In the of GWAR, much torment remains Despite of the hacked in twain So many had died in the viscous That their alone made a fine mountain
The master was no GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women, they had to gain What goal was left for them to So Oderus did call for
First Balsac, his council was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal 40 dancing bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his lord
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 oxen, he was a good ally Da Gusha, his legion was described For many hours he barked at the
But timely, the catering arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 mule-loads high Flattus Maximus, this he did And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did
They willed to journey and without plan Bring siege and terror to the of man Oberammergau Like was a womb, it tore
And from the the creatures poured Troll, goblin, Siege machine and armored There will be battle never before
The surface world learned of the pope, usurper, he saw through the veil They plan defense in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter fruit tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be There the of the black pope was placed His legions, through the they raced Chariots they rode, their skulls iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly battalions of knights freshly sainted But before fought, they were vaccinated To protect from the AIDS that had been created
To the reign of black pope unabated The people at home got a version Here the invaded Began the
The war barges, swarming Disgorging the troops, formations The low drone of the Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was Within a 10 legions were toasting Balsac said, "Did you something?" The was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel the terrain they are forming, armored and trained They send forth a captain, OJ by Flattus struck him in the
the helmet, made two parts of the mind Chopped through his gorget, through into spine And so, OJ's flows like wine said, "So ends a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, he'll no more He hurls his ax with great To smite Regis terrible force His shield breaks, his hauberk
The ax bursts through the chest and Bright blood spurts, are loosed by the throw And with that ax the from body goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His sword falls, skulls in two Eyes burst from sockets, he is not Thousands of warriors, he does to
Piling up the of those that he slew Until it was hard to tell if the grew said, "He is a princely lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
smites, his hammer whirls Foreheads explode, twirl Breaking brain-pans as well Red blood flowing as souls speed to
Oderus the black pope, exposing the brain The blade continued through and membrane Bright blood in the grass where he was lain Here ends tale, that much is plain