Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! to Mirrielees orientation.
My Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today,
we'll be moving into our dorms and community.
So go get your keys from the main office, back, and
Get ready to meet your roommates...

He was the roommate Hell!
He was the roommate Hell!

MC Lars: Satan was my roommate, so year was Hell
He lacked social skills and had a smell
When your roommate is the devil, it can be whack
Putting on the wall, of Trapt and Nickelback
the break of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I can't have over when the dorm smells like sterno
did room 56 become Dante's inferno?
He likes and destruction, I like radio and art,
He likes holding down Christians and Jean Paul Sartre
While I'm to class studying my notes
eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats
He the freshman girls into eating apples
Holding black down at the Campus Chapel
Should never moved in, wish I were dead
Should have a place off campus on Craig's List instead

He was the roommate from Hell. His name was
Someone call a priest. And bring the
He was the roommate from Hell. his pitchfork in my bed
I'm in a satanic panic. 'Cause he is with my head

MC Chris: Yo, pass that giant balloon of helium here, yo.
Lars: Okay, but wait, Satan too much!
MC Chris: Boy you a bitch
Not my we're mismatched
You geek out Beakman's World,
I dig on World of
You're that I'm riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am just a player, play Slayer then I kick
I know I reek of sulfur, the shower curtain open
I home drunk, make crank calls
To Queens and Hoboken
But college is like Salem, all these be so smokin'
If you're thinking that I'm
Then I'm thinking that jokin'!
I gotta share my bunk with this chump
Calls this a dump says, "You've been through all my stuff,
I you'd go to Hell." I say, "Hey that's where I'm from!"
Blasts Death Cab and he's too emo to get crunk
I was a nice boss down in Paradise Lost
I had very nice bling my minions mind floss
To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very high
Gotta go do some with that ho... Kate Moss!

REPEAT
MC Chris: Lars causing laughter
you call yourself a rapper, dude,
How Dead Milkman albums
Are there named after
I always got beer. I always got weed. Best ever.
If you'd ask me!