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From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's
Waste depositories it's Time!

Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the
I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin'
is my sidekick Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I died
bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late truckers
Old ass bitches try to motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This got her left blinker on for an hour or more
she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's old
The game is to be sold, not to be
Oh yeah, you can the excitement right?
dogg is with us tonight
That's what I'm
On the Show, shit we ain't playin'
And that ain't it, also on the
Another motherfucker well, some of you know
You see him me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in motherfucker
(I like kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya today? (Just great Shags!)
great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band!
We'll be right back Violent J

Do your homies have money? Are you (Yeah.)
Do bitches at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in
Offers the finest in player tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the hater:
(Hey man, that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look
(Yo I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never shooting star:
(Just he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my first guest, he's as hell
He just served a half a in the county jail
Now back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) happenin'?
It's been six months and my dick ain't it
If I don't hurry up and get me ass
I might this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been on my brand new shit
A new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus, I play somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a of this and that
About you havin' some kind of a panic
Tell us, uh, is it
And you have one, what the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be there enjoyin' a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm get off me!
I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian
But all over now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly necrophiliac
Just don't me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those pills?
Take your ass and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop is comin' up next!
right here, we'll be right back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God hot
you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and tough onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the in rap
come a long way from the L-B-C
Please welcome D-O-double G!

Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane
Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I a bomb
They call me Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass defeat

(What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you, they to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass tryin' to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no
Oh, I mention?
I'm all about the money and in cars with suspension
Bouncin', up corners smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out my locs and folks
Don't give a fuck nothin' at all
why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down)
Join us next for the show
have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!