Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to orientation.
My name's Nate, and be your RA for this year. Today,
be moving into our dorms and building community.
So go get your from the main office, come back, and
Get ready to meet your roommates...

He was the from Hell!
He was the from Hell!

MC Satan was my roommate, so junior year was Hell
He lacked skills and had a pungent smell
your roommate is the devil, it can be extremely whack
Putting posters on the wall, of and Nickelback
Until the break of he'd be mutilating sheep
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I can't have over when the dorm smells like sterno
When did room 56 Dante's inferno?
He likes death and destruction, I radio and art,
He likes down Christians and reading Jean Paul Sartre
While I'm going to studying my notes
He's eating baby fetuses and goats
He the freshman girls into eating apples
black masses down at the Campus Chapel
Should have never moved in, I were dead
Should have found a place off campus on Craig's instead

He was the roommate Hell. His name was Lucifer
call a priest. And bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell. Leaves his in my bed
I'm in a satanic panic. 'Cause he is with my head

MC Chris: Yo, pass that giant balloon of over here, yo.
Okay, but wait, Satan that's too much!
MC Chris: Boy you a bitch
Not my fault mismatched
You geek out Beakman's World,
I dig on of WitchCraft
You're thinking I'm riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am just a player, Slayer then I kick back
I I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open
I home drunk, make crank calls
To Queens and then
But college is like Salem, all these be so smokin'
If thinking that I'm leaving
Then I'm that you're jokin'!
I gotta share my bunk with this post-punk
Calls place a dump says, "You've been through all my stuff,
I wish you'd go to Hell." I say, "Hey where I'm from!"
Death Cab and Devo he's too emo to get crunk
I was a very boss down in Paradise Lost
I had very nice bling my minions mind floss
To with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost
Gotta go do some blow with that ho... Moss!

REPEAT
MC Lars you're causing laughter
When you yourself a rapper, dude,
How many Milkman albums
Are there named you?
I got beer. I always got weed. Best roommate ever.
If you'd ask me!