Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! to Mirrielees orientation.
My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for year. Today,
we'll be moving into our dorms and community.
So go get your keys the main office, come back, and
Get ready to your roommates... alright?

He was the roommate Hell!
He was the roommate Hell!

MC Lars: Satan was my roommate, so year was Hell
He social skills and had a pungent smell
When your roommate is the devil, it can be extremely
Putting on the wall, of Trapt and Nickelback
Until the break of he'd be mutilating sheep
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I have girls over when the dorm smells like sterno
did room 56 become Dante's inferno?
He death and destruction, I like radio and art,
He likes holding down Christians and Jean Paul Sartre
While I'm going to class studying my
He's eating baby fetuses and goats
He tricks the freshman girls into apples
Holding masses down at the Campus Chapel
Should have moved in, wish I were dead
have found a place off campus on Craig's List instead

He was the roommate from Hell. His name was
Someone a priest. And bring the crucifer
He was the roommate Hell. Leaves his pitchfork in my bed
I'm in a panic. 'Cause he is messing with my head

MC Chris: Yo, that giant balloon of helium over here, yo.
Okay, but wait, Satan that's too much!
MC Chris: Boy you need a
Not my fault we're
You geek out Beakman's World,
I dig on of WitchCraft
You're thinking I'm riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am just a player, play Slayer I kick back
I I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open
I come home drunk, crank calls
To and then Hoboken
But college is Salem, all these bitches be so smokin'
If you're that I'm leaving
I'm thinking that you're jokin'!
I gotta share my bunk this post-punk chump
Calls this a dump says, "You've been through all my stuff,
I wish go to Hell." I say, "Hey that's where I'm from!"
Blasts Death Cab and Devo he's too emo to get
I was a very nice down in Paradise Lost
I had very bling 'cause my minions mind floss
To hell with college, this is knowledge at a high cost
Gotta go do some blow that ho... Kate Moss!

REPEAT
MC Chris: you're causing laughter
you call yourself a rapper, dude,
How Dead Milkman albums
Are there after you?
I always got beer. I got weed. Best roommate ever.
If you'd ask me!