In the keep of GWAR, much torment Despite of the bodies in twain So many had died in the campaign That femurs alone made a fine mountain
The master was no GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women, they had to gain What goal was for them to attain So Oderus did call for
came Balsac, his council was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal 40 dancing bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 oxen, he was a good ally Jizmak Da Gusha, his legion was For hours he barked at the tribe
But then timely, the arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads Flattus Maximus, he did supply And now the mighty brothers of did bind
They willed to journey and slay plan Bring siege and to the cities of man Open Like was a womb, it tore
And from the the creatures poured Troll, goblin, machine and armored whore There will be battle like never
The world learned of the malaise Black pope, usurper, he saw through the plan their defense in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter she'd tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be the camp of the black pope was placed His legions, through the valleys they Chariots rode, their skulls were iron-plated
fire, freshly painted 8000 of knights freshly sainted But before they fought, were vaccinated To protect them the AIDS that had been created
To the reign of black pope unabated The people at home got a G-rated the GWAR invaded Began the
The war barges, forecastles the troops, formations forming The low drone of the Sounding out a call, then a
A nuclear salvo GWAR was encroaching Within a second 10 legions were Balsac said, "Did you something?" The was not boasting
The is vast, steel carpets the terrain Still they are forming, armored and They send a captain, OJ by name struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two of the mind Chopped through his gorget, through into spine And so, OJ's blood flows like said, "So ends a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, he'll no more He his ax with great effort To Regis with terrible force His shield breaks, his hauberk
The ax bursts through the and torso Bright spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And that ax the soul from body goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His falls, skulls burst in two burst from sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he this to
Piling up the corpses of that he slew Until it was hard to tell if the pile said, "He is a princely lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
Jizmak smites, his hammer Foreheads explode, entrails Breaking open as well Red blood flowing as souls speed to
Oderus smites the black pope, exposing the The blade continued meat and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was Here ends this tale, that much is