These are the These are the that I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the tales that I so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's a long, long time In I wrote my first rhyme I to spit a lot of game But back then, I was sayin' my name
I had a record player on my Got down on my knees my radio From Oakland, California with new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm bout to do
In 1981, where it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my pocket's all I need
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked phat While we rapped the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball vogues
In '82 you was in the a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang Me and Freddy B to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes puttin' in work,
In '83 you hit a party A get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink I'm on the turntable get-right And at I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two why they say my name, when I come through here When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to Fremont High with Lil' D and
ballers in the town livin' real phat Never had the but I smoked a little crack Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em bass Caddies on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
These are the These are the tales that I tell so are the tales These are the tales that I so well
been fifteen years since that shit happened But Too don't stop rappin' In '85, I was on the right Ten niggaz, Short live on stage
Underground tapes was all they heard But the whole sang along with me word for word And changed everything Went to Seventy Five Girls and up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to I was records but wasn't makin' money You can take it seriously or you can it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Music And I made the "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No radio or or CD sales Six platinums in a row, Ice and Cool J Who else did that shit? Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it But I been mackin' hard eighty-eight And from to ninety-six I was rappin' on the mic talkin' about a bitch
I'll ten times and I'll still be here My old sell about a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit through decades and centuries
And bitches just love my dirty When I see you again I'ma you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that I sue you, but that's the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the lil' nigga
These are the These are the tales I tell so well are the tales These are the tales that I so well
Now I'm in Atlanta I love the O I you my bitch but you can't have my flow I guest on 47 albums Fuck McDonald and fuck
I get money with Erick when I'm in New York I get respect, they call me Too I live swell in ATL, I'm a player We hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You how we ride I got love for all from the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short it's back on Let's get this money, midwest down East coast, coast ride out, biatch
are the tales (That's my to rap) are the tales that I tell so well (You can that word, say bitch all you want)
These are the (All you fake ass niggas) are the tales that I tell so well (You finally get to Too Short's bitch, trick)