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From Southwest Detroit within some island's industrial
Waste it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya down there? I've got mice here!
Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you fuckin' know
This is my Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I almost
This bitch in front of me was like a and five
They worry about drunks, and late night
Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha)
This got her left blinker on for an hour or more
she makes a right into my side door
This shit's gettin' old
The game is to be sold, not to be
Oh yeah, you can the excitement right?
dogg is with us tonight
That's what I'm
On the Show, shit we ain't playin'
And that ain't it, also on the
Another motherfucker that well, of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's a brother
Violent J's in this
(I like that kid J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' today? (Just Shags!)
That's great, now let's a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band!
We'll be right with Violent J

Do your have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, that fine ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the ending shooting star:
(Just he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, he's nutty as
He just served a half a year in the jail
Now he's back, for now at
Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) What's
It's been six months and my dick ain't it
If I don't up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my new shit
A brand new group with my Twisted
called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a little of this and
you havin' some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And when you have one, the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal
Just don't me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of Soloquium pills?
your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is up next!
Stay right here, we'll be back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my so God damn hot
you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! yo, we're back
My next guest the sound in rap
come a long way from the L-B-C
Please welcome D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the
Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I a bomb
call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your
While other stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you, they want to try to your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's like everywhere I look, and I go
Some bitch ass tryin' to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no
Oh, I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough
Smokin' weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks
Don't give a about nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us time for the show
We'll that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!