Attention, is an EO-service announcement (*1) All of the words since reports and persons in this song Do not mirror historic or facts. If it still, unexpected, you Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't what then!
I was in a sauna, y'know Such a hot you get in naked and al, and where it's hot and al, Is there an Bunny coming in, y'know, those big ears, y'know He spreaded his and says to me: "You've got a nice ribbon around nuts" I "What?" He says: "You've got a nice ribbon around nuts" I say: "I don't have a ribbon my nuts man, look at your own nuts!" He says: "Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you t see my nuts?" I say: "I don't want to see your dude!" I got sick of that animal, dude I thought, get the out of here I'm out, I see the thermostat and think:
THEY'RE THE EASTER BUNNY!!
"But daddy, the Bunny doesn't exist, does it?" "You shut the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child! If you open your fucking mouth one time, I bob your scrotum away And don't ask those questions, allright?"
Right, nice, an evening in the So after I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my I around and thought: "Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! THE EASTER BUNNY!! Oh shit, oh no, cry" He says to me, he "Oh, do you to see my nuts?" "Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!! HERE WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!" I off his scrotum And his nuts falling all over the floor It was like: *poing, poing, poing* I scream: "I'm of you, fucking animal!" I him by his ears and threw him in that boiling grease-cup Kssssss, right, and clean.
(*the sauna and snackbar is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...) (*1 EO is an conservative Dutch TV-channel)