These are the are the tales that I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the tales that I so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, been a long, long time In 1980 I wrote my first I to spit a lot of game But back then, I was just sayin' my
I had a player on my stereo Got down on my with my radio From Oakland, with some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm bout to do
In 1981, that's where it all We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and B Money in my pocket's all I need
It was me, Fred B and Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we them phat While we about the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the hole to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, Cougar or a Me and B used to hit the turfs a bag of tapes puttin' in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a house A get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink I'm on the turntable smokin' And at I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the thang, for the next two years why they say my name, when I come through here When I was Sixteen, I want'd to be a I went to High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the town real phat Never had the but I smoked a little crack Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em rock Caddies Goin' on them grimmies them ho's call me daddy
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I so well
It's been fifteen years since shit happened But Too Short don't rappin' In '85, I was on the right Ten thousand niggaz, Short live on
tapes was all they ever heard But the crowd sang along with me word for word And that everything to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke ho's that like to smoke I was makin' but wasn't makin' money You can take it or you can think it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Music And I made the song "These are the tales, the tales" No or video or CD sales Six in a row, Ice Cube and Cool J Who else did that Short Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it But I been mackin' hard eighty-eight And eighty-nine to ninety-six I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit a bitch
retire ten times and I'll still be here My old records sell a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes decades and centuries
And bitches love my dirty mouth I see you again I'ma cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you get to say that shit I wont sue you, but that's the I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park nigga
These are the These are the that I tell so well These are the These are the tales I tell so well
Now I'm in I still love the O I gave you my bitch but you can't have my I guest appeared on 47 Fuck and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New I get respect, they call me Too I live swell in ATL, I'm a player We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in where it's greater
You know how we I got for all niggaz from the EastSide It was me, Ant and Shorty B All we to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short it's back on Let's get this money, down South coast, West coast ride out, biatch
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the tales that I tell so (You can that word, say bitch all you want)
are the tales (All you fake ass niggas) are the tales that I tell so well (You finally get to Too Short's bitch, trick)