Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty alien who locked our asses up
We a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a phaser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, you see
the ship is blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those off his face

And if you're at a party on the Enterprise
And the karaoke player just old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody
He loiters on a space station Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from and far
We'll keep the booze but send back the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
They looked Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've this show before
Perhaps I'm in a bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to the ratings soar
So we an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us shit
But this one has a ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just some shit up