Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our up
We a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu to me
His eyes were of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make shit up

And though he's just a child, and some him a twit
Wesley is the when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his

And if you're at a on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and
Set up a neutrino inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no place
He loiters on a station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking

is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they in gold lame
Now look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making up as we wish
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, on the door
When it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings
So we orchestrated an encounter with the
Normally you'd think that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of

And I say
a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're shit up as we wish
The and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we make some shit up