From Southwest Detroit deep some island's industrial Waste depositories Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here! Alright! What up Welcome to the show I'm like you don't fuckin' know is my sidekick Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) Anyhow on my way here I almost bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry drunks, and late night truckers Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or Then she makes a right into my door This shit's gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be Oh yeah, you can the excitement right? dogg is with us tonight That's what I'm On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin' And that it, also on the show Another motherfucker that well, of you know You see him with me a lot, like a brother Violent J's in motherfucker (I like that kid J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' today? (Just Shags!) That's great, now let's give a To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band! We'll be back with Violent J
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OK, my first guest, nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six months and my dick havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me ass I might bust nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been on my brand new shit A brand new with my homies Twisted It's called Dark Lotus, I play somethin for y'all? naw
Now I been hearin' a little of this and About you havin' some of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it And when you have one, the fuck do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there a coffee And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! Then I start chokin off they give me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all now, it's old hat I'm a perfectly normal don't test me or pull strings, forget it I might grab your and do bad things with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is up next! right here, we'll be right back!
I my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot That you can a hog's ass in a spoonful. When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I for That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili. Smooth chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right of thick savory sauce, with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. Mm mm that's hot, God Hot. Ask for it by name.
Thanks fellas! yo, we're back My next guest the sound in rap He's a long way from the L-B-C welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
Look up in the sky, it's a it's a plane the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the Ay yo J let's go half on this pound I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any MC that disagree me Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your While other fools stare and, their balls (What?) They want to be like you, they to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow But I don't pay em no Oh, I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough Smokin' weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks give a fuck about nothin' at all That's why I'm to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to the (Already? What?) Thanks J (Sure) My loc And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down) Join us next for the show We'll have that one bitch Letters to Cleo (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!