These are the These are the tales that I so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm way back, it's been a long, long time In I wrote my first rhyme I like to spit a lot of But back then, I was just sayin' my
I had a record on my stereo Got down on my with my radio From Oakland, with some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm bout to do
In 1981, where it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and B Money in my pocket's all I ever
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sermon then we smoked them phat While we rapped about the bitches and all the Can't be in the hole tryin' to without vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, or a Mustang Me and Freddy B to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes puttin' in work,
In '83 you hit a house A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a I'm on the smokin' get-right And at mid-night I'll be on the mic
I did the thang, for the next two years That's why say my name, when I come through here I was Sixteen, I want'd to be a mack I went to Fremont High with D and Black
ballers in the town livin' real phat Never had the sack but I smoked a crack up in the weed, we call 'em bass rock Caddies Goin' on them grimmies make ho's call me daddy
These are the These are the tales that I tell so are the tales These are the tales that I tell so
It's been fifteen years since that shit But Too don't stop rappin' In '85, I was on the right Ten niggaz, Short live on stage
Underground tapes was all they heard But the whole crowd sang along me word for word And changed everything Went to Seventy Five and hooked up with Dean
player-ism and that's no joke Snort a lot of coke with ho's that to smoke I was records but wasn't makin' money You can take it seriously or you can it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, Dangerous Music And I the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No radio or or CD sales Six platinums in a row, Ice Cube and J Who else did that shit? Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it But I been mackin' since eighty-eight And from eighty-nine to I was rappin' on the mic talkin' about a bitch
I'll retire ten times and I'll still be My old records sell a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes decades and centuries
And bitches just love my dirty When I see you again cuss you out, biatch! my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit I wont sue you, but the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil'
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the These are the tales I tell so well
Now I'm in I still love the O I gave you my bitch but you have my flow I guest appeared on 47 McDonald and fuck Calvin
I get with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York I get respect, they me Too Short I live in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's
You know how we I got love for all from the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is find my PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel Street funky songs If you see him him Short said it's back on get this money, midwest down South East coast, coast ride out, biatch
are the tales (That's my to rap) These are the tales that I so well (You can that word, say bitch all you want)
These are the (All you fake ass niggas) These are the tales that I tell so (You finally get to have Too bitch, trick)