From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's Waste depositories it's Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here! Alright! What up y'all? to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' This is my Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) Anyhow on my way here I almost This bitch in front of me was a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and late truckers Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side This comedy shit's old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the right? Snoop dogg is us tonight what I'm sayin' On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin' And that ain't it, also on the Another that well, some of you know You see him me a lot, he's like a brother J's in this motherfucker (I that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya today? (Just great Shags!) That's great, now let's give a To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be back with Violent J
Do your homies money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do bitches look at you like some kind of (Straight up!) There's nothing you can do but get PHD. (Playa hata's degree?) right! (Aw yeah!) Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit Offers the finest in hatin' tactics. (Yeah that's right!) Such as the hater: (Hey man, that fine ass bitch!) Or the look (Yo bitch I might be ugly, at I ain't got no money!) Or the never ending star: (Just 'cause he got a car he to be drivin that bitch!) Get your PHD and a nation of player hation! (Word up!)
OK, my first guest, he's nutty as He just a half a year in the county jail Now back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my ain't havin' it If I hurry up and get me some ass I might this nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been on my brand new shit A brand new group my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for naw
Now I hearin' a little of this and that About you havin' kind of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it And when you have one, what the do you do?
Well, I'll be there enjoyin' a coffee And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! Then I start off pedestrians Until give me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all over now, old hat I'm a perfectly normal Just test me or pull strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up poppin one of those Soloquium pills? your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop is comin' up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
I like my chili hot. As a of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can cook a ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as wants a little hot fixin, I reach for That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick sauce, Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions. Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're My next pioneered the sound in rap come a long way from the L-B-C Please welcome Snoop G!
Look up in the sky, it's a it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the Ay yo Violent J let's go on this pound I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a They call me Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC that disagree me Step up and watch motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got on your walls While fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) They want to be like you, they want to try to your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga to steal my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin' in with suspension Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks Don't give a about nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we bring a close to the party (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for bag of smoke (Get down) Join us next time for the We'll have one bitch from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out bitch Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!