Luyện nghe bài hát They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore

(kinky friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was lone star beer
religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they oughta send you to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian and you killed god's only son.

I said, has it to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
We jews it was santa claus that killed jesus christ.
you know, you don't look jewish, he said, as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, country nigger.

No, they ain't makin' jews like anymore,
don't turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to and a-spittin' on the floor,
lord, they ain't makin' jews like anymore.

He says, i ain't a racist but onassis is one greek we don't need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the heart of texas is there I missed ?

Well, I hits him everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, i'm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for that pack of lies.
If there's one thing I abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
Now you back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis.

No, they ain't makin' like jesus anymore,
We turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho' ain't makin' like jesus anymore!
All right!

No, they ain't makin' jews jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other cheek the way they before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit hardwood floor
Lord, they ain't makin' jews jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They ain't jews like jesus anymore,
They ain't makin' carpenters who know nails are for.
Well, the damn place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
lord, they ain't makin' jews like anymore!

No, we ain't makin' jews jesus anymore,
We don't turn the cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
lord, they ain't makin' like jesus anymore!