(lyrics are spoken) Girls, I know you will understand and feel the incredible emotion You have just over your head the worn, sweater belonging to a boy Now, you had a passionate kissing session or anything, but you got to go on a camping trip him and other people from school And you practically together, sleeping bag right next to his And you woke in the to watch him as he slept but you couldn't see anything 'cause it was so you just there and listened to his breathing and wondered if your heart burst The sweater has that goat-like smell all teenage boys possess, and that will lovingly transfer to all other clothes If you get to keep it for a few you can sleep with it but don't let your mom see, because say, "what is that filthy thing, and who it belong to besides the man?" So you have to keep it the covers with you You can of lie it beside you, or wrap it around waist, or touch it on your legs, or That's your Now if the sweater has, like, on it or is a color like yellow... I'm sorry, you can't get away with a sweater like for brown, or grey, or blue Anything other than that, and you know you're with who's different And different is NOT what looking for You're looking for those teenage ski-chiseled features and sort of blank look which passes for deep thought or at least the that someone's home looking for the boy of your dreams who is the same boy in the dreams of all your Now the sweater going to fit you, of course, So you have to kind of roll up the sleeves in a jaunty way that says 'this is the sweater belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love, and is not just some hand me down from your brother or your father' Monday, wear the sweater, to Be calm, cute tell him about the dream you had about the place the two of you share when you get be yourself The best, cutest, quietest of yourself wear lip gloss He at you, and then he looks away And then he away and the smell of the sweater you again suddenly like gloriola and you get a passed to you by a girl in History that "He that sweater back. He you put it on in the tent on Saturday and been looking for it." And you don't to die of humiliation, you know You are a person and this is a learning You can still hold your head up high as you run from the tearing the stinking sweater your body You look at sweater, carefully And you realize love made you temporarily blind got a secret now, honey, and you'd never sink as low as him, you could blab it all the school if you wanted The label in that "100% Acrylic"