These are the are the tales that I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the tales that I tell so (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's a long, long time In 1980 I wrote my rhyme I like to spit a lot of But back then, I was just my name
I had a player on my stereo Got down on my knees my radio From Oakland, with some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, where it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my pocket's all I ever
It was me, Fred B and Freddy Dipped the sermon sticks we smoked them phat While we about the bitches and all the ho's be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang Me and Freddy B to hit the turfs With a bag of puttin' in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a party A get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink I'm on the turntable get-right And at mid-night be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two That's why they say my name, I come through here When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to High with Lil' D and Black
ballers in the town livin' real phat Never had the sack but I a little crack up in the weed, we call 'em bass rock Caddies Goin' on grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
These are the These are the that I tell so well are the tales These are the tales I tell so well
It's been fifteen years that shit happened But Too Short stop rappin' In '85, I was on the page Ten thousand niggaz, Short live on
Underground tapes was all they heard But the whole crowd along with me word for word And changed everything Went to Seventy Five and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke with that like to smoke I was makin' but wasn't makin' money You can take it seriously or you can it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, Dangerous Music And I made the song "These are the tales, the tales" No radio or video or CD Six platinums in a row, Ice and Cool J Who else did that Short Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to play it But I been mackin' hard since And eighty-nine to ninety-six I was rappin' on the mic talkin' about a bitch
I'll retire ten times and I'll still be My old sell about a half a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so rhymes through decades and centuries
And bitches love my dirty mouth When I see you I'ma cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say shit I wont sue you, but the trademark I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park nigga
are the tales These are the that I tell so well These are the These are the that I tell so well
Now I'm in Atlanta I still the O I gave you my but you can't have my flow I appeared on 47 albums Fuck McDonald and fuck
I get money with Erick when I'm in New York I get respect, they call me Too I live in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur it's greater
You know how we I got love for all from the EastSide It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is find my nigga
We used to be on Murdel Street makin' funky If you see him tell him said it's back on Let's get this money, midwest South East coast, West ride out, biatch
are the tales (That's my to rap) These are the tales that I tell so (You can that word, say bitch all you want)
These are the (All you regular ass niggas) These are the tales I tell so well (You get to have Too Short's bitch, trick)