Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
This is an announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since reports and persons in this
Do not mirror historic or facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Christ, I don't know what then!

I was in a sauna, y'know
a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and where hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny in, y'know,
With those big ears,
He spreaded his legs and to me:
"You've got a nice ribbon your nuts"
I "What?"
He "You've got a nice ribbon around your nuts"
I "I don't have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't to see your nuts dude!"
I got pretty of that animal, dude
I thought, get the fuck out of
I'm out,
I see the thermostat and 'hehehehe'

MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny exist, does it?"
"You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I bob your away
And ask those stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an in the sauna
So after I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my back
I turned and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He says to me, he
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!!
COME HERE THOSE BALLOONS!!!"
I off his scrotum
And his nuts were falling all over the
It was like: *poing, poing, poing
I scream: "I'm of you, fucking animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely conservative TV-channel)