From Southwest Detroit deep some island's industrial Waste depositories it's Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got here! Alright! What up y'all? to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't know This is my Fat Pat He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!) Anyhow on my way I almost died bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five They worry about drunks, and night truckers Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her left blinker on for an or more Then she makes a right into my side This comedy gettin' old The is to be sold, not to be told Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement Snoop dogg is us tonight what I'm sayin' On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin' And that ain't it, on the show Another motherfucker that well, of you know You see him with me a lot, he's a brother Violent J's in motherfucker (I like kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' today? (Just Shags!) That's great, now let's give a To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band! be right back with Violent J
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OK, my first guest, he's as hell He just served a a year in the county jail Now back, for now at least Hey Violent J's in this ass piece!
What up y'all? (What up?) What's been six months and my dick ain't havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me ass I might bust nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my new shit A brand new group with my homies It's called Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all? naw
Now I been hearin' a of this and that About you havin' kind of a panic attack Tell us, uh, is it And when you one, what the fuck do you do?
Well, be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! Then I start off pedestrians Until they me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all over now, old hat I'm a normal necrophiliac Just don't test me or pull strings, it I might grab neck and do bad things with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium Take your ass and relax (I'm straight) Snoop Dogg is up next! Stay here, we'll be right back!
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fellas! Alright yo, we're back My next guest pioneered the in rap He's come a long way from the Please welcome D-O-double G!
Look up in the sky, a bird it's a plane It's the big dog y'all, with the Insane Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this I stay like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise arm So any MC that with me Step up and watch motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your While other fools stare and, scratch their (What?) want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
It's like I look, and everywhere I go Some ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, I mention? I'm all the money and ridin' in cars with suspension Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and give a fuck about nothin' at all That's why I'm to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a to the party (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down) Join us next time for the We'll have that one from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!