We were thinking of our Fruvous budget And we sit and curse and angrily begrude it Or we could spend the week-end in Fort having fun And while we're at it make a border run. Yes, we'll be stocking up on little pleasures And then we'll speed the express lane with our treasures This border shopping is a lot more fun than one might In fact, until last we didn't smoke or are duty-free, smokes are duty-free This is gonna be quite a spree Toys and gasoline, nylon, Toilet and soap. packing the car, we're leaving today I'm buy a ton of it in old New York Canadian goods, they're news These I'm buying stars and stripes, Check out shoes. I want to buy it in a city sells it cheap And find I've gone for a drive, me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a bold new future high on the And a VCR I kinda had my But does this border shopping a darker side, And are we being taken for a Say, what's all the fuss, Trade's gotta grow But it's a of fiscal consequence for Canada, And that our companies move to Mexico. But we've got no choice, taxes each year But if spending all our money in the USA, our social programs may just disappear There's lots of at super-duper what a price And ice-cream will entice, it's shopping that you simply ignore, in Spend Sunday in your fighting crowds in Townawanda More exhausting Jane Fonda And you've only got ten minutes to score You rush to Onandaga, race to Cheektowaga Feeling like your shopping saga's of a spot on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you wonder if your pillage and your been a massive blunder! All right, let's be frank, we lose at the Trade is shutting business down, so Moxy propose We trade the GST for Jan and Wayne And keep our cash in that OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!