Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty alien who locked our asses up
We found a of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, you see
the ship is gonna blow do I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

And he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in
Now if only he could those pimples off his face

And if you're at a on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and
Set up a neutrino inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton beam off the main deflector dish
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no place
He loiters on a station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
They like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

Well, I was on Voyager, pounding on the door
When it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when called it "Lost in Space"

We looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But this one has a ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we're totally screwed but nevermind
pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up