I'm sorry, mama, but I've been again Me and the old man got us a head on the weekend And rest assured tonight I'm going to be in Kevin's basement with all my Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to King by ten
And the walk home is going to be a real I'll be picking up half-smoked cigarette butts all up and down Road And then throw up in the warm glow of the traffic But I'm going to put the devil me to sleep if it takes all night
So get fucked up And pretend we're all okay And if you've got something that you live with, save it for another day Alright, save it for day
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a call the neighbors tonight All of my buddies are coming over and they're feeling a little too alright I'm and tired of everyone in this town being so goddamn uptight But don't you worry, I'll do all the talking when they turn on the lights
When I'm an old man I can be the quiet And I can go without a moment of fun for the of my life I can a good book and I can be in bed by ten And I can get up early, go to work and come home, and it all over again
But while we're young, boys, raise your glasses high Singing, "Here's to the good times, here's to the home Kiss the good goodbye Oh yeah, the good times goodbye"
I a timeout I an escape from reality Or else I need darkness and death I need an strategy
in North Caroline I have been a productive member of society But these New Jersey cigarettes and all require of me Have made a fucking out of me
So give me a me a Keystone Light Give me a kegger on a Friday Give me anything but year in exile
I need a whiskey, I a whiskey, I need a whiskey right now I need a whiskey, I need a God know how times I've said this before But I don't feel like doing this anymore
So hey, Andy, turn into dirty old men down the bar every night at the Glen Rock Inn Talk about our grandkids as we stroke our gray Funny still doing car bombs after all of these years
Now I there are bicycles waiting to ride But I could swear I heard voices from the other Saying, "Wait you see the whites of their eyes"
And now that I'm older, I look and say "What the was it for anyway?" Those dreams are lying in the still of the What the fuck were for anyway?
So let it be on a stretcher if I get carried What the was it for anyway? What the was it for anyway?