Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
is an EO-service announcement (*1)
All of the dirty since reports and persons in this song
Do not historic or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I know what then!

I was sitting in a sauna,
a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and where hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny in, y'know,
those big ears, y'know
He his legs and says to me:
"You've got a nice around your nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a ribbon around your nuts"
I say: "I don't a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my Oh, do you want t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't to see your nuts dude!"
I got pretty of that animal, dude
I thought, get the fuck out of
I'm out,
I see the thermostat and 'hehehehe'

MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, it?"
"You shut the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your fucking one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And don't ask stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an evening in the
So that I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my back
I around and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! THE EASTER BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He to me, he says:
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
COME HERE WITH BALLOONS!!!"
I pulled off his
And his nuts were falling all over the
It was *poing, poing, poing poing*
I "I'm sick of you, fucking animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that boiling
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)