We were thinking of our Fruvous budget And we could sit and curse and begrude it Or we could spend the week-end in Fort having fun And we're at it make a speedy border run. Yes, be stocking up on simple little pleasures And then speed through the express lane with our treasures This border is a lot more fun than one might think In fact, last week we didn't smoke or Drinks are duty-free, are duty-free This is be quite a shopping spree and gasoline, nylon, Neoprine Toilet and soap. Start packing the car, we're today I'm buy a ton of it in old New York Canadian goods, yesterday's news These I'm buying stars and stripes, Check out shoes. I want to buy it in a that sells it cheap And find gone for a drive, saved me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a bold new high on the horizon And a VCR I had my eyes'n But does this shopping have a darker side, And are we being for a ride? Say, what's all the fuss, Free Trade's gotta But it's a fear of consequence for Canada, And our companies will move to Mexico. But got no choice, more taxes each year But if we're spending all our in the USA, Then our social programs may just There's of merchandise at super-duper what a price And Carmel ice-cream will entice, it's shopping you simply ignore, in Spend in your Honda fighting crowds in Townawanda More exhausting Jane Fonda And you've only got ten minutes more to You rush to Onandaga, across to Cheektowaga like your shopping saga's worthy of a spot on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you if your pillage and your plunder Hasn't a massive blunder! All right, be frank, we lose at the bank Free Trade is shutting down, so Moxy propose We the GST for Jan and Wayne Gretsky And keep our cash in that OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!