Luyện nghe bài hát The World's Last Authentic Playboys

Bill David Wheat

With Ruby and Ollie soon over the hill, for marrying there still is no
pill.

We're the last authentic playboys, just three fun-loving ne'er-do-wells.
Our attitude says life's a gay toy to be played with and raced through
mell.

Acapulco each for fishing, then summer to Bar Harbor, Maine.
If the cycle boringly vicious, we shall try Monte Carlo again.

We're the world's authentic playboys. We were born thirty years too late.
Though we're blessed savoir-faire and rare POISE, both these virtues are
AS fate.

I fought bulls at a Plaza de Toros. Chased gorillas in the trees.
Such adventures now make me feel morose and blasé as a can be.

We're the last authentic playboys, just a trio of rogues on the loose.
We pursue life while searching for new joys, just of the SHOTGUN and
noose.

When they the abominable snowman, running nude through the snow four miles

They'll say, "Are you an ape?" say, "No, man. I just thought I'd give this
a try."

We're the world's last playboys, just three lunatics still at large.
If you're female and we you're pretty, you're in luck, it's all free.
no charge.

'Til taxes get lower, we're all that are three authentic playboys too
for theft.