Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to orientation.
My Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today,
be moving into our dorms and building community.
So go get your keys from the main office, back, and
Get ready to your roommates... alright?

He was the roommate Hell!
He was the from Hell!

MC Satan was my roommate, so junior year was Hell
He lacked skills and had a pungent smell
your roommate is the devil, it can be extremely whack
Putting posters on the wall, of Trapt and
the break of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I can't have girls over when the dorm smells like
did room 56 become Dante's inferno?
He likes and destruction, I like radio and art,
He likes holding down and reading Jean Paul Sartre
While I'm going to class studying my
He's eating fetuses and sacrificing goats
He tricks the girls into eating apples
Holding masses down at the Campus Chapel
Should have never moved in, wish I were
have found a place off campus on Craig's List instead

He was the roommate Hell. His name was Lucifer
call a priest. And bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell. his pitchfork in my bed
I'm in a panic. 'Cause he is messing with my head

MC Chris: Yo, pass that balloon of helium over here, yo.
Lars: Okay, but wait, that's too much!
MC Boy you need a bitch
Not my fault we're
You geek out Beakman's World,
I dig on World of
You're thinking I'm riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am just a player, play Slayer then I back
I know I reek of sulfur, leave the curtain open
I come drunk, make crank calls
To and then Hoboken
But college is like Salem, all bitches be so smokin'
If you're thinking that I'm
Then I'm that you're jokin'!
I gotta share my bunk this post-punk chump
Calls this place a dump says, "You've been all my stuff,
I wish you'd go to Hell." I say, "Hey that's I'm from!"
Death Cab and Devo he's too emo to get crunk
I was a very nice boss down in Lost
I had very nice bling 'cause my minions floss
To hell college, this is knowledge at a very high cost
go do some blow with that ho... Kate Moss!

REPEAT
MC Chris: Lars you're causing
you call yourself a rapper, dude,
How many Dead albums
Are there after you?
I always got beer. I got weed. Best roommate ever.
If you'd ask me!