In the keep of GWAR, much torment Despite of the bodies in twain So many had died in the viscous That their femurs made a fine mountain
The master was no longer GWAR's Of and women, they had none to gain What was left for them to attain So did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal 40 dancing bears, he did provide First in prowess, he his lord beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good Jizmak Da Gusha, his was described For many he barked at the tribe
But then timely, the catering Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred high Flattus Maximus, he did supply And now the brothers of GWAR did bind
willed to journey and slay without plan Bring siege and to the cities of man Open Like hell was a womb, it
And from the womb the creatures Troll, goblin, Siege machine and whore will be battle like never before
The surface world learned of the Black pope, usurper, he saw the veil They plan their in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter she'd tasted
of industry, let it be raised There the camp of the black pope was His legions, through the they raced Chariots they rode, skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, painted 8000 of knights freshly sainted But they fought, they were vaccinated To protect them the AIDS that had been created
To the reign of black pope unabated The people at got a version G-rated the GWAR invaded Began the
The war barges, swarming Disgorging the troops, forming The low of the horning Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear where GWAR was encroaching Within a second 10 were toasting said, "Did you feel something?" The lord was not
The enemy is vast, steel the terrain Still they are forming, armored and send forth a captain, OJ by name Flattus struck him in the
Burst the helmet, made two of the mind Chopped his gorget, through chest into spine And so, OJ's blood like wine Flattus said, "So ends a time"
is angry, he'll have no more He hurls his ax great effort To Regis with terrible force His breaks, his hauberk unsews
The ax bursts through the and torso Bright blood spurts, are loosed by the throw And with that ax the soul from goes Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, with spew His sword falls, skulls in two Eyes from sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors, he this to
Piling up the of those that he slew Until it was to tell if the pile grew said, "He is a princely lord" Said beefcake, "Yes, true"
Jizmak smites, his whirls Foreheads explode, twirl open brain-pans as well Red blood flowing as souls to hell
Oderus the black pope, exposing the brain The blade through meat and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was Here ends this tale, that is plain