In the keep of GWAR, much torment Despite of the hacked in twain So many had died in the viscous That their femurs alone a fine mountain
The was no longer GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women, they had to gain What goal was for them to attain So did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was His gleamed, he was a loyal knight Plus 40 bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a ally Jizmak Da Gusha, his legion was For many hours he barked at the
But then timely, the catering Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads Flattus Maximus, this he did And now the mighty brothers of did bind
willed to journey and slay without plan Bring siege and to the cities of man Oberammergau Like hell was a womb, it
And from the womb the poured Troll, goblin, Siege machine and whore will be battle like never before
The surface learned of the malaise pope, usurper, he saw through the veil They plan defense in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter fruit tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be the camp of the black pope was placed His legions, through the valleys raced Chariots they rode, their skulls iron-plated
fire, freshly painted 8000 of knights freshly sainted But before fought, they were vaccinated To protect them the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of black unabated The people at home got a version Here the GWAR the violation
The war barges, forecastles the troops, formations forming The low of the horning Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear where GWAR was encroaching a second 10 legions were toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The lord was not
The enemy is vast, carpets the terrain they are forming, armored and trained They send forth a captain, OJ by Flattus struck him in the
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the Chopped through his gorget, through chest spine And so, blood flows like wine Flattus said, "So ends a time"
is angry, he'll have no more He his ax with great effort To smite with terrible force His shield breaks, his unsews
The ax bursts through the and torso blood spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And that ax the soul from body goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted with His sword falls, burst in two Eyes burst sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he does to
Piling up the corpses of those that he Until it was hard to tell if the grew Balsac said, "He is a lord" beefcake, "Yes, it's true"
Jizmak smites, his whirls Foreheads explode, entrails open brain-pans as well Red blood flowing as souls to hell
Oderus smites the pope, exposing the brain The blade continued through meat and Bright blood flowed in the where he was lain Here ends tale, that much is plain