Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the when Sulu came to me
His were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

And though just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his

And if you're at a party on the Enterprise
And the karaoke player just old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and into Data's knee

And I say
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some up

on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from and far
We'll keep the but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the
When suddently it dawned on me seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp and slightly out of phase
it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings
So we orchestrated an encounter the Borg
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally but nevermind
We'll pull out of our behinds, we just make some shit up