I'm sorry, mama, but I've drinking again Me and the old man got us a start on the weekend And rest assured I'm going to be in Kevin's basement with all my friends Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to King by ten
And the walk home is to be a real shit-show I'll be picking up half-smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock And then up in the warm glow of the traffic light But I'm going to put the inside me to sleep if it takes all night
So get fucked up And pretend we're all okay And if you've got that you can't live with, save it for another day Alright, save it for day
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a call from the neighbors All of my buddies are coming over and they're feeling a little too alright I'm sick and of everyone in this town being so goddamn uptight But don't you worry, do all the talking when they turn on the flashing lights
I'm an old man I can be the quiet type And I can go without a of fun for the rest of my life I can read a book and I can be in bed by ten And I can get up early, go to work and home, and start it all over again
But while we're young, boys, everybody your glasses high Singing, "Here's to the good times, to the home team the good times goodbye Oh yeah, the good times goodbye"
I a timeout I need an from reality Or else I eternal darkness and death I an exit strategy
Down in North I have been a productive member of society But New Jersey cigarettes and all they require of me Have a fucking junkie out of me
So give me a Give me a Keystone Give me a on a Friday night Give me anything but another in exile
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a right now I need a whiskey, I need a God know how times I've said this before But I don't feel like doing this anymore
So hey, Andy, let's into dirty old men down the bar every night at the Glen Rock Inn Talk about our as we stroke our gray beards Funny still doing car bombs after all of these years
Now I know are bicycles waiting to ride But I swear I heard voices from the other side Saying, "Wait until you see the whites of eyes"
And now I'm older, I look back and say "What the was it for anyway?" Those dreams are lying in the still of the What the were they for anyway?
So let it be on a stretcher if I get carried the fuck was it for anyway? What the was it for anyway?