Black Barbie

I'm just like black Barbie
The life of the party
I light up the TV
Arrested for D-WI's

Sent me to the slammer
Did time without glamor
Time stood still
Without my pain kill pills

Don't need a lawyer
I got Diana Sawyer
She'll interview me and prove
That I'm not guilty

I'm a reformed slut
I'm a much better woman
After the twelve step program
And now I can drink again

Cheers to my publicist
For making me look like an angel
Cheers to the media
I'm back form hell with a story to tell

Before I'd make believe
I'm a celebrity
All the boys wanna get with me
I am too sexy

I'm black Barbie
Up all night having fun
I love to party
Just like the white one

I believe in make believe
I believe in making me
Black Barbie, I love to party
Up all night having fun
Just like the white one

I live the simple life
I am the socialite
I got no appetite
Ain't got no cellulite

Got a disorder
I eat all the time
I'm part Ethiopian
That's why I stay so thin

Yeah, never ever
Had to watch my weight
Just call my publicist
She'll get my story straight

Went from a size 8 to a 0
Just like magic
I'm a weight loss hero

Bon appetite, I promise I eat
I'm a mess in a designer dress
I've been so distressed, I confess
But there's no such thing as bad press

Before I'd make believe
I'm a celebrity
All the boys wanna get with me
I am too sexy

I'm black Barbie
Up all night having fun
I love to party
Just like the white one

I believe in make believe
I believe in making me
Black Barbie, I love to party
Up all night having fun
Just like the white one

Cool, hot, I'm cool, I'm hot
I'm chilling and so slim
I live in a perfect world
I live in a perfect world
I live in a perfect world
I live in a perfect world

Before I'd make believe
I'm a celebrity
All the boys wanna get with me
I am too sexy

I'm black Barbie
Up all night having fun
I love to party
Just like the white one

I believe in make believe
I believe in making me
Black Barbie, I love to party
Up all night having fun
Just like the white one