Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our up
We a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a phaser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and the warp core breach

And I say,
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and think him a twit
is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want you when you go out in space
Now if only he could those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the Enterprise
And the karaoke just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's

And I say
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

Sisko's on a to go no bloody place
He loiters on a station above Bajoran space
The opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
They like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the
When suddently it dawned on me seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were for a way to make the ratings soar
So we an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of

And I say
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we make some shit up