Attention, This is an EO-service (*1) All of the dirty since reports and persons in this song Do not historic or true-based facts. If it still, unexpected, you Then, then, Christ, I don't know what then!
I was sitting in a sauna, a hot spot Where you get in naked and al, and where hot and al, Is there an Easter coming in, y'know, those big ears, y'know He spreaded his legs and to me: "You've got a nice ribbon your nuts" I "What?" He says: "You've got a nice around your nuts" I say: "I don't a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!" He says: "Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you t see my nuts?" I say: "I don't want to see your dude!" I got pretty sick of that animal, I thought, get the fuck out of I'm out, I see the thermostat and think:
MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!
"But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, it?" "You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child! If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum And ask those stupid questions, allright?"
Right, nice, an evening in the So that I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt on my back I turned and thought: "Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! THE EASTER BUNNY!! Oh shit, oh no, cry" He says to me, he "Oh, do you to see my nuts?" "Mmmmm... YES!!! I TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!! COME HERE WITH BALLOONS!!!" I pulled off his And his nuts were falling all over the It was like: *poing, poing, poing I scream: "I'm sick of you, animal!" I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that grease-cup Kssssss, right, and clean.
(*the sauna and snackbar is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...) (*1 EO is an extremely conservative TV-channel)