Attention, This is an EO-service (*1) All of the words since reports and persons in this song Do not historic or true-based facts. If it still, unexpected, you Then, then, Christ, I don't know what then!
I was sitting in a sauna, a hot spot Where you get in naked and al, and it's hot and al, Is there an Easter coming in, y'know, With big ears, y'know He spreaded his and says to me: "You've got a nice around your nuts" I "What?" He says: "You've got a nice ribbon around nuts" I "I don't have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!" He says: "Oh, do you want to see my Oh, do you want t see my nuts?" I say: "I don't to see your nuts dude!" I got pretty sick of animal, dude I thought, get the fuck out of I'm out, I see the thermostat and think:
MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!
"But daddy, the Easter Bunny exist, does it?" "You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child! If you open your fucking one more time, I bob your scrotum away And don't ask those questions, allright?"
Right, nice, an evening in the So that I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit I was in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my back I turned and thought: "Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! THE EASTER BUNNY!! Oh shit, oh no, cry" He says to me, he "Oh, do you to see my nuts?" "Mmmmm... YES!!! I TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!! COME HERE THOSE BALLOONS!!!" I pulled off his And his nuts were falling all the floor It was like: *poing, poing, poing I scream: "I'm sick of you, animal!" I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that boiling Kssssss, right, and clean.
(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...) (*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)