Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and
We met a nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a phaser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when came to me
His eyes full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a
Wesley is the when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his

And if you're at a party on the Enterprise
And the karaoke player plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody
He loiters on a space station Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, on the door
When it dawned on me I've seen this show before
I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into
But this one has a ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we make some shit up