(lyrics are spoken) Girls, I know you will this and feel the intrinsic incredible You have just over your head the worn, warm belonging to a boy Now, you haven't had a kissing session or anything, but you got to go on a camping trip him and eight other people from And you slept together, your bag right next to his And you woke in the night to him as he slept but you couldn't see anything 'cause it was so you just there and listened to his breathing and wondered if your might burst The sweater has that goat-like smell which all teenage possess, and that smell lovingly transfer to all other clothes If you get to keep it for a few you can sleep with it but don't let your mom see, she'll say, "what is that filthy thing, and who it belong to the trash man?" So you have to keep it under the covers you You can kind of lie it you, or wrap it around waist, or it on your legs, or whatever That's business Now if the has, like, reindeer on it or is a funny like yellow... I'm sorry, you get away with a sweater like that Look for brown, or grey, or Anything than that, and you know you're dealing with who's different And different is NOT what you're for You're looking for teenage Alpine ski-chiseled features and that sort of blank look which for deep thought or at least the notion that home looking for the boy of your dreams who is the same boy in the of all your friends Now the sweater going to fit you, of course, So you have to kind of roll up the sleeves in a way that says 'this is the sweater belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love, and this is not just some hand me down from your brother or your father' Monday, the sweater, to school Be calm, look Don't tell him about the you had the place the two of you would share when you get Just be The best, cutest, version of yourself wear lip gloss He looks at you, and then he looks And he walks away and the smell of the sweater hits you suddenly like gloriola and you get a note to you by a girl in History that "He that sweater back. He forgot you put it on in the on Saturday and he's looking for it." And you don't have to die of humiliation, you You are a strong and is a learning experience You can still hold your head up as you run from the classroom tearing the stinking sweater your body You look at that sweater, And you realize love made you temporarily blind You've got a now, honey, and though you'd sink as low as him, you could blab it all over the if you wanted The label in that "100% Acrylic"