These are the These are the tales that I tell so (Tune in to the Channel) are the tales (Learn a biatch) These are the tales I tell so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long, time In 1980 I wrote my first I to spit a lot of game But then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a player on my stereo Got down on my knees with my From Oakland, California some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, where it all begun We do it for the money, we rap for fun Five fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B in my pocket's all I ever need
It was me, Fred B and Brack the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat While we about the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the hole tryin' to without vogues
In '82 you was in the With a Falcon, Cougar or a Me and Freddy B used to hit the With a bag of tapes in work, biatch
In '83 you hit a party A dolla' get you in and a fo' a drink I'm on the turntable get-right And at mid-night be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the two years That's why say my name, when I come through here I was Sixteen, I want'd to be a mack I went to Fremont High with D and Black
Young ballers in the town livin' real Never had the but I smoked a little crack Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em rock Caddies Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me
are the tales These are the tales that I so well are the tales These are the tales that I so well
It's been fifteen years that shit happened But Too Short don't rappin' In '85, I was on the page Ten niggaz, Short live on stage
Underground tapes was all ever heard But the whole crowd along with me word for word And changed everything Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up with
Real player-ism and no joke Snort a lot of coke ho's that like to smoke I was records but wasn't makin' money You can it seriously or you can think it's funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Music And I made the "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No radio or video or CD Six in a row, Ice Cube and Cool J Who else did that Short Dog from the Bay
ho's try to play it safe But I been mackin' hard since And eighty-nine to ninety-six I was on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch
I'll ten times and I'll still be here My old records sell about a half a a year I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes through decades and
And bitches just love my dirty When I see you again cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you get to say that shit I sue you, but that's the trademark I was a ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
These are the These are the that I tell so well These are the These are the tales that I tell so
Now I'm in Atlanta I still the O I you my bitch but you can't have my flow I appeared on 47 albums Fuck McDonald and Calvin
I get money with Erick when I'm in New York I get respect, they call me Too I live in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You how we ride I got love for all niggaz from the It was me, Ant Banks and B All we need to do is find my nigga
We used to be on Murdel makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short said it's on Let's get this money, midwest South East coast, West coast ride out,
are the tales (That's my to rap) are the tales that I tell so well (You can that word, say bitch all you want)
are the tales (All you fake ass niggas) These are the that I tell so well (You get to have Too Short's bitch, trick)