Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty alien who locked our asses up
We found a of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu to me
His were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

And he's just a child, and some think him a twit
is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in
Now if only he could beam pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship
And the karaoke player just old up and dies
Set up a neutrino inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing Data's knee

And I say
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody
He loiters on a space station Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now come from near and far
keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in lame
Now they like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, on the door
When suddently it on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of
it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings
So we orchestrated an encounter the Borg
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some up