In the keep of GWAR, much torment Despite of the bodies hacked in So many had died in the viscous That femurs alone made a fine mountain
The master was no longer GWAR's Of wealth and women, had none to gain What goal was left for to attain So Oderus did call for
First came Balsac, his council was His gleamed, he was a loyal knight Plus 40 bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally Jizmak Da Gusha, his was described For many he barked at the tribe
But timely, the catering arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred high Flattus Maximus, he did supply And now the brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and without plan Bring and terror to the cities of man Oberammergau Like was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures Troll, goblin, Siege machine and whore There will be battle never before
The world learned of the malaise pope, usurper, he saw through the veil They their defense in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter fruit tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be the camp of the black pope was placed His legions, the valleys they raced Chariots they rode, their skulls were
Belching fire, freshly 8000 battalions of knights sainted But before fought, they were vaccinated To protect them from the AIDS had been created
To continue the reign of black unabated The people at home got a G-rated the GWAR invaded Began the
The war barges, forecastles Disgorging the troops, formations The low drone of the Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear salvo where was encroaching Within a second 10 legions toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The lord was not
The is vast, steel carpets the terrain Still they are forming, and trained send forth a captain, OJ by name Flattus struck him in the
Burst the helmet, two parts of the mind Chopped through his gorget, through chest into And so, OJ's blood flows like said, "So ends a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, have no more He hurls his ax with effort To smite Regis with force His breaks, his hauberk unsews
The ax through the chest and torso Bright blood spurts, are loosed by the throw And with that ax the soul from body Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, with spew His sword falls, burst in two Eyes from sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he does to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew Until it was hard to tell if the pile said, "He is a princely lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
smites, his hammer whirls Foreheads explode, twirl Breaking brain-pans as well Red blood flowing as souls to hell
Oderus smites the black pope, the brain The blade continued meat and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was ends this tale, that much is plain