From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's depositories it's Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here! Alright! What up y'all? to the show I'm like you don't fuckin' know This is my Fat Pat He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and late truckers Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) This got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she a right into my side door This comedy gettin' old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement Snoop dogg is with us That's what I'm On the Show, shit we ain't playin' And that it, also on the show Another motherfucker that well, some of you You see him with me a lot, he's like a J's in this motherfucker (I that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' (Just great Shags!) That's great, now give a hand To Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back Violent J
Do your homies have Are you broke? (Yeah.) Do bitches look at you like some kind of (Straight up!) nothing you can do but get your PHD. (Playa degree?) That's right! (Aw yeah!) Player Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit the finest in player hatin' tactics. (Yeah right!) Such as the bitch hater: (Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!) Or the look (Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!) Or the never ending shooting (Just 'cause he got a car he to be drivin that bitch!) Get PHD and join a nation of player hation! (Word up!)
OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell He just a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
What up (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my ain't havin' it If I don't up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my brand new A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all? naw
Now I been hearin' a little of this and About you havin' some kind of a panic Tell us, uh, is it And you have one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me! Then I start chokin off Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian But all over now, it's old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac Just don't me or pull strings, forget it I might your neck and do bad things with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up poppin one of those Soloquium pills? Take your ass backstage and (I'm straight) Snoop is comin' up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my so God damn hot That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as myself wants a hot fixin, I reach for That bottle of momma's God Hot Chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili filled with momma's hot bastard Bacon bits, and drizzled just the right amount of thick savory sauce, Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, back My next pioneered the sound in rap He's come a way from the L-B-C welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
Look up in the sky, it's a bird a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this I stay like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC disagree with me Step up and watch motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls While other fools stare and, scratch their (What?) They want to be like you, they to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's like I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass tryin' to steal my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, should I I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars suspension Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and Don't give a about nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta a close to the party (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down) us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters to (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!