In the keep of GWAR, much remains Despite of the bodies in twain So many had in the viscous campaign their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The master was no longer GWAR's Of wealth and women, they had none to goal was left for them to attain So did call for conclave
First Balsac, his council was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal 40 dancing bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good Jizmak Da Gusha, his legion was For many hours he barked at the
But then timely, the catering Booze, drugs, food, 400 mule-loads high Flattus Maximus, he did supply And now the mighty of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay plan Bring siege and to the cities of man Open hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the poured Troll, goblin, Siege machine and whore There be battle like never before
The world learned of the malaise Black pope, usurper, he saw the veil plan their defense in the land of the wasted Africa, fruit she'd tasted
of industry, let it be raised There the of the black pope was placed His legions, the valleys they raced they rode, their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, painted 8000 battalions of knights sainted But before they fought, they vaccinated To protect them from the that had been created
To continue the reign of pope unabated The people at home got a G-rated the GWAR invaded Began the
The war barges, forecastles Disgorging the troops, formations The low drone of the Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear salvo GWAR was encroaching a second 10 legions were toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The lord was not
The is vast, steel carpets the terrain Still they are forming, armored and send forth a captain, OJ by name Flattus struck him in the
Burst the helmet, made two of the mind Chopped through his gorget, chest into spine And so, OJ's flows like wine Flattus said, "So ends a time"
Balsac is angry, he'll no more He hurls his ax with effort To smite Regis with force His shield breaks, his hauberk
The ax bursts the chest and torso Bright blood spurts, guts are by the throw And with that ax the soul body goes Said Jizmak, "That was a blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted with His sword falls, burst in two Eyes burst sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he does to
Piling up the of those that he slew it was hard to tell if the pile grew Balsac said, "He is a lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
Jizmak smites, his hammer Foreheads explode, entrails open brain-pans as well Red blood flowing as speed to hell
Oderus the black pope, exposing the brain The blade continued through and membrane blood flowed in the grass where he was lain Here ends tale, that much is plain