From Southwest Detroit deep within island's industrial Waste depositories Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' is my sidekick Fat Pat He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) Anyhow on my way I almost died bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry drunks, and late night truckers Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha) lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right my side door This comedy shit's old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can the excitement right? Snoop is with us tonight what I'm sayin' On the Shaggy Show, we ain't playin' And that ain't it, on the show Another motherfucker well, some of you know You see him with me a lot, he's like a Violent J's in this (I like that kid J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' (Just great Shags!) great, now let's give a hand To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be back with Violent J
Do homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do look at you like some kind of joke? (Straight up!) nothing you can do but get your PHD. (Playa degree?) That's right! (Aw yeah!) Player Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit Offers the in player hatin' tactics. (Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch (Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!) Or the shooker: (Yo bitch I might be ugly, at I ain't got no money!) Or the never ending star: (Just he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!) Get your PHD and join a nation of hation! (Word up!)
OK, my first guest, he's as hell He served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
What up (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my ain't havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me ass I might bust nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my brand new A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, I play somethin for y'all? naw
Now I been a little of this and that About you havin' some kind of a panic Tell us, uh, is it And when you one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! I start chokin off pedestrians Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all over now, old hat I'm a perfectly normal Just don't test me or strings, forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things it!
Well on that note, you J (Sure) For real, what's up with one of those Soloquium pills? your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop is comin' up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
I like my hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful. a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans with momma's hot bastard Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick sauce, Drippin' with nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, back My next pioneered the sound in rap He's come a long way the L-B-C Please welcome D-O-double G!
Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I the town Ay yo J let's go half on this pound I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I a bomb They call me Snoop and I can raise your arm So any MC that disagree me Step up and watch your ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your While fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) They want to be like you, they to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga to steal my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, should I I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my and folks Don't a fuck about nothin' at all why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a to the party (Already? What?) Thanks J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down) Join us time for the show We'll have that one bitch from to Cleo (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!