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From Southwest Detroit deep some island's industrial
Waste it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya down there? I've got mice here!
Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you fuckin' know
This is my Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was a hundred and five
worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side
This comedy shit's old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement
dogg is with us tonight
That's I'm sayin'
On the Shaggy Show, we ain't playin'
And that it, also on the show
motherfucker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's a brother
Violent J's in motherfucker
(I like that kid J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' today? (Just Shags!)
That's great, now let's a hand
To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band!
be right back with Violent J

Do your have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the in player hatin' tactics.
(Yeah right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, that fine ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the ending shooting star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he to be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, nutty as hell
He served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'?
It's been six months and my ain't havin' it
If I don't hurry up and get me ass
I might bust nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my new shit
A brand new group my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play for y'all?
naw

Now I hearin' a little of this and that
About you havin' some kind of a attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And when you have one, the fuck do you do?

Well, be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
Then I start chokin off
they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, old hat
I'm a perfectly necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, it
I might grab your neck and do bad with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of Soloquium pills?
Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is up next!
Stay right here, be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I my chili so God damn hot
That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful.
a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with hot bastard
bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're
My guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a way from the L-B-C
Please welcome D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane
Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go on this pound
I gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop and I can raise your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your
While other fools stare and, scratch balls (What?)
They want to be like you, they want to try to your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass tryin' to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no
Oh, I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with
Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my and folks
Don't give a fuck nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down)
Join us time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from to Cleo
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!