We were of our shrinking Fruvous budget And we sit and curse and angrily begrude it Or we could spend the week-end in Fort having fun And we're at it make a speedy border run. Yes, we'll be stocking up on simple little And then we'll speed through the express with our treasures This shopping is a lot more fun than one might think In fact, until last week we smoke or Drinks are duty-free, smokes are This is be quite a shopping spree Toys and gasoline, nylon, Toilet and soap. Start packing the car, we're today I'm gonna buy a ton of it in old New Canadian goods, they're yesterday's These days I'm stars and stripes, out these shoes. I want to buy it in a city sells it cheap And find I've for a drive, saved me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a bold new future on the horizon And a VCR I kinda had my But does this border shopping a darker side, And are we being taken for a Say, what's all the fuss, Trade's gotta grow But it's a fear of consequence for Canada, And our companies will move to Mexico. But got no choice, more taxes each year But if we're spending all our in the USA, Then our social may just disappear There's lots of at super-duper what a price And Carmel ice-cream entice, it's shopping that you simply ignore, in Spend Sunday in your Honda crowds in Townawanda More exhausting Jane Fonda And you've only got ten minutes to score You to Onandaga, race across to Cheektowaga Feeling like shopping saga's worthy of a spot on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you if your pillage and your plunder Hasn't a massive blunder! All right, let's be frank, we at the bank Free Trade is business down, so Moxy propose We the GST for Jan and Wayne Gretsky And keep our cash in that OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!