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From Southwest Detroit deep within island's industrial
depositories it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? to the show
I'm Shaggy like you fuckin' know
is my sidekick Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a and five
They worry drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or
she makes a right into my side door
This comedy gettin' old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement
Snoop is with us tonight
That's what I'm
On the Shaggy Show, we ain't playin'
And that ain't it, on the show
Another motherfucker that well, of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a
J's in this motherfucker
(I like that kid J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now give a hand
To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be back with Violent J

Do your homies have money? Are you (Yeah.)
Do bitches at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, on Wellfarm, in Detroit
the finest in player hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch
(Hey man, fuck that ass bitch!)
Or the look
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at I ain't got no money!)
Or the never shooting star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he to be drivin that bitch!)
Get PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county
Now back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'?
It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it
If I don't hurry up and get me ass
I might this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my new shit
A brand new group my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a little of and that
you havin' some kind of a panic attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And when you have one, the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a
And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!
I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, it
I might your neck and do bad things with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of Soloquium pills?
Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop is comin' up next!
Stay right here, be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my so God damn hot
That you can cook a ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! yo, we're back
My next guest the sound in rap
He's come a way from the L-B-C
Please welcome D-O-double G!

up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the
Clowns, get down nigga, I the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on pound
I stay gangsta Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree me
Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on walls
While fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow
But I pay em no attention
Oh, should I
I'm all about the and ridin' in cars with suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin'
Smokin' weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks
Don't give a fuck nothin' at all
why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta bring a to the party
(Already? What?)
Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the
We'll have that one from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!