Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who our asses up
We found a of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when came to me
His eyes full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up shit
He's the guy you want with you you go out in space
Now if only he could those pimples off his face

And if at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and
Set up a neutrino field a can of peas
Hold on to visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no place
He loiters on a space station above space
The wormhole's opened up and now they from near and far
We'll the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show
I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings
So we orchestrated an encounter the Borg
Normally think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector
Thats the way we do lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make shit up