Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
This is an announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words reports and persons in this song
Do not historic or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't what then!

I was in a sauna, y'know
a hot spot
Where you get in and al, and where it's hot and al,
Is there an Easter coming in, y'know,
With big ears, y'know
He spreaded his and says to me:
"You've got a nice ribbon around nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a ribbon around your nuts"
I say: "I don't have a ribbon around my man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my Oh, do you want t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't to see your nuts dude!"
I got sick of that animal, dude
I thought, get the out of here
I'm out,
I see the thermostat and think:

THEY'RE MELTING THE BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, it?"
"You must the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open fucking mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And ask those stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an in the sauna
So after that I went to the bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my back
I around and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He to me, he says:
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!!
COME WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!"
I off his scrotum
And his were falling all over the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing*
I "I'm sick of you, fucking animal!"
I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely Dutch TV-channel)