Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
This is an announcement (*1)
All of the dirty since reports and persons in this song
Do not mirror or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't what then!

I was sitting in a sauna,
Such a hot
Where you get in naked and al, and where hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny in, y'know,
those big ears, y'know
He spreaded his legs and to me:
"You've got a nice ribbon around nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a nice ribbon around nuts"
I say: "I don't have a ribbon my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't to see your nuts dude!"
I got pretty of that animal, dude
I thought, get the fuck out of
I'm out,
I see the and think: 'hehehehe'

MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny exist, does it?"
"You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And don't ask stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an evening in the
So after that I went to the bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my back
I around and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! THE EASTER BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He to me, he says:
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
HERE WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!"
I off his scrotum
And his were falling all over the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing*
I scream: "I'm of you, fucking animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)