Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
is an EO-service announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since reports and in this song
Do not mirror or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Christ, I don't know what then!

I was in a sauna, y'know
a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and it's hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny in, y'know,
With those big ears,
He spreaded his and says to me:
"You've got a nice ribbon around nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a ribbon around your nuts"
I "I don't have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't want to see nuts dude!"
I got sick of that animal, dude
I thought, get the fuck out of
I'm out,
I see the and think: 'hehehehe'

MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny exist, does it?"
"You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you your fucking mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And ask those stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an in the sauna
So after that I went to the bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my
I turned around and
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He to me, he says:
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!!
COME WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!"
I off his scrotum
And his nuts were falling all over the
It was like: *poing, poing, poing*
I scream: "I'm sick of you, animal!"
I him by his ears and threw him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)