Luyện nghe bài hát They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore

(kinky friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was lone star beer
Talking religion politics for all the world to hear.
they oughta send you to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a girl and you killed god's only son.

I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed christ.
you know, you look jewish, he said, near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, country nigger.

No, ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
They don't turn the other the way they done before.
He started in to and a-spittin' on the floor,
lord, they makin' jews like jesus anymore.

He says, i a racist but aristitle onassis is one greek we don't need
And them niggers, and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n n spics n spooks are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the of texas is there anyone I missed ?

Well, I hits him with I had right square between the eyes.
I says, i'm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin' that of lies.
If there's one thing I can't abide, an ethnocentric racist;
Now you back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis.

No, ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way we before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho' makin' jews like jesus anymore!
All right!

No, ain't makin' jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the cheek the way they done before.
You hear that holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain't makin' like jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They ain't makin' jews like anymore,
They makin' carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn was singin' as I strolled right out the door
lord, they ain't makin' jews like anymore!

No, we ain't jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the cheek the way they done before.
Well, the damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
lord, they ain't makin' jews jesus anymore!