(lyrics are spoken) Girls, I you will understand this and the intrinsic incredible emotion You just pulled over your head the worn, warm belonging to a boy Now, you haven't had a kissing session or anything, but you got to go on a camping trip him and eight other people school And you practically together, your sleeping bag next to his And you in the night to watch him as he slept but you see anything 'cause it was dark so you just there and listened to his breathing and wondered if your heart might The sweater has slightly goat-like smell which all boys possess, and smell will lovingly transfer to all your clothes If you get to it for a few days you can sleep with it but let your mom see, because she'll say, "what is that filthy thing, and who does it to besides the man?" So you have to keep it under the covers you You can of lie it beside you, or wrap it around waist, or touch it on your legs, or That's business Now if the has, like, reindeer on it or is a color like yellow... I'm sorry, you get away with a sweater like that for brown, or grey, or blue Anything other than that, and you know you're dealing who's different And different is NOT what you're for You're looking for teenage Alpine ski-chiseled features and that sort of blank look passes for deep thought or at least the that someone's home looking for the boy of your dreams who is the boy in the dreams of all your friends Now the isn't going to fit you, of course, So you have to kind of roll up the sleeves in a jaunty way that says is the sweater belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love, and this is not just some hand me down from your brother or your father' Monday, the sweater, to school Be calm, cute Don't tell him the dream you had about the the two of you would share when you get Just be The best, cutest, quietest of yourself Definitely wear lip He looks at you, and then he looks And he walks away and the smell of the sweater hits you again ape-scent gloriola and you get a passed to you by a girl in History that "He needs sweater back. He forgot you put it on in the tent on and been looking for it." And you have to die of humiliation, you know You are a person and is a learning experience You can still hold head up high as you run from the classroom tearing the stinking sweater your body You look at that sweater, And you realize love made you temporarily blind You've got a now, honey, and though never sink as low as him, you could blab it all over the school if you The in that sweater "100% Acrylic"