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From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial
Waste it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the
I'm Shaggy like you fuckin' know
This is my Fat Pat
He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I almost
bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my door
comedy shit's gettin' old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the right?
Snoop dogg is with us
That's I'm sayin'
On the Show, shit we ain't playin'
And that it, also on the show
Another motherfucker well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's a brother
J's in this motherfucker
(I like that kid J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a
To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back Violent J

Do your have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the in player hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch
(Hey man, fuck that ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the ending shooting star:
(Just he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!)
Get PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, he's as hell
He just served a half a in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

What up (What up?) What's happenin'?
It's six months and my dick ain't havin' it
If I hurry up and get me some ass
I bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my new shit
A new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I hearin' a little of this and that
About you havin' some of a panic attack
us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' there a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
Then I chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, it
I might grab your neck and do bad with it!

Well on note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with one of those Soloquium pills?
your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop is comin' up next!
Stay here, we'll be right back!

I like my hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! yo, we're back
My next guest the sound in rap
He's come a long way from the
Please Snoop D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, it's a it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the
Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on pound
I stay gangsta Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got on your walls
other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you, they want to try to steal flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to my flow
But I pay em no attention
Oh, I mention?
I'm all about the and ridin' in cars with suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin'
Smokin' that weed, out with my locs and folks
Don't a fuck about nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop

Snoop everybody!
Now we bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Violent J (Sure) My loc
And Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next for the show
have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!