Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who our asses up
We found a hunk of and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu to me
His eyes full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a
Wesley is the master when it comes to up some shit
He's the guy you want you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those off his face

And if at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no place
He loiters on a space station above space
The opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold
Now they look like heavy metal from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, on the door
When suddently it on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when called it "Lost in Space"

We looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But this one has a ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we make some shit up