From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's Waste depositories it's Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know This is my Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) Anyhow on my way I almost died This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and They worry drunks, and late night truckers Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a into my side door This shit's gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be Oh yeah, you can the excitement right? Snoop dogg is with us That's what I'm On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't And that it, also on the show Another motherfucker that well, some of you You see him with me a lot, he's like a Violent J's in motherfucker (I like that kid J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya today? (Just great Shags!) That's great, now give a hand To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band! We'll be back with Violent J
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OK, my first guest, nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!
What up (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my ain't havin' it If I don't up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on tv glass! Anyway, workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my homies It's called Dark Lotus, I play somethin for y'all? naw
Now I been a little of this and that About you some kind of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it And when you have one, the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! I start chokin off pedestrians Until they give me my of calliphilestrian But that's all now, it's old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac Just don't me or pull strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up with one of those Soloquium pills? Take your ass and relax (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
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fellas! Alright yo, we're back My next guest the sound in rap He's come a long way the L-B-C Please Snoop D-O-double G!
Look up in the sky, it's a it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I the town Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a They call me Snoop and I can raise your arm So any MC that with me Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga to steal my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to the (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for bag of smoke (Get down) Join us next time for the We'll have one bitch from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out bitch Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!