Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to orientation.
My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for year. Today,
we'll be moving into our dorms and community.
So go get keys from the main office, come back, and
Get ready to your roommates... alright?

He was the from Hell!
He was the from Hell!

MC Lars: Satan was my roommate, so junior was Hell
He lacked social and had a pungent smell
When roommate is the devil, it can be extremely whack
Putting posters on the wall, of and Nickelback
the break of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I can't have girls over when the smells like sterno
When did room 56 Dante's inferno?
He likes and destruction, I like radio and art,
He likes holding down Christians and Jean Paul Sartre
While I'm going to class studying my
eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats
He tricks the girls into eating apples
Holding masses down at the Campus Chapel
Should have never in, wish I were dead
Should have found a place off campus on Craig's instead

He was the roommate Hell. His name was Lucifer
call a priest. And bring the crucifer
He was the from Hell. Leaves his pitchfork in my bed
I'm in a satanic panic. 'Cause he is with my head

MC Yo, pass that giant balloon of helium over here, yo.
Lars: Okay, but wait, that's too much!
MC Chris: Boy you need a
Not my we're mismatched
You geek out over World,
I dig on of WitchCraft
thinking that I'm riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am a player, play Slayer then I kick back
I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain
I come home drunk, make crank
To Queens and Hoboken
But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so
If you're thinking I'm leaving
Then I'm thinking you're jokin'!
I gotta share my bunk with post-punk chump
this place a dump says, "You've been through all my stuff,
I wish you'd go to Hell." I say, "Hey where I'm from!"
Blasts Death Cab and Devo too emo to get crunk
I was a very nice boss down in Paradise
I had very nice bling 'cause my minions mind
To hell college, this is knowledge at a very high cost
Gotta go do some with that ho... Kate Moss!

CHORUS
MC Chris: Lars you're laughter
When you yourself a rapper, dude,
How many Dead Milkman
Are there after you?
I always got beer. I always got weed. roommate ever.
If you'd ask me!