Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to orientation.
My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for year. Today,
we'll be moving into our dorms and community.
So go get keys from the main office, come back, and
Get ready to meet roommates... alright?

He was the from Hell!
He was the from Hell!

MC Satan was my roommate, so junior year was Hell
He lacked skills and had a pungent smell
When your roommate is the devil, it can be whack
Putting on the wall, of Trapt and Nickelback
the break of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I can't have over when the dorm smells like sterno
did room 56 become Dante's inferno?
He likes death and destruction, I like and art,
He likes holding Christians and reading Jean Paul Sartre
I'm going to class studying my notes
He's eating baby and sacrificing goats
He tricks the girls into eating apples
Holding black masses down at the Campus
have never moved in, wish I were dead
Should have found a off campus on Craig's List instead

He was the from Hell. His name was Lucifer
Someone a priest. And bring the crucifer
He was the roommate Hell. Leaves his pitchfork in my bed
I'm in a satanic panic. 'Cause he is with my head

MC Chris: Yo, pass that giant of helium over here, yo.
Lars: Okay, but wait, Satan too much!
MC Chris: Boy you need a
Not my fault we're
You geek out Beakman's World,
I dig on World of
You're thinking I'm riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am a player, play Slayer then I kick back
I know I of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open
I come home drunk, make calls
To Queens and Hoboken
But is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin'
If you're that I'm leaving
Then I'm thinking that jokin'!
I gotta share my with this post-punk chump
this place a dump says, "You've been through all my stuff,
I wish go to Hell." I say, "Hey that's where I'm from!"
Blasts Cab and Devo he's too emo to get crunk
I was a very nice boss in Paradise Lost
I had very bling 'cause my minions mind floss
To hell with college, this is at a very high cost
Gotta go do some blow with ho... Kate Moss!

CHORUS
MC Chris: Lars you're causing
When you call a rapper, dude,
How Dead Milkman albums
Are there named you?
I always got beer. I always got weed. Best ever.
If you'd ask me!