The Snake Song

He swallered a frog and hollered "Yum yum"
He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
And he stopped in his tracks it was love at first sight

He said, "My skin is black and your skin is green
You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
Although I'm short and stogy and your long and green
I've got a crush on you" and he squeezed her tighter
And tighter and tighter, "I've got a crush on you"

He said, 'I'm a king snake and you'll be my queen
With a butler and serpents in your own private stream
And if you refuse me it would be such a shame
'Cause I'm so tired of doin' my own fang"
And he squeezed her tighter to excite her and delite her
"I've got a crush on you and I'll be back tommorow"

Next day when he got there, a two-legged man
Was holdin' sweet green thang in his big human hand
A long jet of water shot out of her nose
Oh king snake had fallen in love with a hose

He said, "My skin is black and your skin is green
You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
Although you're made of plastic I think you're fantastic
I've got a crush on you" but I don't think it's gonna work out