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From Detroit deep within some island's industrial
Waste it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here!
Alright! What up Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know
This is my Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and
They worry drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or
Then she makes a right into my side
comedy shit's gettin' old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can the excitement right?
dogg is with us tonight
That's I'm sayin'
On the Shaggy Show, we ain't playin'
And that it, also on the show
Another motherfucker well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a
J's in this motherfucker
(I like kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a
To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with J

Do homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the in player hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, that fine ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he to be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county
Now he's back, for now at
Hey J's in this bitch ass piece!

up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'?
It's been six months and my dick ain't it
If I hurry up and get me some ass
I bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my brand new
A brand new group with my Twisted
It's called Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been a little of this and that
About you havin' kind of a panic attack
us, uh, is it true?
And when you one, what the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
Then I start off pedestrians
they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, old hat
I'm a normal necrophiliac
don't test me or pull strings, forget it
I grab your neck and do bad things with it!

on that note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of Soloquium pills?
Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is up next!
Stay here, we'll be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I my chili so God damn hot
That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with hot bastard
Bacon bits, and with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're
My guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way the L-B-C
Please welcome Snoop G!

Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the
Ay yo Violent J go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a
They me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that with me
Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet

(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While other fools and, scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you, they want to try to your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's like I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my
But I pay em no attention
Oh, I mention?
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and
Don't a fuck about nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this
Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!