We were of our shrinking Fruvous budget And we sit and curse and angrily begrude it Or we could spend the week-end in Fort having fun And while we're at it make a speedy run. Yes, we'll be up on simple little pleasures And then we'll speed through the express with our treasures border shopping is a lot more fun than one might think In fact, until week we didn't smoke or Drinks are duty-free, are duty-free This is gonna be quite a spree Toys and gasoline, nylon, Toilet and soap. Start the car, we're leaving today I'm gonna buy a ton of it in old New Canadian goods, they're yesterday's These days I'm buying and stripes, Check out shoes. I want to buy it in a city that sells it And find I've gone for a drive, me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a bold new future high on the And a VCR I had my eyes'n But does this border shopping a darker side, And are we taken for a ride? Say, what's all the fuss, Free Trade's gotta But it's a fear of fiscal for Canada, And that our will move to Mexico. But we've got no choice, more taxes year But if spending all our money in the USA, our social programs may just disappear There's lots of at super-duper what a price And Carmel ice-cream will entice, shopping that you simply ignore, in Spend Sunday in your Honda crowds in Townawanda exhausting than Jane Fonda And you've got ten minutes more to score You to Onandaga, race across to Cheektowaga Feeling your shopping saga's worthy of a spot on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you wonder if your pillage and plunder been a massive blunder! All right, let's be frank, we lose at the Free Trade is shutting down, so Moxy propose We trade the GST for Jan and Wayne And keep our cash in that OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!