Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and
We met a nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of and a metal piece of bed
We a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge Sulu came to me
His eyes full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we make some shit up

And he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some
He's the guy you want with you you go out in space
Now if only he could those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the Enterprise
And the karaoke just plain old up and dies
Set up a field inside a can of peas
Hold on to visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody
He loiters on a space station above space
The opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers the dead
With leather and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the
When suddently it dawned on me seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an with the Borg
Normally you'd that that would get us into shit
But one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some up