I'm sorry, mama, but I've been drinking Me and the old man got us a head start on the And rest assured tonight I'm to be in Kevin's basement with all my friends Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle by ten
And the home is going to be a real shit-show be picking up half-smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road And then up in the warm glow of the traffic light But I'm to put the devil inside me to sleep if it takes all night
So get fucked up And let's we're all okay And if got something that you can't live with, save it for another day Alright, it for another day
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a call from the tonight All of my asshole buddies are coming over and they're a little too alright I'm sick and tired of everyone in town being so goddamn uptight But you worry, I'll do all the talking when they turn on the flashing lights
When I'm an old man I can be the type And I can go without a moment of fun for the of my life I can read a book and I can be in bed by ten And I can get up early, go to work and come home, and it all over again
But we're young, boys, everybody raise your glasses high Singing, "Here's to the good times, here's to the team Kiss the good times Oh yeah, kiss the good goodbye"
I a timeout I an escape from reality Or I need eternal darkness and death I need an strategy
in North Caroline I could been a productive member of society But these New Jersey cigarettes and all require of me made a fucking junkie out of me
So give me a Give me a Keystone Give me a kegger on a night Give me anything but year in exile
I a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now I a whiskey, I need a whiskey God how many times I've said this before But I really feel like doing this anymore
So hey, Andy, let's into dirty old men Close the bar every night at the Glen Rock Inn Talk about our grandkids as we stroke our beards Funny we're still doing car bombs all of these years
Now I know there are bicycles waiting to But I could swear I heard voices from the other Saying, "Wait you see the whites of their eyes"
And now that I'm older, I back and say "What the was it for anyway?" Those dreams are lying in the of the grave What the fuck were they for
So let it be on a stretcher if I get away What the fuck was it for What the fuck was it for