These are the are the tales that I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) are the tales (Learn a biatch) are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm way back, it's been a long, long time In 1980 I wrote my first I to spit a lot of game But back then, I was just my name
I had a record on my stereo Got down on my knees with my From Oakland, California with some new I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, that's where it all We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my pocket's all I need
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked phat While we rapped the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, Cougar or a Me and B used to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a house A dolla' get you in and a fo' a drink I'm on the smokin' get-right And at mid-night be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the two years That's why they say my name, when I come through When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to Fremont with Lil' D and Black
Young in the town livin' real phat Never had the sack but I smoked a crack up in the weed, we call 'em bass rock Caddies Goin' on them grimmies make ho's call me daddy
are the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the are the tales that I tell so well
It's been fifteen years since that happened But Too Short don't stop In '85, I was on the right Ten thousand niggaz, Short live on
Underground tapes was all ever heard But the whole sang along with me word for word And that everything Went to Seventy Five and hooked up with Dean
player-ism and that's no joke Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to I was makin' records but wasn't makin' You can take it or you can think it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, Dangerous Music And I the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No or video or CD sales Six platinums in a row, Ice Cube and J Who else did that Short Dog from the Bay
These try to play it safe But I been mackin' hard eighty-eight And from to ninety-six I was on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch
I'll retire ten times and still be here My old records sell about a a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so rhymes through decades and centuries
And bitches love my dirty mouth When I see you again I'ma you out, biatch! my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit I sue you, but that's the trademark I was a ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
are the tales These are the that I tell so well are the tales These are the that I tell so well
Now I'm in I still love the O I you my bitch but you can't have my flow I guest appeared on 47 Fuck McDonald and fuck
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New I get respect, call me Too Short I live swell in ATL, I'm a player We fuckin' ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we I got love for all from the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is find my nigga
We used to be on Murdel Street makin' funky If you see him tell him Short it's back on Let's get this money, midwest South East coast, coast ride out, biatch
are the tales (That's my to rap) are the tales that I tell so well (You can have that word, say all you want)
are the tales (All you fake ass niggas) These are the tales I tell so well (You finally get to Too Short's bitch, trick)