I'm sorry, mama, but been drinking again Me and the old man got us a head on the weekend And rest tonight I'm going to be in Kevin's basement with all my friends Provided we can get, get our lazy asses to Bottle King by ten
And the walk home is to be a real shit-show I'll be picking up half-smoked cigarette butts all up and Rock Road And then throw up in the warm glow of the light But I'm going to put the devil inside me to sleep if it all night
So get fucked up And let's we're all okay And if got something that you can't live with, save it for another day Alright, it for another day
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a call from the neighbors All of my asshole are coming over and they're feeling a little too alright I'm sick and tired of everyone in town being so goddamn uptight But don't you worry, I'll do all the when they turn on the flashing lights
When I'm an old man I can be the quiet And I can go a moment of fun for the rest of my life I can read a good and I can be in bed by ten And I can get up early, go to work and come home, and start it all again
But while we're young, boys, everybody raise glasses high Singing, "Here's to the good times, to the home team Kiss the good times Oh yeah, the good times goodbye"
I a timeout I need an from reality Or else I need eternal and death I need an strategy
Down in North I could have been a productive of society But these New cigarettes and all they require of me Have made a junkie out of me
So me a Guinness me a Keystone Light Give me a kegger on a night me anything but another year in exile
I need a whiskey, I a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now I need a whiskey, I need a God how many times I've said this before But I really don't like doing this anymore
So hey, Andy, let's into dirty old men Close down the bar every night at the Glen Inn Talk our grandkids as we stroke our gray beards Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of years
Now I know are bicycles waiting to ride But I could swear I heard voices from the other Saying, "Wait you see the whites of their eyes"
And now that I'm older, I back and say "What the was it for anyway?" Those dreams are lying in the of the grave What the were they for anyway?
So let it be on a if I get carried away What the fuck was it for the fuck was it for anyway?