Luyện nghe bài hát The World's Last Authentic Playboys

Bill Loughborough/ David

With Ruby and Ollie soon over the hill, for marrying Tommy still is no
pill.

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just three ne'er-do-wells.
Our whole attitude says life's a gay toy to be played and raced through
mell.

Acapulco winter for fishing, then summer to Bar Harbor, Maine.
If the cycle gets boringly vicious, we try Monte Carlo again.

We're the world's last authentic playboys. We were thirty years too late.
Though we're blessed with savoir-faire and POISE, both these virtues are
AS fate.

I bulls at a Plaza de Toros. Chased gorillas around in the trees.
Such now make me feel morose and blasé as a playboy can be.

We're the world's authentic playboys, just a trio of rogues on the loose.
We pursue life searching for new joys, just ahead of the SHOTGUN and
noose.

When they find the abominable snowman, running nude through the four miles

They'll say, "Are you an ape?" say, "No, man. I just thought I'd give this
a try."

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just three lunatics at large.
If female and we think you're pretty, you're in luck, it's all free.
no charge.

'Til taxes get lower, all that are left; three authentic playboys too
for theft.