(lyrics are spoken) Girls, I know you will understand and the intrinsic incredible emotion You have just pulled over your the worn, warm sweater to a boy Now, you haven't had a kissing session or anything, but you got to go on a trip with him and other people from school And you slept together, your sleeping bag next to his And you woke in the night to him as he slept but you couldn't see 'cause it was dark so you just there and listened to his breathing and wondered if your heart burst The sweater has that slightly smell which all boys possess, and that will lovingly transfer to all other clothes If you get to keep it for a few you can sleep with it but don't let your mom see, she'll say, "what is filthy thing, and who does it belong to besides the man?" So you have to keep it under the covers you You can of lie it beside you, or it around your waist, or touch it on your legs, or That's your Now if the sweater has, like, on it or is a funny color yellow... I'm sorry, you can't get away with a like that Look for brown, or grey, or Anything than that, and you know you're dealing with someone different And different is NOT what you're for You're for those teenage Alpine ski-chiseled features and that of blank look which passes for deep thought or at least the notion that home You're for the boy of your dreams who is the same boy in the of all your friends Now the sweater isn't to fit you, of course, So you have to kind of roll up the sleeves in a jaunty way that 'this is the sweater belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love, and this is not just some hand me down from your brother or your father' Monday, the sweater, to school Be calm, look tell him about the dream you had about the place the two of you share you get older Just be The best, cutest, quietest of yourself Definitely wear lip He looks at you, and then he away And then he walks and the smell of the sweater you again suddenly like gloriola and you get a passed to you by a girl in History says "He needs sweater back. He you put it on in the tent on Saturday and he's looking for it." And you don't have to die of humiliation, you You are a person and this is a experience You can still hold your up high as you run from the classroom tearing the stinking sweater from body You look at sweater, carefully And you realize that love made you blind got a secret now, honey, and you'd never sink as low as him, you could blab it all over the school if you The in that sweater "100% Acrylic"