In the keep of GWAR, torment remains Despite of the hacked in twain So had died in the viscous campaign That their femurs alone made a mountain
The master was no longer GWAR's Of and women, they had none to gain What goal was for them to attain So Oderus did for conclave
First Balsac, his council was wise His gleamed, he was a loyal knight Plus 40 dancing bears, he did First in prowess, he stood his lord
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a ally Da Gusha, his legion was described For many hours he barked at the
But then timely, the catering Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads Maximus, this he did supply And now the brothers of GWAR did bind
willed to journey and slay without plan Bring and terror to the cities of man Open hell was a womb, it tore
And the womb the creatures poured Troll, goblin, Siege machine and whore There will be battle like before
The surface world learned of the Black pope, usurper, he saw the veil They their defense in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter fruit tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be There the camp of the black was placed His legions, through the they raced they rode, their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, painted 8000 battalions of knights sainted But they fought, they were vaccinated To protect from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of black pope The at home got a version G-rated Here the GWAR the violation
The war barges, forecastles Disgorging the troops, forming The low of the horning Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear where GWAR was encroaching Within a second 10 were toasting said, "Did you feel something?" The was not boasting
The enemy is vast, carpets the terrain Still they are forming, armored and They send a captain, OJ by name Flattus struck him in the
the helmet, made two parts of the mind Chopped through his gorget, chest into spine And so, OJ's flows like wine Flattus said, "So a cowards time"
is angry, he'll have no more He his ax with great effort To smite with terrible force His shield breaks, his unsews
The ax bursts the chest and torso Bright spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And with that ax the soul from body Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His sword falls, burst in two Eyes burst sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he does to
Piling up the of those that he slew Until it was hard to if the pile grew Balsac said, "He is a lord" beefcake, "Yes, it's true"
Jizmak smites, his whirls explode, entrails twirl Breaking brain-pans as well Red flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the pope, exposing the brain The continued through meat and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass he was lain Here this tale, that much is plain