In the of GWAR, much torment remains Despite of the bodies hacked in So many had died in the viscous That their femurs alone made a mountain
The was no longer GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women, they had none to What was left for them to attain So did call for conclave
came Balsac, his council was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal Plus 40 dancing bears, he did First in prowess, he stood his lord
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good Da Gusha, his legion was described For many he barked at the tribe
But then timely, the catering Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred high Flattus Maximus, this he did And now the mighty of GWAR did bind
They willed to and slay without plan Bring and terror to the cities of man Open Like was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the poured Troll, goblin, Siege machine and armored There will be battle never before
The surface learned of the malaise Black pope, usurper, he saw the veil They plan their defense in the land of the Africa, bitter fruit she'd
Ensign of industry, let it be There the of the black pope was placed His legions, through the they raced Chariots they rode, skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly 8000 battalions of knights freshly But before they fought, they were To protect them from the AIDS that had been
To continue the reign of black pope The people at home got a G-rated the GWAR invaded Began the
The war barges, swarming Disgorging the troops, formations The low of the horning out a call, then a warning
A salvo where GWAR was encroaching Within a second 10 legions were said, "Did you feel something?" The was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel the terrain Still they are forming, and trained They send forth a captain, OJ by struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two of the mind Chopped through his gorget, through into spine And so, OJ's blood flows wine Flattus said, "So a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, he'll have no He hurls his ax with great To Regis with terrible force His shield breaks, his unsews
The ax bursts the chest and torso Bright spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And that ax the soul from body goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, with spew His sword falls, burst in two Eyes from sockets, he is not through of warriors, he does this to
Piling up the of those that he slew it was hard to tell if the pile grew Balsac said, "He is a lord" beefcake, "Yes, it's true"
Jizmak smites, his hammer explode, entrails twirl Breaking open brain-pans as Red blood as souls speed to hell
Oderus the black pope, exposing the brain The continued through meat and membrane Bright blood in the grass where he was lain Here this tale, that much is plain