Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
This is an announcement (*1)
All of the dirty since reports and persons in this song
Do not mirror or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I know what then!

I was sitting in a sauna,
a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and it's hot and al,
Is an Easter Bunny coming in, y'know,
With big ears, y'know
He spreaded his and says to me:
"You've got a nice ribbon your nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a nice around your nuts"
I say: "I don't have a ribbon my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my Oh, do you want t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't to see your nuts dude!"
I got pretty sick of that animal,
I thought, get the out of here
I'm out,
I see the and think: 'hehehehe'

THEY'RE MELTING THE BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter doesn't exist, does it?"
"You must shut the up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your fucking one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And don't ask stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an evening in the
So after that I went to the bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt on my back
I around and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! THE EASTER BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He says to me, he
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!!
COME HERE WITH BALLOONS!!!"
I pulled off his
And his nuts were falling all over the
It was like: *poing, poing, poing
I scream: "I'm sick of you, animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely conservative TV-channel)