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From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's
Waste it's Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' there? I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? to the show
I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know
This is my Fat Pat
He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I almost
This in front of me was like a hundred and five
worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an or more
she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's old
The is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you can feel the right?
Snoop dogg is with us
That's what I'm
On the Show, shit we ain't playin'
And that ain't it, also on the
Another motherfucker that well, of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's a brother
Violent J's in this
(I like that kid J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' (Just great Shags!)
great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be back with Violent J

Do homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in
Offers the finest in hatin' tactics.
(Yeah right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck fine ass bitch!)
Or the shooker:
(Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the ending shooting star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin bitch!)
Get PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, he's nutty as
He just served a half a in the county jail
Now back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) What's
It's been six months and my dick ain't it
If I don't up and get me some ass
I bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my new shit
A brand new group my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for
naw

Now I hearin' a little of this and that
About you havin' some kind of a attack
Tell us, uh, is it
And when you have one, what the do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
I start chokin off pedestrians
Until give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, old hat
I'm a perfectly necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, it
I might grab your neck and do bad with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with one of those Soloquium pills?
Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Dogg is comin' up next!
Stay right here, be right back!

I my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can cook a ass in a spoonful.
When a man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a way from the L-B-C
Please Snoop D-O-double G!

up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the
Ay yo J let's go half on this pound
I stay like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop and I can raise your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got on your walls
While other fools and, scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you, they want to try to steal flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's like everywhere I look, and I go
Some bitch ass nigga to steal my flow
But I pay em no attention
Oh, I mention?
I'm all about the money and in cars with suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough
that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks
Don't give a fuck nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the
(Already? What?)
Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us time for the show
We'll have one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out bitch
Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!