Luyện nghe bài hát They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore

(kinky friedman)

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' lone star
Talking and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian and you killed god's only son.

I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that's not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa that killed jesus christ.
you know, you don't look jewish, he said, near as I figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed nigger.

No, they ain't makin' like jesus anymore,
They don't the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to and a-spittin' on the floor,
lord, they ain't makin' jews like anymore.

He says, i ain't a but aristitle onassis is one greek we don't need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n n spooks are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the heart of is there anyone I missed ?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square the eyes.
I says, i'm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin' that of lies.
If one thing I can't abide, it's an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back thing you said bout aristitle onassis.

No, they ain't jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the cheek the way we done before.
You could that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho' ain't makin' jews like anymore!
All right!

No, they ain't makin' like jesus anymore,
We turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood
Lord, they ain't makin' jews like anymore.

Everybody!
They ain't makin' like jesus anymore,
They ain't carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole place was singin' as I strolled right out the door
lord, they ain't makin' jews like anymore!

No, we ain't jews like jesus anymore,
We don't turn the other the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn was singin' as I strolled right out the door
lord, they ain't jews like jesus anymore!