Luyện nghe bài hát They’re Melting The Easter Bunny!

Attention,
is an EO-service announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since reports and persons in this
Do not historic or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, you
Then, then, Christ, I don't know what then!

I was sitting in a sauna,
Such a hot
Where you get in and al, and where it's hot and al,
Is there an Easter coming in, y'know,
those big ears, y'know
He spreaded his and says to me:
"You've got a nice ribbon your nuts"
I "What?"
He says: "You've got a nice ribbon around nuts"
I "I don't have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!"
He says: "Oh, do you want to see my Oh, do you want t see my nuts?"
I say: "I don't want to see your dude!"
I got pretty sick of that animal,
I thought, get the out of here
I'm out,
I see the thermostat and 'hehehehe'

THEY'RE MELTING THE BUNNY!!

"But daddy, the Easter Bunny exist, does it?"
"You shut the fuck up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your fucking mouth one time, I bob your scrotum away
And ask those stupid questions, allright?"

Right, nice, an in the sauna
So after I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt on my back
I turned and thought:
"Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, cry"
He says to me, he
"Oh, do you to see my nuts?"
"Mmmmm... YES!!! I WANT TO SEE NUTS!!!
COME HERE THOSE BALLOONS!!!"
I pulled off his
And his nuts falling all over the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing
I "I'm sick of you, fucking animal!"
I grabbed him by his and threw him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, and clean.

(*the sauna and adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too...)
(*1 EO is an extremely conservative TV-channel)