In the keep of GWAR, much torment Despite of the bodies hacked in So had died in the viscous campaign That femurs alone made a fine mountain
The master was no longer GWAR's Of wealth and women, they had to gain What goal was left for them to So Oderus did call for
First Balsac, his council was wise His war-ax gleamed, he was a loyal 40 dancing bears, he did provide First in prowess, he stood his beside
Beefcake, the mighty, his ass was Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a ally Jizmak Da Gusha, his was described For many he barked at the tribe
But timely, the catering arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 mule-loads high Flattus Maximus, this he did And now the brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and without plan Bring and terror to the cities of man Oberammergau Like was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures Troll, goblin, machine and armored whore There will be like never before
The surface world of the malaise Black pope, usurper, he saw the veil They plan their in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter fruit tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be There the camp of the black was placed His legions, the valleys they raced they rode, their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, painted 8000 battalions of knights sainted But they fought, they were vaccinated To protect them from the AIDS that had created
To continue the reign of pope unabated The at home got a version G-rated the GWAR invaded Began the
The war barges, forecastles the troops, formations forming The low drone of the Sounding out a call, a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was Within a second 10 legions were Balsac said, "Did you something?" The lord was not
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the they are forming, armored and trained They send forth a captain, OJ by Flattus him in the brain
Burst the helmet, two parts of the mind Chopped his gorget, through chest into spine And so, blood flows like wine Flattus said, "So a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, he'll have no He hurls his ax with effort To smite Regis terrible force His breaks, his hauberk unsews
The ax through the chest and torso Bright spurts, guts are loosed by the throw And with ax the soul from body goes Said Jizmak, "That was a blow"
Beefcake, the mighty, clotted spew His sword falls, skulls in two Eyes from sockets, he is not through of warriors, he does this to
Piling up the of those that he slew it was hard to tell if the pile grew Balsac said, "He is a lord" beefcake, "Yes, it's true"
Jizmak smites, his hammer Foreheads explode, twirl Breaking brain-pans as well Red blood as souls speed to hell
smites the black pope, exposing the brain The blade through meat and membrane blood flowed in the grass where he was lain Here ends this tale, that much is