These are the are the tales that I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the tales that I so well (Short Dog)
I'm way back, it's been a long, long time In 1980 I wrote my rhyme I like to a lot of game But then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a record player on my Got down on my knees with my From Oakland, California some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, that's it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and B in my pocket's all I ever need
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we them phat While we rapped about the and all the ho's Can't be in the hole tryin' to without vogues
In '82 you was in the a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang Me and B used to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes puttin' in work,
In '83 you hit a party A dolla' get you in and a fo' a drink I'm on the smokin' get-right And at I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two why they say my name, when I come through here When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to High with Lil' D and Black
Young in the town livin' real phat Never had the sack but I smoked a little Crushed up in the weed, we 'em bass rock Caddies on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the are the tales that I tell so well
It's fifteen years since that shit happened But Too Short don't rappin' In '85, I was on the right Ten niggaz, Short live on stage
Underground tapes was all they ever But the whole crowd sang with me word for word And that changed Went to Seventy Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke ho's that like to smoke I was makin' but wasn't makin' money You can take it seriously or you can it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Music And I made the song "These are the tales, the tales" No radio or video or CD Six in a row, Ice Cube and Cool J Who else did that shit? Short Dog the Bay
ho's try to play it safe But I mackin' hard since eighty-eight And from eighty-nine to I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a
I'll ten times and I'll still be here My old sell about a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes through decades and
And bitches just love my mouth When I see you again I'ma you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say shit I sue you, but that's the trademark I was a grown ass man you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
These are the These are the that I tell so well are the tales These are the tales I tell so well
Now I'm in Atlanta I love the O I gave you my bitch but you can't have my I guest on 47 albums Fuck and fuck Calvin
I get money with Sermon when I'm in New York I get respect, they me Too Short I live swell in ATL, 'cause I'm a We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where greater
You how we ride I got love for all niggaz the EastSide It was me, Ant and Shorty B All we need to do is find my PeeWee
We used to be on Street makin' funky songs If you see him him Short said it's back on Let's get this money, down South East coast, West ride out, biatch
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the tales that I tell so (You can have word, say bitch all you want)
are the tales (All you regular ass niggas) These are the tales I tell so well (You finally get to have Too bitch, trick)