From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial Waste depositories Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here! Alright! What up Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know This is my Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) Anyhow on my way I almost died bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and night truckers Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my door This shit's gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be Oh yeah, you can the excitement right? dogg is with us tonight That's what I'm On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin' And that it, also on the show motherfucker that well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, he's a brother Violent J's in this (I that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' (Just great Shags!) That's great, now let's give a To Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back with J
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OK, my first guest, nutty as hell He served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
What up (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it If I don't up and get me some ass I bust this nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been on my brand new shit A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I somethin for y'all? naw
Now I been hearin' a little of and that About you havin' some kind of a attack Tell us, uh, is it And you have one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' enjoyin' a coffee And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! I start chokin off pedestrians Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all now, it's old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac Just don't test me or strings, forget it I might grab your and do bad things with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills? Take your ass backstage and (I'm straight) Dogg is comin' up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
I my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I for That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans with momma's hot bastard bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce, Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions. Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! yo, we're back My next guest pioneered the in rap He's come a long way from the Please welcome Snoop G!
Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the Ay yo Violent J let's go half on pound I gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC disagree with me Step up and watch your ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your While other fools stare and, scratch their (What?) They want to be you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, should I I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my and folks give a fuck about nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta a close to the party (Already? What?) Thanks J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down) us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from to Cleo (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!