From Southwest Detroit deep some island's industrial Waste it's Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down there? got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' is my sidekick Fat Pat He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) Anyhow on my way I almost died This bitch in of me was like a hundred and five They worry drunks, and late night truckers Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the right? Snoop dogg is with us That's what I'm On the Shaggy Show, we ain't playin' And ain't it, also on the show motherfucker that well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, he's like a Violent J's in this (I like that kid J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya today? (Just great Shags!) That's great, now let's a hand To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band! be right back with Violent J
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OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a half a in the county jail Now back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!
What up (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it If I don't up and get me some ass I might this nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been on my brand new shit A new group with my homies Twisted called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all? naw
Now I hearin' a little of this and that About you havin' some kind of a panic us, uh, is it true? And when you one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be there enjoyin' a coffee And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! Then I start chokin off Until they give me my of calliphilestrian But all over now, it's old hat I'm a perfectly necrophiliac Just don't test me or pull strings, it I might grab neck and do bad things with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills? Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Dogg is comin' up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I my chili so God damn hot you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I for That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with hot bastard bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce, Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm that's hot, God Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're My next pioneered the sound in rap come a long way from the L-B-C Please welcome Snoop G!
Look up in the sky, it's a it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the Ay yo Violent J go half on this pound I stay like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC disagree with me Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While other fools and, scratch their balls (What?) They want to be you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's like everywhere I look, and I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, should I I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my and folks give a fuck about nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a to the party (Already? What?) Thanks J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down) Join us time for the show We'll have that one from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!