The Ufo Song

Id been lying down here and wondering why
There was a big giant space ship in the sky
And what theyd want from little me
They beamed me up and I said hi,
I never knew that I could fly
This high without my herbal tea

Funny how they looked down on me
Funny how they poked holes in me
Id been lying down here and wondering why
There was a big giant space ship in the sky
And what theyd want from little me

They stripped me down and tied me up
Id plea for mercy wont you stop
I am not the evil kind
They pulled out cords and shaved my hair
I saw my life pass in a flare
They said "we just wanna read your mind"

Funny how they looked down on me
Funny how they poked holes in me
They stripped me down and tied me up
Id plea for mercy wont you stop
I am not the evil kind

I tried every word I ever learned in every language of the world
But they just didnt seem to hear
I guess they didnt have a heart cause if they did theyd feel my pain
But they kept messing with my brain
Funny how they looked down on me
Funny how they poked holes in me
I tried every word I ever learned and oh my heart cried out with fear
But they just didnt seem to hear

Funny how they looked down on me
Funny how they poked holes in me
Id been lying down here and wondering why
There was a big giant space ship in the sky
And what theyd want from little me
And what theyd want from little me
And what theyd want from little me