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From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial
Waste depositories Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here!
Alright! What up Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know
This is my Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way I almost died
bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and night truckers
Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my door
This shit's gettin' old
The game is to be sold, not to be
Oh yeah, you can the excitement right?
dogg is with us tonight
That's what I'm
On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin'
And that it, also on the show
motherfucker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's a brother
Violent J's in this
(I that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a
To Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with J

Do your homies money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in
Offers the in player hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the hater:
(Hey man, fuck that ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at I ain't got no money!)
Or the ending shooting star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, nutty as hell
He served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

What up (What up?) What's happenin'?
It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it
If I don't up and get me some ass
I bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been on my brand new shit
A brand new with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a little of and that
About you havin' some kind of a attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And you have one, what the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' enjoyin' a coffee
And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!
I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a normal necrophiliac
Just don't test me or strings, forget it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass backstage and (I'm straight)
Dogg is comin' up next!
Stay right here, we'll be back!

I my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I for
That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans with momma's hot bastard
bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the in rap
He's come a long way from the
Please welcome Snoop G!

Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a
It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on pound
I gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and watch your ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your
While other fools stare and, scratch their (What?)
They want to be you, they want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow
But I pay em no attention
Oh, should I
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my and folks
give a fuck about nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down)
us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from to Cleo
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!