From Southwest Detroit deep within some industrial Waste depositories Shaggy Time!
Hey! How ya doin' down I've got mice here! Alright! What up y'all? to the show I'm like you don't fuckin' know is my sidekick Fat Pat He "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) Anyhow on my way here I almost This bitch in front of me was like a and five They worry about drunks, and late truckers Old ass bitches try to kill (Ha ha ha ha) This lady's got her blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right my side door This shit's gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement Snoop is with us tonight what I'm sayin' On the Shaggy Show, we ain't playin' And that ain't it, also on the Another motherfucker that well, of you know You see him me a lot, he's like a brother Violent J's in this (I that kid Violent J) Hey Moe! (What's up?) How ya doin' (Just great Shags!) That's great, now let's give a To Mickey and the Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back Violent J
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OK, my first guest, he's nutty as He just a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at Hey Violent J's in bitch ass piece!
up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? It's been six and my dick ain't havin' it If I don't hurry up and get me ass I might bust nut on your tv glass! Anyway, been workin on my brand new A brand new group my homies Twisted It's Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all? naw
Now I hearin' a little of this and that About you havin' some kind of a attack us, uh, is it true? And when you have one, what the do you do?
Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a And all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! Then I start chokin off Until give me my shot of calliphilestrian But that's all now, it's old hat I'm a perfectly necrophiliac Just don't test me or pull strings, it I might grab your and do bad things with it!
on that note, thank you J (Sure) For real, up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills? Take your ass and relax (I'm straight) Dogg is comin' up next! Stay right here, we'll be back!
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fellas! Alright yo, we're back My next pioneered the sound in rap He's come a long way from the welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
Look up in the sky, it's a bird a plane It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' the Insane Clowns, get nigga, I represent the town Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a They call me Snoop Dogg and I can your arm So any MC that disagree me Step up and your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on walls While fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) They want to be like you, they want to try to steal flow Now (What up?) Yo, why is so?
like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to my flow But I pay em no attention Oh, I mention? I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with Bouncin', up corners smokin' dough that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks Don't give a fuck nothin' at all That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Dogg
Snoop everybody! Now we gotta bring a close to the (Already? What?) Violent J (Sure) My loc And thanks for that bag of smoke (Get down) Join us time for the show We'll that one bitch from Letters to Cleo (Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out bitch Ay yo Gangsta Funk, em how you got rich!