The Socks Sing

(fake laugh) (yelling) I don't know what company you guys are working for! But I'm working for the dead department apparently! According to this chart, I'm not going on a vacation this year! Which means I'm gonna make your lives miserable! (takes chart) This could be pointing this way! See- there we, now we're making money! That's what I hired you for! I didn't hire you to play games! What do you think you are a football star!? You're nothing! You hoom-a-phoones are making th chart go down! I need more cash!

(whistling)
(whistling and guitar)
I got my socks on,
I got my socks on,
I got my argyle socks on
(X2)

(whistling, snapping, guitar)
(slower)
... Oh yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah!
...Oh, yeah!

I got my socks on,
I got my socks on,
I got my argyle socks on!
(X2)
I got my socks on,
I got my socks on,
I got my argyle socks on!
(X2)

I feel like anything can happen when I'm here with my socks,
Been walking Michael, coolest kid on the block.
Sometimes it's like a rainy day, kind of depressing,
There is so many things got you stressing.
Count your blessings,
It's alright.
Enjoy the simple things in life.
Doodly-Doo!
Da da da!
Dee da da da da da! (wink)

Yeah, you know I look hot
in my argyle socks.
When I step in the spot you know it's time to rock.
I pull em' up to the top of my shinny-shin-shins.
Yeah my argyle twins is where it all begins.
Life can be heavy,
we all know,
so much pressure your gonna explode.
You gotta take time to release a load,
so I kick of my shoes and I wiggle my toes.

(dub step, beep-boxing)

I got my socks on,
I got my socks on,
I got my argyle socks on!
(X2)
I got my socks on,
I got my socks on,
I got my argyle socks on!
(X2)

(yelling) And you! You were supposed to have the Johnson file on my desk at noon yesterday! WHERE IS THE JOHNSON FILE?!?! (looks at picture they drew of him) IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ME?!?! Nice bangs. Thanks. Employee of the month! Take a note!