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From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial
Waste depositories Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down there? got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the
I'm Shaggy like you don't know
is my sidekick Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way I almost died
This bitch in front of me was a hundred and five
They worry drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or
she makes a right into my side door
This shit's gettin' old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can the excitement right?
Snoop dogg is with us
what I'm sayin'
On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin'
And that ain't it, also on the
Another motherfucker that well, of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a
Violent J's in this
(I like that kid J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band!
We'll be back with Violent J

Do homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!)
Or the look
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I got no money!)
Or the never shooting star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin bitch!)
Get PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, he's nutty as
He just served a half a year in the jail
Now back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'?
It's six months and my dick ain't havin' it
If I don't hurry up and get me ass
I might this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new
A new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a little of this and
About you some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And when you have one, the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' enjoyin' a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
I start chokin off pedestrians
Until give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly necrophiliac
Just test me or pull strings, forget it
I grab your neck and do bad things with it!

on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium
your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is up next!
Stay here, we'll be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God hot
That you can cook a ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself wants a hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're
My guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way the L-B-C
welcome Snoop D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, it's a it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the
Ay yo Violent J go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your
While other fools stare and, scratch balls (What?)
want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's like everywhere I look, and I go
Some bitch ass tryin' to steal my flow
But I pay em no attention
Oh, I mention?
I'm all the money and ridin' in cars with suspension
Bouncin', up corners smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed, out with my locs and folks
give a fuck about nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down)
Join us time for the show
We'll have one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!