In the keep of GWAR, much torment Despite of the bodies hacked in So many had died in the viscous That their femurs alone made a mountain
The master was no GWAR's sovereign Of and women, they had none to gain What goal was for them to attain So did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal Plus 40 bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his lord
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 oxen, he was a good ally Jizmak Da Gusha, his legion was For hours he barked at the tribe
But timely, the catering arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads Flattus Maximus, he did supply And now the mighty of GWAR did bind
They willed to and slay without plan Bring siege and terror to the of man Open Like hell was a womb, it
And from the the creatures poured Troll, goblin, machine and armored whore There will be battle never before
The surface world of the malaise pope, usurper, he saw through the veil They plan their defense in the of the wasted Africa, bitter she'd tasted
of industry, let it be raised There the of the black pope was placed His legions, through the valleys raced Chariots they rode, skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly battalions of knights freshly sainted But they fought, they were vaccinated To protect them from the that had been created
To the reign of black pope unabated The people at home got a version Here the invaded Began the
The war barges, swarming Disgorging the troops, forming The low drone of the Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear salvo where was encroaching a second 10 legions were toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The was not boasting
The enemy is vast, carpets the terrain they are forming, armored and trained They send forth a captain, OJ by Flattus him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the Chopped through his gorget, through chest into And so, OJ's blood like wine said, "So ends a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, he'll no more He his ax with great effort To smite with terrible force His shield breaks, his unsews
The ax bursts the chest and torso Bright blood spurts, are loosed by the throw And with ax the soul from body goes Said Jizmak, "That was a blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His falls, skulls burst in two Eyes burst from sockets, he is not Thousands of warriors, he this to
up the corpses of those that he slew Until it was hard to if the pile grew Balsac said, "He is a lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
smites, his hammer whirls Foreheads explode, entrails Breaking open as well Red blood flowing as souls to hell
Oderus smites the black pope, the brain The blade continued through and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was ends this tale, that much is plain