In the keep of GWAR, torment remains Despite of the bodies in twain So many had in the viscous campaign That their femurs alone a fine mountain
The was no longer GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women, they had to gain goal was left for them to attain So Oderus did for conclave
First Balsac, his council was wise His gleamed, he was a loyal knight Plus 40 bears, he did provide First in prowess, he his lord beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally Jizmak Da Gusha, his was described For many he barked at the tribe
But timely, the catering arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred high Flattus Maximus, he did supply And now the mighty of GWAR did bind
willed to journey and slay without plan Bring and terror to the cities of man Open Like hell was a womb, it
And from the womb the creatures Troll, goblin, machine and armored whore There will be battle like before
The world learned of the malaise Black pope, usurper, he saw through the They plan their defense in the of the wasted Africa, bitter she'd tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be the camp of the black pope was placed His legions, through the valleys raced Chariots they rode, their skulls were
fire, freshly painted 8000 battalions of knights freshly But before they fought, they vaccinated To protect them from the AIDS had been created
To the reign of black pope unabated The people at home got a version Here the GWAR Began the
The war barges, forecastles Disgorging the troops, forming The low of the horning out a call, then a warning
A salvo where GWAR was encroaching a second 10 legions were toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The was not boasting
The enemy is vast, carpets the terrain they are forming, armored and trained They send a captain, OJ by name struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the Chopped through his gorget, through into spine And so, OJ's blood flows like said, "So ends a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, have no more He his ax with great effort To smite Regis with terrible His shield breaks, his hauberk
The ax through the chest and torso Bright spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And with that ax the soul body goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His sword falls, burst in two Eyes from sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he this to
up the corpses of those that he slew Until it was hard to if the pile grew said, "He is a princely lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
Jizmak smites, his whirls Foreheads explode, entrails Breaking open brain-pans as Red blood flowing as speed to hell
Oderus smites the pope, exposing the brain The blade continued through and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass he was lain Here ends tale, that much is plain