In the keep of GWAR, much remains Despite of the bodies hacked in So many had in the viscous campaign That their femurs made a fine mountain
The was no longer GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women, they had none to What goal was left for them to So did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was His war-ax gleamed, he was a knight Plus 40 dancing bears, he did First in prowess, he his lord beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good Jizmak Da Gusha, his was described For many he barked at the tribe
But then timely, the arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred high Flattus Maximus, he did supply And now the mighty of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without Bring siege and terror to the of man Oberammergau Like hell was a womb, it
And from the womb the poured Troll, goblin, machine and armored whore There will be battle like never
The surface world of the malaise Black pope, usurper, he saw through the They plan their defense in the land of the Africa, bitter fruit she'd
Ensign of industry, let it be There the camp of the black pope was His legions, through the valleys they Chariots they rode, their were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly 8000 battalions of freshly sainted But before fought, they were vaccinated To protect them from the AIDS had been created
To continue the reign of black unabated The people at home got a version Here the GWAR the violation
The war barges, forecastles the troops, formations forming The low of the horning Sounding out a call, then a
A salvo where GWAR was encroaching Within a 10 legions were toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The was not boasting
The is vast, steel carpets the terrain Still are forming, armored and trained send forth a captain, OJ by name Flattus him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two of the mind Chopped through his gorget, chest into spine And so, OJ's blood flows wine Flattus said, "So ends a time"
Balsac is angry, he'll no more He his ax with great effort To smite Regis terrible force His shield breaks, his unsews
The ax through the chest and torso blood spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And with that ax the soul from goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His falls, skulls burst in two burst from sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he does to
Piling up the corpses of that he slew Until it was hard to if the pile grew said, "He is a princely lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
Jizmak smites, his whirls Foreheads explode, entrails Breaking brain-pans as well Red blood as souls speed to hell
Oderus the black pope, exposing the brain The blade continued meat and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass he was lain Here ends tale, that much is plain