Attention, This is an EO-service (*1) All of the dirty words reports and persons in this song Do not mirror or true-based facts. If it still, unexpected, you Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't know then!
I was sitting in a sauna, a hot spot Where you get in naked and al, and it's hot and al, Is there an Bunny coming in, y'know, With those big ears, He his legs and says to me: "You've got a nice around your nuts" I "What?" He says: "You've got a nice around your nuts" I say: "I don't have a around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!" He says: "Oh, do you want to see my Oh, do you want t see my nuts?" I say: "I want to see your nuts dude!" I got sick of that animal, dude I thought, get the out of here I'm out, I see the thermostat and think:
THEY'RE THE EASTER BUNNY!!
"But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, it?" "You shut the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child! If you open your fucking mouth one more time, I bob scrotum away And don't ask stupid questions, allright?"
Right, nice, an evening in the So after that I to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit I was standing in the queue, y'know, and something on my back I turned around and "Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!! Oh shit, oh no, cry" He says to me, he "Oh, do you to see my nuts?" "Mmmmm... YES!!! I TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!! COME WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!" I pulled off his And his nuts falling all over the floor It was *poing, poing, poing poing* I "I'm sick of you, fucking animal!" I grabbed him by his and threw him in that boiling grease-cup Kssssss, right, and clean.
(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has vocabulary in Dutch too...) (*1 EO is an conservative Dutch TV-channel)