(lyrics are spoken) Girls, I know you will understand and the intrinsic incredible emotion You just pulled over your head the worn, sweater belonging to a boy Now, you haven't had a kissing session or anything, but you got to go on a trip with him and eight people from school And you slept together, your bag right next to his And you woke in the to watch him as he slept but you couldn't see anything it was dark so you just laid there and to his breathing and wondered if your heart burst The sweater has that slightly smell all teenage boys possess, and that smell will transfer to all other clothes If you get to keep it for a few days you can sleep it but don't let your mom see, because say, "what is that thing, and who does it belong to besides the man?" So you have to keep it under the with you You can kind of lie it you, or it around your waist, or touch it on legs, or whatever your business Now if the sweater has, like, on it or is a funny like yellow... I'm sorry, you can't get away with a like that for brown, or grey, or blue Anything than that, and you know you're dealing with someone different And different is NOT you're looking for looking for those teenage Alpine ski-chiseled features and that sort of look which passes for deep thought or at least the notion that someone's You're for the boy of your dreams who is the same boy in the of all your friends Now the sweater going to fit you, of course, So you have to kind of roll up the sleeves in a jaunty way that says 'this is the belonging to a boy, and the boy is a genuine hunk-a-hunk of burnin' love, and this is not just some hand me down from your brother or your father' Monday, the sweater, to school Be calm, cute Don't tell him the dream you had the place the two of you would share when you get be yourself The best, cutest, quietest of yourself Definitely lip gloss He at you, and then he looks away And then he away and the smell of the sweater you again suddenly like gloriola and you get a passed to you by a girl in History that "He needs sweater back. He forgot you put it on in the on Saturday and he's looking for it." And you don't to die of humiliation, you know You are a strong and is a learning experience You can still your head up high as you run from the classroom tearing the stinking sweater from your You at that sweater, carefully And you realize that made you temporarily blind got a secret now, honey, and though you'd never as low as him, you could blab it all over the school if you The label in that "100% Acrylic"