From Southwest deep within some island's industrial Waste depositories Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here! Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the I'm Shaggy like you don't know is my sidekick Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) on my way here I almost died This in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and late truckers Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left on for an hour or more Then she makes a right my side door This comedy shit's old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the right? Snoop dogg is us tonight what I'm sayin' On the Show, shit we ain't playin' And that ain't it, also on the Another motherfucker well, some of you know You see him me a lot, he's like a brother Violent J's in motherfucker (I that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya today? (Just great Shags!) That's great, now give a hand To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band! We'll be right back with J
Do your homies have money? Are you (Yeah.) Do bitches at you like some kind of joke? (Straight up!) There's nothing you can do but get PHD. (Playa degree?) That's right! (Aw yeah!) Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in the finest in player hatin' tactics. (Yeah right!) Such as the bitch hater: (Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!) Or the shooker: (Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!) Or the ending shooting star: (Just 'cause he got a car he to be drivin that bitch!) Get your PHD and a nation of player hation! (Word up!)
OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell He served a half a year in the county jail Now back, for now at least Hey J's in this bitch ass piece!
up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it If I hurry up and get me some ass I bust this nut on your tv glass! Anyway, workin on my brand new shit A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for naw
Now I been a little of this and that you havin' some kind of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it And when you have one, what the do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' enjoyin' a coffee And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! Then I chokin off pedestrians Until they give me my of calliphilestrian But that's all now, it's old hat I'm a perfectly necrophiliac Just test me or pull strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things it!
Well on that note, you J (Sure) For real, what's up with poppin one of Soloquium pills? your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop is comin' up next! Stay here, we'll be right back!
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my so God damn hot you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard Bacon bits, and with just the right amount of thick savory sauce, with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm that's hot, God Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! yo, we're back My next pioneered the sound in rap come a long way from the L-B-C Please welcome Snoop G!
up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J go half on this pound I gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Snoop and I can raise your arm So any MC disagree with me Step up and watch motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got on your walls While other fools stare and, their balls (What?) They want to be you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my But I pay em no attention Oh, should I I'm all about the money and in cars with suspension Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck nothin' at all That's why I'm to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to the (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down) Join us next time for the We'll have that one bitch from to Cleo (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!