The Swirling Dungeon

Take
A swing At this winding crowd,
Saucy dormant generation.

We got the best plan
for your petty life,
Insignificant school.
Work hard,
Pay your taxes,
And check it out,
Juicy 401K Form.

Do not be afraid,
Time to play,
To live
The Swirling Dungeon.

Take
A hit from this reefer now,
Because illegal is cool,
Close the door for masturbation.
Rape, prostitution,
Indecent exposure,
Battery and assault.
Murder, false imprisonment,
Take a pick,
Now come on, everybody.

Do not be afraid,
Time to play,
To live
The Swirling Dungeon.

Do not be afraid,
Time to play,
To feed
The swirling snake.

Welcome, take your shoes off, you've arrived to the dungeon,
We will make no exceptions you can never leave the club,
Be sure to keep your hands inside the vehicle because,
It's fun and games, we're gonna blow it out of proportion.

Welcome, take your shoes off, you've arrived to the dungeon,
Obesity, no education, social dysfunction,
A ton of bills to pay, a wife that puts out with others,
A life to live like dying is the grand absolution.