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From Detroit deep within some island's industrial
Waste depositories Shaggy Time!

Hey! How ya doin' there? I've got mice here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the
I'm Shaggy you don't fuckin' know
This is my Fat Pat
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I almost
This bitch in of me was like a hundred and five
They worry drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or
Then she makes a right my side door
This comedy shit's old
The game is to be sold, not to be
Oh yeah, you can the excitement right?
Snoop is with us tonight
That's I'm sayin'
On the Shaggy Show, shit we playin'
And that it, also on the show
Another motherfucker that well, of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's a brother
Violent J's in this
(I that kid Violent J)
Hey Moe! (What's up?)
How ya doin' today? (Just Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a
To Mickey Clark and the Fun Band!
We'll be back with Violent J

Do your homies have money? Are you (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get PHD.
(Playa degree?) That's right!
(Aw yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in
Offers the finest in hatin' tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) as the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that ass bitch!)
Or the look
(Yo bitch I be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a of player hation!
(Word up!)

OK, my guest, he's nutty as hell
He just a half a year in the county jail
Now back, for now at least
Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!

What up y'all? (What up?) What's
It's been six months and my dick havin' it
If I don't up and get me some ass
I bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on my new shit
A brand new group my homies Twisted
It's called Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
naw

Now I been hearin' a of this and that
About you havin' kind of a panic attack
us, uh, is it true?
And you have one, what the fuck do you do?

Well, I'll be sittin' enjoyin' a coffee
And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me!
I start chokin off pedestrians
Until give me my shot of calliphilestrian
But that's all now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal
Just don't test me or pull strings, it
I might grab your and do bad things with it!

Well on that note, you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium
Take ass backstage and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is up next!
Stay right here, we'll be back!

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I my chili so God damn hot
you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas onions.
Mm mm hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

Thanks fellas! yo, we're back
My next guest the sound in rap
He's a long way from the L-B-C
Please welcome Snoop G!

up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the
Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo J let's go half on this pound
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can your arm
So any MC disagree with me
Step up and watch your ass meet defeat

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on walls
While other fools and, scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you, they to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?

It's like everywhere I look, and I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to my flow
But I don't pay em no
Oh, should I
I'm all about the money and in cars with suspension
Bouncin', bankin' up corners dough
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my and folks
Don't give a fuck about at all
That's why I'm to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg

Snoop everybody!
Now we gotta a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of (Get down)
us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters to
(Granny!) it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Funk, show em how you got rich!