From Southwest Detroit deep within island's industrial Waste it's Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here! Alright! What up y'all? to the show I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know is my sidekick Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) Anyhow on my way here I died bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five They about drunks, and late night truckers Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left on for an hour or more Then she a right into my side door This shit's gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement Snoop dogg is us tonight That's I'm sayin' On the Show, shit we ain't playin' And that ain't it, on the show Another that well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, like a brother J's in this motherfucker (I like kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' today? (Just Shags!) That's great, now let's give a To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band! We'll be right back Violent J
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OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my dick ain't it If I don't up and get me some ass I might bust nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my new shit A new group with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I somethin for y'all? naw
Now I been hearin' a little of and that About you havin' kind of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it And when you have one, the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! Then I chokin off pedestrians Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all over now, old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac Just don't me or pull strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up poppin one of those Soloquium pills? Take your ass and relax (I'm straight) Dogg is comin' up next! Stay right here, be right back!
I my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can cook a ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot Bacon bits, and drizzled just the right amount of thick savory sauce, Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions. Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot. Ask for it by name.
fellas! Alright yo, we're back My next pioneered the sound in rap He's come a way from the L-B-C Please welcome D-O-double G!
up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J go half on this pound I gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise arm So any MC disagree with me Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet
(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While other fools stare and, scratch their (What?) want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's like everywhere I look, and I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to my flow But I don't pay em no Oh, should I I'm all about the and ridin' in cars with suspension Bouncin', up corners smokin' dough Smokin' that weed, out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta a close to the party (Already? What?) Thanks J (Sure) My loc And Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down) Join us time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters to (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!