Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
This is an announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since reports and persons in song
Do not mirror historic or facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Christ, I don't know what then!

I was in a sauna, y'know
a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and where hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny in, y'know,
those big ears, y'know
He his legs and says to me:
"You've got a nice around your nuts"
I "What?"
He "You've got a nice ribbon around your nuts"
I say: "I don't have a ribbon around my man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't want to see nuts dude!"
I got sick of that animal, dude
I thought, get the fuck out of
I'm out,
I see the thermostat and think:

THEY'RE THE EASTER BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, it?"
"You must the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I bob your away
And don't ask stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an evening in the
So that I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and something on my back
I turned around and
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He says to me, he
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
COME HERE WITH BALLOONS!!!"
I off his scrotum
And his nuts falling all over the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing
I scream: "I'm sick of you, animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that boiling
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)