Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu to me
His eyes full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do things, lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it to making up some shit
He's the guy you want you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those off his face

And if at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of
Hold on to Geordi's and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran
The wormhole's opened up and now come from near and far
We'll keep the but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in lame
Now they like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, on the door
suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of
'Cause it was way back in the sixties they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter the Borg
Normally think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally but nevermind
pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up