Luyện nghe bài hát The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and him in the head

a move, Doc

I was standing on the when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he "Captain, can't you see
the is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a
Wesley is the when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you with you when you go out in space
Now if he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a on the starship Enterprise
And the player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field a can of peas
Hold on to visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a we just make some shit up

on a mission to go no bloody place
He on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they from near and far
We'll the booze but please send back the fucking Jem'hadar

What is with the Klingons, in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and dressed in gold lame
Now look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their

And I say
Bounce a particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the
When it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of
'Cause it was way back in the sixties they called it "Lost in Space"

We looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we
The Klingons and the pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just some shit up