We thinking of our shrinking Fruvous budget And we sit and curse and angrily begrude it Or we spend the week-end in Fort Erie having fun And while we're at it a speedy border run. Yes, be stocking up on simple little pleasures And then we'll speed through the lane with our treasures This border shopping is a lot more fun than one think In fact, until last we didn't smoke or are duty-free, smokes are duty-free This is gonna be quite a spree and gasoline, nylon, Neoprine Toilet and soap. Start packing the car, we're leaving I'm gonna buy a ton of it in old New Canadian goods, yesterday's news These I'm buying stars and stripes, Check out shoes. I want to buy it in a that sells it cheap And find I've gone for a drive, me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a new future high on the horizon And a VCR I kinda had my But does this border shopping a darker side, And are we being taken for a Say, what's all the fuss, Free Trade's grow But it's a of fiscal consequence for Canada, And that our companies will to Mexico. But we've got no choice, more taxes each But if we're spending all our in the USA, Then our social programs may disappear There's of merchandise at super-duper what a price And Carmel ice-cream will entice, it's shopping that you ignore, in Spend Sunday in your Honda crowds in Townawanda More than Jane Fonda And you've got ten minutes more to score You rush to Onandaga, race across to Feeling like your shopping saga's worthy of a on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you wonder if your and your plunder been a massive blunder! All right, let's be frank, we lose at the Free Trade is shutting down, so Moxy propose We trade the GST for Jan and Wayne And keep our in that country OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!