The World Should Revolve Around Me

I take it in stride, one day at a time
If I ask no questions Ill hear no lies
How come blessings only come in disguise?
Try that on for size as I vocalize

Aint nothing gonna get in between me and my flow
Aint nothing gonna come between me and my afro
My man just left me, what do ya know?
Easy come, easy go

He came out of the blue and went right back into it
Had to forfeit 'cause he couldnt get with it
Called it quits and when he split
He said he didnt have time for my juvenile bullshit

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I dont get involved because Im not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I dont see the point of a partnership
It wont be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

Theres only one me in the galaxy
I am an endangered species
This kind of flower dont grow on Earth
Just lettin you know for what its worth

This kind of knowledge can cause a depression
So I bide my time with philosophical questions
Not for nothing, but what came first?
The chicken nugget or the Egg McMuffin?

I got talent and I got tits
I know Ill find another guy who wants to get with it
Im not convinced that Im a big fat whore
One mans pleasure is another mans chore

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I dont get involved because Im not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I dont see the point of a partnership
It wont be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I know I rock and what I got is hot
And you know I got a lot
Cause all that trippin you gotta stop
Before you know it your assll be dropped

I aint concerned with my biological clock
Since I never grow old, my money's always in stocks
Keep screwing that bitch from down the block
I dont need you around, I know I rock!

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I dont get involved because Im not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I dont see the point of a partnership
It wont be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I've had a lot of failed relationships
I dont get involved because Im not equipped
I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I dont see the point of a partnership
It wont be long until they start to trip
Yes siree, the whole world should revolve around me!