Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and
We met a nasty alien who locked our asses up
We found a of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when came to me
His eyes were full of tears he "Captain, can't you see
the is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we make some shit up

And though he's a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some
He's the guy you want with you you go out in space
Now if only he could those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the Enterprise
And the karaoke player plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of
Hold on to Geordi's and sing into Data's knee

And I say
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some up

Sisko's on a mission to go no place
He loiters on a space station Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send the fucking Jem'hadar

is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they in gold lame
Now they look like heavy rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make shit up

Well, I was on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of
'Cause it was way in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings
So we orchestrated an with the Borg
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull out of our behinds, we just make some shit up