We were thinking of our Fruvous budget And we could sit and and angrily begrude it Or we could the week-end in Fort Erie having fun And we're at it make a speedy border run. Yes, be stocking up on simple little pleasures And then we'll speed through the express lane our treasures This border shopping is a lot fun than one might think In fact, until last week we smoke or Drinks are duty-free, smokes are This is gonna be quite a shopping and gasoline, nylon, Neoprine Toilet and soap. Start packing the car, we're today I'm gonna buy a ton of it in old New goods, they're yesterday's news These days I'm buying and stripes, out these shoes. I want to buy it in a city sells it cheap And find I've for a drive, saved me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a new future high on the horizon And a VCR I had my eyes'n But does this shopping have a darker side, And are we being taken for a Say, what's all the fuss, Free Trade's gotta But it's a fear of consequence for Canada, And that our companies will to Mexico. But we've got no choice, more each year But if we're spending all our in the USA, our social programs may just disappear There's lots of merchandise at super-duper a price And ice-cream will entice, it's shopping that you simply ignore, in Spend Sunday in your Honda fighting in Townawanda More than Jane Fonda And you've only got ten more to score You to Onandaga, race across to Cheektowaga like your shopping saga's worthy of a spot on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you wonder if pillage and your plunder Hasn't a massive blunder! All right, let's be frank, we at the bank Free Trade is business down, so Moxy propose We trade the GST for Jan and Gretsky And our cash in that country OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!