Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
This is an announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words reports and persons in this song
Do not historic or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Christ, I don't know what then!

I was sitting in a sauna,
Such a hot
Where you get in naked and al, and it's hot and al,
Is an Easter Bunny coming in, y'know,
With those big ears,
He spreaded his and says to me:
"You've got a ribbon around your nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a ribbon around your nuts"
I say: "I have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my Oh, do you want t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't want to see nuts dude!"
I got sick of that animal, dude
I thought, get the fuck out of
I'm out,
I see the and think: 'hehehehe'

THEY'RE MELTING THE BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, it?"
"You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I bob scrotum away
And ask those stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an in the sauna
So after I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt on my back
I turned and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He says to me, he
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
COME HERE WITH BALLOONS!!!"
I off his scrotum
And his nuts were falling all the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing
I "I'm sick of you, fucking animal!"
I grabbed him by his and threw him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)