These are the These are the tales that I so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the tales I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, been a long, long time In 1980 I wrote my first I to spit a lot of game But back then, I was sayin' my name
I had a record player on my Got down on my knees my radio From Oakland, California some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, that's it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my pocket's all I need
It was me, Fred B and Brack the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat While we rapped the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the hole tryin' to without vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, Cougar or a Me and B used to hit the turfs a bag of tapes puttin' in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a party A dolla' get you in and a fo' a drink I'm on the smokin' get-right And at mid-night I'll be on the mic
I did the thang, for the next two years That's why they say my name, when I come through When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to Fremont High with D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' real Never had the sack but I smoked a little Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em bass rock Goin' on them make them ho's call me daddy
These are the These are the tales I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I so well
It's fifteen years since that shit happened But Too Short stop rappin' In '85, I was on the page Ten niggaz, Short live on stage
Underground tapes was all they ever But the whole crowd sang with me word for word And that changed Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke with ho's that to smoke I was makin' records but makin' money You can take it seriously or you can it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Music And I made the "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No or video or CD sales Six in a row, Ice Cube and Cool J Who did that shit? Short Dog from the Bay
ho's try to play it safe But I been mackin' hard since And from eighty-nine to I was rappin' on the mic shit about a bitch
I'll retire ten times and I'll still be My old records sell a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes through and centuries
And bitches just love my mouth I see you again I'ma cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you get to say that shit I wont sue you, but the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the lil' nigga
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well are the tales These are the that I tell so well
Now I'm in Atlanta I love the O I gave you my but you can't have my flow I guest appeared on 47 McDonald and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon I'm in New York I get respect, they me Too Short I swell in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You how we ride I got love for all niggaz from the It was me, Ant and Shorty B All we need to do is find my nigga
We used to be on Street makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short said back on Let's get this money, down South East coast, West ride out, biatch
are the tales (That's my to rap) These are the tales I tell so well (You can have word, say bitch all you want)
These are the (All you fake ass niggas) These are the tales that I so well (You get to have Too Short's bitch, trick)