(lyrics are spoken) Girls, I know you understand this and feel the intrinsic emotion You have just over your head the worn, warm sweater to a boy Now, you haven't had a passionate session or anything, but you got to go on a camping trip him and other people from school And you practically together, sleeping bag right next to his And you woke in the to watch him as he slept but you couldn't see anything it was dark so you just there and listened to his breathing and wondered if your might burst The sweater has that slightly smell which all boys possess, and that smell lovingly transfer to all your other If you get to keep it for a few you can sleep with it but don't let mom see, because she'll say, "what is that thing, and who does it belong to besides the man?" So you have to it under the covers with you You can kind of lie it you, or wrap it your waist, or touch it on your legs, or That's your Now if the has, like, reindeer on it or is a funny like yellow... I'm sorry, you can't get with a sweater like that for brown, or grey, or blue Anything other than that, and you know dealing with who's different And different is NOT what looking for You're looking for those Alpine ski-chiseled features and sort of blank look which passes for deep thought or at least the that someone's home You're for the boy of your dreams who is the boy in the dreams of all your friends Now the sweater isn't to fit you, of course, So you have to kind of roll up the sleeves in a jaunty way that says 'this is the sweater belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunk-a-hunk of love, and this is not just some hand me down from your brother or your father' Monday, the sweater, to school Be calm, look Don't tell him about the you had the place the two of you would share when you get be yourself The best, cutest, quietest version of Definitely lip gloss He looks at you, and he looks away And then he walks and the smell of the hits you again suddenly ape-scent gloriola and you get a passed to you by a in History that says "He that sweater back. He forgot you put it on in the tent on and he's been for it." And you don't to die of humiliation, you know You are a person and this is a experience You can still hold your head up high as you run the classroom tearing the stinking from your body You look at sweater, carefully And you realize that love made you blind You've got a now, honey, and though never sink as low as him, you could blab it all over the if you wanted The label in sweater "100% Acrylic"