These are the These are the tales I tell so well (Tune in to the Channel) These are the (Learn a biatch) These are the tales that I so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's a long, long time In I wrote my first rhyme I to spit a lot of game But then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a record on my stereo Got on my knees with my radio From Oakland, California with new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm bout to do
In 1981, that's where it all We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five dolla's fo' a tape, Too and Freddy B Money in my all I ever need
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked phat While we about the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the tryin' to ball without vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, or a Mustang Me and Freddy B used to hit the With a bag of puttin' in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a party A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a I'm on the smokin' get-right And at I'll be rappin' on the mic
I did the thang, for the next two years That's why they say my name, when I through here When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to High with Lil' D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' phat Never had the sack but I smoked a crack Crushed up in the weed, we 'em bass rock Caddies on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
These are the are the tales that I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I so well
It's been fifteen years since that shit But Too Short don't rappin' In '85, I was on the page Ten thousand niggaz, Short live on
Underground tapes was all ever heard But the whole crowd sang along with me for word And that changed Went to Seventy Five and hooked up with Dean
Real player-ism and no joke Snort a lot of coke with that like to smoke I was makin' records but wasn't makin' You can take it seriously or you can it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Music And I the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No radio or video or CD Six platinums in a row, Ice Cube and J Who else did that shit? Short Dog the Bay
These try to play it safe But I been mackin' since eighty-eight And from to ninety-six I was rappin' on the mic talkin' about a bitch
I'll retire ten and I'll still be here My old records sell about a a mil' a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit through decades and centuries
And bitches love my dirty mouth I see you again I'ma cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that I wont sue you, but that's the I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park nigga
These are the These are the tales that I tell so These are the These are the tales that I tell so
Now I'm in Atlanta I love the O I gave you my bitch but you have my flow I guest appeared on 47 Fuck McDonald and fuck
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New I get respect, they call me Too I live in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in where it's greater
You know how we I got love for all niggaz from the It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is find my nigga
We used to be on Street makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short said back on Let's get this money, midwest South coast, West coast ride out, biatch
These are the (That's my to rap) These are the that I tell so well (You can have that word, say all you want)
These are the (All you regular ass niggas) These are the tales I tell so well (You finally get to have Too bitch, trick)