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From Southwest deep within some island's industrial
Waste it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here!
Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm like you don't fuckin' know
is my sidekick Fat Pat
He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I almost
bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a into my side door
comedy shit's gettin' old
The game is to be sold, not to be
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement
dogg is with us tonight
That's what I'm
On the Show, shit we ain't playin'
And that ain't it, also on the
Another motherfucker well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, like a brother
Violent J's in this
(I like kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band!
be right back with Violent J

Do your homies have money? Are you (Yeah.)
Do bitches at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the in player hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the hater:
(Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!)
Or the look
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be that bitch!)
Get your PHD and a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, he's nutty as
He just served a half a year in the county
Now he's back, for now at
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) happenin'?
It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it
If I hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a of this and that
About you some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And when you one, what the fuck do you do?

Well, be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee
And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!
Then I chokin off pedestrians
Until give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal
Just don't test me or strings, forget it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with one of those Soloquium pills?
your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is up next!
right here, we'll be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I my chili so God damn hot
That you can cook a ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself a little hot fixin, I reach for
That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the in rap
come a long way from the L-B-C
Please Snoop D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the
Clowns, get down nigga, I the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this
I stay gangsta Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and watch your ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your
While other fools stare and, their balls (What?)
want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass tryin' to steal my flow
But I pay em no attention
Oh, should I
I'm all about the and ridin' in cars with suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and
Don't give a fuck nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the
(Already? What?)
Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down)
us next time for the show
We'll have one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!