Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
is an EO-service announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since reports and in this song
Do not mirror historic or facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't know then!

I was sitting in a sauna,
Such a hot
Where you get in naked and al, and it's hot and al,
Is an Easter Bunny coming in, y'know,
those big ears, y'know
He spreaded his legs and to me:
"You've got a ribbon around your nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a nice ribbon around nuts"
I say: "I have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you to see my nuts? Oh, do you want t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't to see your nuts dude!"
I got pretty sick of that animal,
I thought, get the fuck out of
I'm out,
I see the and think: 'hehehehe'

MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, it?"
"You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open fucking mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And don't ask stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an in the sauna
So after that I to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and something on my back
I turned and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He to me, he says:
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!!
COME HERE THOSE BALLOONS!!!"
I pulled off his
And his were falling all over the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing*
I scream: "I'm sick of you, animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)