Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! to Mirrielees orientation.
My Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today,
we'll be into our dorms and building community.
So go get your keys from the main office, back, and
Get ready to your roommates... alright?

He was the roommate Hell!
He was the from Hell!

MC Lars: was my roommate, so junior year was Hell
He lacked social and had a pungent smell
When your roommate is the devil, it can be extremely
Putting posters on the wall, of and Nickelback
Until the break of dawn he'd be mutilating
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I can't have girls over the dorm smells like sterno
did room 56 become Dante's inferno?
He likes death and destruction, I like and art,
He likes holding down and reading Jean Paul Sartre
While I'm going to class my notes
He's eating baby and sacrificing goats
He the freshman girls into eating apples
Holding masses down at the Campus Chapel
Should have never in, wish I were dead
Should have found a place off campus on Craig's List

He was the roommate from Hell. His was Lucifer
Someone call a priest. And bring the
He was the roommate from Hell. his pitchfork in my bed
I'm in a satanic panic. 'Cause he is messing with my

MC Chris: Yo, pass that balloon of helium over here, yo.
Lars: Okay, but wait, that's too much!
MC Chris: Boy you need a
Not my fault we're
You geek out Beakman's World,
I dig on World of
You're thinking that I'm riff raff, on a dishrag
I am a player, play Slayer then I kick back
I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain
I come home drunk, make crank
To Queens and Hoboken
But college is like Salem, all bitches be so smokin'
If thinking that I'm leaving
Then I'm thinking that jokin'!
I share my bunk with this post-punk chump
this place a dump says, "You've been through all my stuff,
I you'd go to Hell." I say, "Hey that's where I'm from!"
Death Cab and Devo he's too emo to get crunk
I was a very nice boss in Paradise Lost
I had very nice 'cause my minions mind floss
To hell with college, this is at a very high cost
Gotta go do some blow with ho... Kate Moss!

REPEAT
MC Chris: Lars you're laughter
you call yourself a rapper, dude,
How many Dead Milkman
Are there after you?
I always got beer. I got weed. Best roommate ever.
If you'd ask me!