These are the These are the tales that I so well (Tune in to the Channel) are the tales (Learn a biatch) These are the tales that I so well (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long, long In 1980 I my first rhyme I to spit a lot of game But then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a player on my stereo Got on my knees with my radio From Oakland, with some new shit I'm Sir Too Short, I'm to do this
In 1981, that's where it all We do it for the money, we rap for fun dolla's fo' a tape, Too Short and Freddy B Money in my pocket's all I need
It was me, B and Freddy Brack Dipped the sermon sticks then we them phat While we rapped the bitches and all the ho's Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball without
In '82 you was in the a Falcon, Cougar or a Mustang Me and Freddy B to hit the turfs With a bag of tapes puttin' in work,
In '83 you hit a party A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a I'm on the turntable get-right And at mid-night I'll be on the mic
I did the thang, for the next two years That's why they say my name, when I come here When I was Sixteen, I to be a mack I went to Fremont High with D and Black
Young in the town livin' real phat had the sack but I smoked a little crack Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em bass Caddies Goin' on grimmies make them ho's call me daddy
These are the are the tales that I tell so well These are the These are the that I tell so well
It's been fifteen years since that happened But Too don't stop rappin' In '85, I was on the right Ten niggaz, Short live on stage
Underground tapes was all they ever But the whole crowd sang with me word for word And that everything Went to Seventy Five Girls and hooked up Dean
Real player-ism and that's no Snort a lot of coke ho's that like to smoke I was makin' records but wasn't money You can take it seriously or you can think it's
By '87, I was on my own, Dangerous Music And I the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" No radio or video or CD Six platinums in a row, Ice Cube and J Who did that shit? Short Dog from the Bay
These try to play it safe But I been hard since eighty-eight And from eighty-nine to I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a
I'll ten times and I'll still be here My old records sell about a half a mil' a I say "Bitch get naked" so Spit rhymes decades and centuries
And bitches just love my dirty When I see you again cuss you out, biatch! That's my gift, now all you get to say that shit I wont sue you, but the trademark I was a grown ass man you was playin' in the park lil' nigga
are the tales These are the tales that I so well are the tales These are the tales that I tell so
Now I'm in Atlanta I still the O I you my bitch but you can't have my flow I appeared on 47 albums McDonald and fuck Calvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New I get respect, they me Too Short I swell in ATL, 'cause I'm a player We fuckin' hella ho's at X House in Decatur where greater
You know how we I got for all niggaz from the EastSide It was me, Ant and Shorty B All we to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Street makin' funky songs If you see him tell him Short said back on get this money, midwest down South East coast, West ride out, biatch
are the tales (That's my to rap) These are the tales that I so well (You can have that word, say all you want)
These are the (All you fake ass niggas) These are the tales that I tell so (You finally get to have Too bitch, trick)