From Southwest Detroit deep some island's industrial Waste it's Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya down there? I've got mice here! Alright! up y'all? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' This is my Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) Anyhow on my way here I died This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and worry about drunks, and late night truckers Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my door comedy shit's gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement Snoop dogg is us tonight That's I'm sayin' On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin' And ain't it, also on the show Another motherfucker that well, of you know You see him with me a lot, he's like a Violent J's in motherfucker (I that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' today? (Just Shags!) That's great, now let's a hand To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band! be right back with Violent J
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OK, my first guest, he's as hell He just served a half a year in the jail Now he's back, for now at Hey J's in this bitch ass piece!
What up y'all? (What up?) happenin'? It's been six months and my ain't havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me ass I might this nut on your tv glass! Anyway, workin on my brand new shit A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for naw
Now I hearin' a little of this and that About you havin' kind of a panic attack us, uh, is it true? And when you one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! Then I start chokin off Until they give me my of calliphilestrian But all over now, it's old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac Just don't test me or pull strings, it I might grab your neck and do bad things it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up with one of those Soloquium pills? Take your ass backstage and (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is up next! right here, we'll be right back!
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I my chili so God damn hot That you can cook a ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as myself wants a hot fixin, I reach for That of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard Bacon bits, and drizzled just the right amount of thick savory sauce, with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, back My next guest the sound in rap He's come a long way the L-B-C Please Snoop D-O-double G!
Look up in the sky, it's a bird a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J let's go on this pound I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a They call me Snoop and I can raise your arm So any MC that disagree me Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While other fools stare and, their balls (What?) They want to be like you, they want to try to steal flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's like I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga to steal my flow But I don't pay em no Oh, I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension Bouncin', up corners smokin' dough Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and Don't give a fuck about at all That's why I'm to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a to the party (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down) us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters to (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!