These are the These are the tales that I so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm way back, it's been a long, long time In 1980 I my first rhyme I like to spit a lot of But back then, I was just sayin' my
I had a player on my stereo Got down on my knees with my From Oakland, California some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, where it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and B Money in my pocket's all I ever
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them While we rapped the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang Me and B used to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes puttin' in work,
In '83 you hit a house A dolla' get you in and a fo' a drink I'm on the smokin' get-right And at mid-night I'll be on the mic
I did the thang, for the next two years That's why they say my name, when I come through When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I to Fremont High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the livin' real phat Never had the sack but I smoked a little Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em bass Caddies Goin' on them grimmies them ho's call me daddy
These are the These are the tales I tell so well These are the are the tales that I tell so well
It's been fifteen years since that happened But Too Short stop rappin' In '85, I was on the right Ten thousand niggaz, Short live on
tapes was all they ever heard But the whole crowd sang along me word for word And that everything Went to Seventy Girls and hooked up with Dean
player-ism and that's no joke Snort a lot of with ho's that like to smoke I was records but wasn't makin' money You can take it seriously or you can it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Dangerous And I the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No or video or CD sales Six platinums in a row, Ice and Cool J Who else did that shit? Short Dog the Bay
These try to play it safe But I been hard since eighty-eight And from to ninety-six I was on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch
I'll retire ten times and I'll still be My old records about a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes decades and centuries
And bitches love my dirty mouth When I see you again cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you get to say that shit I wont sue you, but the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was in the park lil' nigga
These are the These are the tales that I so well These are the These are the tales that I so well
Now I'm in Atlanta I still the O I gave you my bitch but you can't have my I guest on 47 albums Fuck and fuck Calvin
I get money Erick Sermon when I'm in New York I get respect, they call me Too I live in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where greater
You know how we I got love for all from the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We to be on Murdel Street makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short it's back on Let's get money, midwest down South coast, West coast ride out, biatch
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the tales that I tell so (You can that word, say bitch all you want)
These are the (All you fake ass niggas) are the tales that I tell so well (You finally get to have Too bitch, trick)