I'm sorry, mama, but I've been again Me and the old man got us a head on the weekend And rest assured tonight I'm going to be in Kevin's basement with all my Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to King by ten
And the walk home is going to be a real be picking up half-smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road And throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light But I'm going to put the devil me to sleep if it takes all night
So let's get up And let's pretend we're all And if got something that you can't live with, save it for another day Alright, save it for day
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a from the neighbors tonight All of my asshole buddies are coming over and they're feeling a little too I'm sick and of everyone in this town being so goddamn uptight But you worry, I'll do all the talking when they turn on the flashing lights
When I'm an old man I can be the type And I can go a moment of fun for the rest of my life I can read a book and I can be in bed by ten And I can get up early, go to work and home, and start it all over again
But while we're young, boys, raise your glasses high Singing, "Here's to the good times, to the home team Kiss the good goodbye Oh yeah, kiss the times goodbye"
I a timeout I an escape from reality Or I need eternal darkness and death I an exit strategy
Down in Caroline I could have a productive member of society But these New Jersey cigarettes and all they of me Have made a junkie out of me
So me a Guinness me a Keystone Light Give me a kegger on a Friday Give me anything but another in exile
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a right now I need a whiskey, I need a God know how many times said this before But I really feel like doing this anymore
So hey, Andy, turn into dirty old men down the bar every night at the Glen Rock Inn Talk about our grandkids as we our gray beards Funny we're still doing car bombs after all of these
Now I there are bicycles waiting to ride But I could swear I heard voices from the other Saying, "Wait until you see the whites of eyes"
And now that I'm older, I look and say "What the was it for anyway?" Those dreams are in the still of the grave What the were they for anyway?
So let it be on a stretcher if I get away What the fuck was it for What the was it for anyway?