.

I said, has it to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa that killed jesus christ.
you know, you don't look jewish, he said, near as I could
I had you for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.

No, they makin' jews like jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other cheek the way they before.
He started in to and a-spittin' on the floor,
lord, they ain't makin' like jesus anymore.

He says, i ain't a racist but aristitle is one greek we don't need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the heart of texas is there I missed ?

Well, I hits him with I had right square between the eyes.
I says, i'm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin' that of lies.
If there's one I can't abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take that thing you said bout aristitle onassis.

No, they ain't makin' like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit hardwood floor
lord, they sho' ain't makin' jews jesus anymore!
All right!

No, they ain't makin' jews like anymore,
We don't turn the cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit hardwood floor
Lord, they ain't makin' jews like anymore.

Everybody!
They ain't makin' jews jesus anymore,
ain't makin' carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn was singin' as I strolled right out the door
lord, they ain't jews like jesus anymore!

No, we ain't jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the
lord, ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore!