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From Southwest Detroit deep some island's industrial
depositories it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here!
Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you don't know
is my sidekick Fat Pat
He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way I almost died
bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right my side door
This comedy shit's old
The game is to be sold, not to be
Oh yeah, you can the excitement right?
Snoop is with us tonight
That's what I'm
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't
And that it, also on the show
motherfucker that well, some of you know
You see him me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this
(I that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band!
We'll be right back Violent J

Do your have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of
(Straight up!)
There's you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in
Offers the finest in hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch
(Hey man, fuck that ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county
Now back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) What's
It's been six months and my dick ain't it
If I don't hurry up and get me ass
I might bust nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been on my brand new shit
A new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for
naw

Now I been hearin' a little of and that
About you havin' kind of a panic attack
us, uh, is it true?
And when you one, what the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' there a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
Then I start off pedestrians
they give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, old hat
I'm a normal necrophiliac
Just don't me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

Well on note, thank you J (Sure)
For real, up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass and relax (I'm straight)
Dogg is comin' up next!
Stay here, we'll be right back!

I like my hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, back
My next guest pioneered the in rap
He's come a long way the L-B-C
Please Snoop D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane
Clowns, get down nigga, I the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a
call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC disagree with me
up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got on your walls
While other fools stare and, scratch their (What?)
They want to be you, they want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass tryin' to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no
Oh, should I
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed, out with my locs and folks
give a fuck about nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down)
us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters to
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!