We thinking of our shrinking Fruvous budget And we sit and curse and angrily begrude it Or we spend the week-end in Fort Erie having fun And while we're at it a speedy border run. Yes, we'll be stocking up on little pleasures And then speed through the express lane with our treasures This border is a lot more fun than one might think In fact, until last week we smoke or Drinks are duty-free, are duty-free This is gonna be a shopping spree Toys and gasoline, nylon, Toilet and soap. Start packing the car, we're today I'm buy a ton of it in old New York goods, they're yesterday's news These I'm buying stars and stripes, Check out shoes. I to buy it in a city that sells it cheap And find gone for a drive, saved me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a new future high on the horizon And a VCR I had my eyes'n But does border shopping have a darker side, And are we being for a ride? Say, what's all the fuss, Free Trade's gotta But a fear of fiscal consequence for Canada, And that our companies move to Mexico. But we've got no choice, more taxes each But if we're all our money in the USA, Then our programs may just disappear There's of merchandise at super-duper what a price And Carmel ice-cream will entice, it's shopping you simply ignore, in Spend Sunday in your Honda fighting in Townawanda More than Jane Fonda And you've only got ten more to score You rush to Onandaga, race across to Feeling like your shopping saga's worthy of a spot on 4, News 4 Then driving home you wonder if your and your plunder been a massive blunder! All right, be frank, we lose at the bank Free Trade is shutting down, so Moxy propose We trade the GST for Jan and Gretsky And keep our cash in that OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!