In the of GWAR, much torment remains Despite of the bodies hacked in So had died in the viscous campaign That femurs alone made a fine mountain
The master was no GWAR's sovereign Of and women, they had none to gain What goal was left for them to So did call for conclave
came Balsac, his council was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a knight Plus 40 bears, he did provide in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good Da Gusha, his legion was described For hours he barked at the tribe
But timely, the catering arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 mule-loads high Flattus Maximus, this he did And now the brothers of GWAR did bind
They to journey and slay without plan Bring and terror to the cities of man Open Like hell was a womb, it
And from the womb the creatures Troll, goblin, Siege and armored whore There will be like never before
The surface world learned of the Black pope, usurper, he saw through the They plan their in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter she'd tasted
of industry, let it be raised There the camp of the black pope was His legions, through the valleys they Chariots they rode, their skulls iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly 8000 battalions of knights freshly But before they fought, they vaccinated To protect them from the AIDS that had created
To the reign of black pope unabated The people at got a version G-rated the GWAR invaded Began the
The war barges, forecastles Disgorging the troops, forming The low of the horning Sounding out a call, then a
A nuclear salvo where was encroaching a second 10 legions were toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the Still they are forming, and trained They send a captain, OJ by name struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two of the mind through his gorget, through chest into spine And so, OJ's blood like wine Flattus said, "So a cowards time"
is angry, he'll have no more He hurls his ax with effort To smite Regis with force His shield breaks, his unsews
The ax bursts through the chest and blood spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And with that ax the soul body goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted with His falls, skulls burst in two Eyes burst sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he this to
Piling up the of those that he slew Until it was hard to tell if the pile Balsac said, "He is a lord" beefcake, "Yes, it's true"
Jizmak smites, his whirls Foreheads explode, entrails Breaking brain-pans as well Red blood flowing as souls speed to
smites the black pope, exposing the brain The blade continued meat and membrane Bright flowed in the grass where he was lain Here ends this tale, that much is