Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
is an EO-service announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since and persons in this song
Do not mirror historic or facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't what then!

I was in a sauna, y'know
a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and where hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny in, y'know,
With big ears, y'know
He spreaded his and says to me:
"You've got a nice around your nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a ribbon around your nuts"
I say: "I don't have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you to see my nuts? Oh, do you want t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't want to see nuts dude!"
I got sick of that animal, dude
I thought, get the out of here
I'm out,
I see the thermostat and think:

THEY'RE THE EASTER BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter doesn't exist, does it?"
"You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open fucking mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And don't ask stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an evening in the
So after I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my
I around and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! THE EASTER BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He says to me, he
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!!
COME HERE WITH BALLOONS!!!"
I off his scrotum
And his nuts were falling all the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing*
I "I'm sick of you, fucking animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely conservative TV-channel)