I'm sorry, mama, but I've been drinking Me and the old man got us a head on the weekend And rest assured tonight I'm going to be in Kevin's basement all my friends Provided we can get, get our asses down to Bottle King by ten
And the walk home is going to be a real I'll be up half-smoked cigarette butts all up and down Rock Road And throw up in the warm glow of the traffic light But I'm going to put the inside me to sleep if it takes all night
So let's get up And pretend we're all okay And if you've got something that you live with, save it for another day Alright, it for another day
I'm sorry, Mama, expect a from the neighbors tonight All of my asshole buddies are coming over and feeling a little too alright I'm sick and tired of in this town being so goddamn uptight But don't you worry, I'll do all the talking when they turn on the lights
When I'm an old man I can be the quiet And I can go without a of fun for the rest of my life I can a good book and I can be in bed by ten And I can get up early, go to work and come home, and start it all over
But while young, boys, everybody raise your glasses high Singing, "Here's to the times, here's to the home team the good times goodbye Oh yeah, kiss the good goodbye"
I a timeout I need an escape reality Or I need eternal darkness and death I need an exit
Down in Caroline I could have been a productive of society But these New Jersey cigarettes and all they of me Have made a fucking out of me
So give me a Give me a Keystone Give me a kegger on a night Give me anything but another in exile
I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey, I need a whiskey now I a whiskey, I need a whiskey God know how many times I've said this But I really feel like doing this anymore
So hey, Andy, let's turn into old men down the bar every night at the Glen Rock Inn Talk our grandkids as we stroke our gray beards Funny we're still car bombs after all of these years
Now I know there are bicycles to ride But I could swear I heard voices from the side Saying, "Wait you see the whites of their eyes"
And now that I'm older, I look and say "What the was it for anyway?" Those dreams are in the still of the grave the fuck were they for anyway?
So let it be on a stretcher if I get away What the was it for anyway? What the was it for anyway?