Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a piece of bed
We a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when came to me
His eyes full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some
He's the guy you want you when you go out in space
Now if only he could those pimples off his face

And if at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just old up and dies
Set up a field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody
He loiters on a space above Bajoran space
The opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold
Now they look like heavy metal from the dead
leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton beam off the main deflector dish
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when called it "Lost in Space"

We were for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter the Borg
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we make some shit up