I'm sorry, mama, but I've been again Me and the old man got us a head on the weekend And rest assured tonight I'm to be in Kevin's basement with all my friends Provided we can get, get our lazy asses down to Bottle by ten
And the walk is going to be a real shit-show I'll be picking up half-smoked cigarette butts all up and Rock Road And then throw up in the warm of the traffic light But I'm going to put the devil inside me to sleep if it takes all
So let's get up And pretend we're all okay And if got something that you can't live with, save it for another day Alright, it for another day
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a call from the tonight All of my asshole buddies are coming over and they're feeling a little too I'm sick and tired of everyone in this town being so goddamn But don't you worry, I'll do all the talking when they turn on the flashing
When I'm an old man I can be the type And I can go without a of fun for the rest of my life I can read a good and I can be in bed by ten And I can get up early, go to work and home, and start it all over again
But while we're young, boys, everybody raise your glasses Singing, "Here's to the good times, to the home team Kiss the good goodbye Oh yeah, the good times goodbye"
I a timeout I need an escape reality Or I need eternal darkness and death I need an strategy
in North Caroline I could have a productive member of society But these New Jersey cigarettes and all they of me made a fucking junkie out of me
So me a Guinness Give me a Light Give me a kegger on a Friday Give me but another year in exile
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey now I need a whiskey, I need a God know how many I've said this before But I really don't feel like this anymore
So hey, Andy, let's into dirty old men Close down the bar night at the Glen Rock Inn Talk about our grandkids as we stroke our beards Funny still doing car bombs after all of these years
Now I know there are waiting to ride But I could swear I voices from the other side Saying, "Wait until you see the whites of eyes"
And now I'm older, I look back and say "What the was it for anyway?" Those dreams are lying in the still of the the fuck were they for anyway?
So let it be on a if I get carried away What the fuck was it for What the was it for anyway?