These are the These are the tales that I tell so (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's a long, long time In 1980 I wrote my rhyme I like to a lot of game But then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a player on my stereo Got down on my knees my radio From Oakland, with some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, where it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my pocket's all I ever
It was me, Fred B and Brack Dipped the sermon then we smoked them phat While we about the bitches and all the ho's be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, Cougar or a Me and Freddy B used to hit the With a bag of tapes puttin' in work,
In '83 you hit a party A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a I'm on the smokin' get-right And at mid-night be rappin' on the mic
I did the thang, for the next two years That's why say my name, when I come through here When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to Fremont High with Lil' D and
ballers in the town livin' real phat Never had the sack but I smoked a crack Crushed up in the weed, we 'em bass rock Caddies Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's me daddy
are the tales These are the that I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I so well
It's been fifteen years since that shit But Too Short stop rappin' In '85, I was on the right Ten thousand niggaz, live on stage
tapes was all they ever heard But the whole crowd sang with me word for word And changed everything Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up Dean
Real player-ism and no joke Snort a lot of coke with that like to smoke I was makin' records but wasn't makin' You can take it or you can think it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, Dangerous Music And I made the song "These are the tales, the tales" No or video or CD sales Six in a row, Ice Cube and Cool J Who else did that shit? Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to it safe But I mackin' hard since eighty-eight And eighty-nine to ninety-six I was rappin' on the mic shit about a bitch
I'll retire ten and I'll still be here My old records sell about a a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes through decades and
And bitches just my dirty mouth I see you again I'ma cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you get to say that shit I sue you, but that's the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil'
are the tales These are the tales that I tell so are the tales These are the that I tell so well
Now I'm in I still love the O I gave you my but you can't have my flow I guest appeared on 47 Fuck McDonald and fuck
I get with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York I get respect, they me Too Short I live swell in ATL, I'm a player We hella ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we I got love for all from the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murdel Street funky songs If you see him tell him Short it's back on get this money, midwest down South East coast, West ride out, biatch
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the tales that I so well (You can have word, say bitch all you want)
are the tales (All you fake ass niggas) These are the that I tell so well (You get to have Too Short's bitch, trick)