From Southwest deep within some island's industrial Waste depositories Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' there? I've got mice here! Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy like you fuckin' know This is my Fat Pat He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) Anyhow on my way I almost died This in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and late night Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left on for an hour or more Then she makes a into my side door This shit's gettin' old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can the excitement right? Snoop dogg is with us That's what I'm On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin' And that ain't it, on the show Another motherfucker well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, like a brother Violent J's in this (I like kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya today? (Just great Shags!) That's great, now give a hand To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band! We'll be right with Violent J
Do homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do bitches look at you like some of joke? (Straight up!) There's you can do but get your PHD. (Playa hata's degree?) right! (Aw yeah!) Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit Offers the finest in hatin' tactics. (Yeah that's right!) Such as the hater: (Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!) Or the shooker: (Yo I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!) Or the never shooting star: (Just 'cause he got a car he want to be that bitch!) Get your PHD and a nation of player hation! (Word up!)
OK, my first guest, he's nutty as He just served a a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? It's six months and my dick ain't havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me ass I might bust nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my new shit A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play for y'all? naw
Now I been hearin' a little of this and About you havin' some kind of a attack us, uh, is it true? And you have one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! I start chokin off pedestrians Until they give me my shot of But that's all over now, old hat I'm a perfectly necrophiliac Just don't test me or pull strings, it I might grab your neck and do bad things it!
Well on that note, you J (Sure) For real, what's up with poppin one of those pills? Take your ass backstage and (I'm straight) Snoop is comin' up next! right here, we'll be right back!
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God hot That you can cook a ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I for That bottle of momma's God Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with hot bastard Bacon bits, and drizzled with the right amount of thick savory sauce, Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm that's hot, God Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! yo, we're back My next pioneered the sound in rap He's come a long way from the Please welcome D-O-double G!
up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise arm So any MC that with me Step up and watch motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While other fools and, scratch their balls (What?) They to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, I mention? I'm all about the money and in cars with suspension Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' Smokin' that weed, out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck nothin' at all That's why I'm to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we bring a close to the party (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down) us next time for the show We'll have that one from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!