In the keep of GWAR, much remains Despite of the bodies hacked in So many had died in the viscous That their femurs alone made a mountain
The was no longer GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women, they had none to What goal was left for them to So Oderus did call for
First came Balsac, his was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal Plus 40 bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a ally Jizmak Da Gusha, his legion was For many hours he at the tribe
But then timely, the arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 mule-loads high Maximus, this he did supply And now the brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to and slay without plan siege and terror to the cities of man Open Like was a womb, it tore
And the womb the creatures poured Troll, goblin, Siege machine and whore There will be battle never before
The surface world learned of the pope, usurper, he saw through the veil They plan their in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter fruit she'd
of industry, let it be raised There the camp of the black was placed His legions, through the they raced Chariots they rode, skulls were iron-plated
fire, freshly painted 8000 battalions of knights sainted But before they fought, they vaccinated To protect them from the AIDS that had been
To the reign of black pope unabated The people at home got a G-rated Here the invaded Began the
The war barges, swarming Disgorging the troops, formations The low drone of the Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear where GWAR was encroaching Within a 10 legions were toasting said, "Did you feel something?" The was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel the terrain Still they are forming, armored and They send forth a captain, OJ by Flattus struck him in the
the helmet, made two parts of the mind Chopped his gorget, through chest into spine And so, OJ's blood flows wine Flattus said, "So a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, have no more He his ax with great effort To smite Regis terrible force His shield breaks, his unsews
The ax bursts the chest and torso blood spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And with ax the soul from body goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His falls, skulls burst in two Eyes from sockets, he is not through of warriors, he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew Until it was hard to tell if the grew said, "He is a princely lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
smites, his hammer whirls Foreheads explode, entrails Breaking open as well Red blood flowing as souls speed to
Oderus smites the black pope, the brain The blade continued meat and membrane Bright blood in the grass where he was lain Here ends tale, that much is plain