We were of our shrinking Fruvous budget And we could sit and curse and angrily it Or we spend the week-end in Fort Erie having fun And we're at it make a speedy border run. Yes, we'll be stocking up on simple little And then we'll speed through the express lane with our border shopping is a lot more fun than one might think In fact, until last week we smoke or Drinks are duty-free, are duty-free This is be quite a shopping spree and gasoline, nylon, Neoprine Toilet and soap. Start packing the car, we're today I'm gonna buy a ton of it in old New Canadian goods, they're yesterday's These days I'm stars and stripes, out these shoes. I want to buy it in a city that it cheap And find I've gone for a drive, me a heap (saved him a heap!) There's a bold new future high on the And a VCR I kinda had my But does this border shopping a darker side, And are we being for a ride? Say, what's all the fuss, Free gotta grow But it's a fear of consequence for Canada, And that our will move to Mexico. But we've got no choice, more taxes each But if we're all our money in the USA, Then our social programs may just There's lots of at super-duper what a price And Carmel ice-cream will entice, it's that you simply ignore, in Spend in your Honda fighting crowds in Townawanda More exhausting than Fonda And you've got ten minutes more to score You to Onandaga, race across to Cheektowaga Feeling your shopping saga's worthy of a spot on Channel 4, News 4 Then driving home you wonder if pillage and your plunder Hasn't been a blunder! All right, let's be frank, we lose at the Free Trade is business down, so Moxy propose We trade the GST for Jan and Wayne And keep our cash in country OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, Univeristy, UI OHIP, Medicare, Welfare, we can share, University, UI dropped!