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From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial
Waste it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' there? I've got mice here!
Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you fuckin' know
is my sidekick Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I died
bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late truckers
Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my door
This comedy shit's old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the right?
Snoop dogg is with us
That's what I'm
On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin'
And ain't it, also on the show
Another motherfucker well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's a brother
J's in this motherfucker
(I that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a
To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with J

Do your have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the finest in hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch
(Hey man, fuck that ass bitch!)
Or the look
(Yo I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be that bitch!)
Get your PHD and a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, he's as hell
He just served a half a year in the county
Now he's back, for now at
Hey J's in this bitch ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) happenin'?
It's six months and my dick ain't havin' it
If I don't up and get me some ass
I might bust nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my Twisted
It's Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a little of and that
About you havin' kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And you have one, what the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be there enjoyin' a coffee
And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!
Then I start off pedestrians
they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly necrophiliac
Just don't me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those pills?
Take your ass backstage and (I'm straight)
Snoop is comin' up next!
right here, we'll be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful.
a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of momma's God Hot Chili.
Smooth chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick sauce,
Drippin' with noodle and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the in rap
He's a long way from the L-B-C
Please welcome D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, it's a bird a plane
It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the
Ay yo Violent J let's go on this pound
I stay gangsta Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can your arm
So any MC that with me
Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your
While other stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's like I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my
But I don't pay em no
Oh, I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough
that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks
Don't give a about nothin' at all
That's why I'm to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down)
us next time for the show
We'll have one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!