Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the

a move, Doc

I was on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he "Captain, can't you see
the ship is blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make shit up

And though he's just a child, and think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some
He's the guy you want with you you go out in space
Now if only he could beam pimples off his face

And if at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and
Set up a neutrino field a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's

And I say
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some up

Sisko's on a to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the Jem'hadar

What is the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the
leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the soar
So we orchestrated an with the Borg
Normally think that that would get us into shit
But one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some up