Luyện nghe bài hát The Roomate From Hell

Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to orientation.
My Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year. Today,
we'll be moving into our and building community.
So go get your from the main office, come back, and
Get ready to meet your roommates...

He was the roommate Hell!
He was the from Hell!

MC Lars: Satan was my roommate, so year was Hell
He lacked social skills and had a smell
When your roommate is the devil, it can be whack
posters on the wall, of Trapt and Nickelback
Until the of dawn he'd be mutilating sheep
"It's 4 a.m. Satan, can you go to sleep?"
I have girls over when the dorm smells like sterno
did room 56 become Dante's inferno?
He death and destruction, I like radio and art,
He likes down Christians and reading Jean Paul Sartre
While I'm going to class studying my
He's eating baby fetuses and goats
He tricks the freshman into eating apples
Holding black masses down at the Chapel
Should have never moved in, wish I dead
Should have found a place off on Craig's List instead

He was the from Hell. His name was Lucifer
call a priest. And bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell. Leaves his in my bed
I'm in a satanic panic. he is messing with my head

MC Chris: Yo, pass that giant balloon of helium here, yo.
Lars: Okay, but wait, Satan too much!
MC Boy you need a bitch
Not my we're mismatched
You geek out Beakman's World,
I dig on of WitchCraft
You're thinking that I'm riff raff, on a dishrag
I am just a player, play Slayer then I back
I know I reek of sulfur, leave the curtain open
I come home drunk, crank calls
To Queens and then
But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so
If you're that I'm leaving
Then I'm thinking you're jokin'!
I gotta share my bunk this post-punk chump
Calls this place a says, "You've been through all my stuff,
I wish go to Hell." I say, "Hey that's where I'm from!"
Blasts Death Cab and Devo he's too emo to get
I was a very nice boss down in Paradise
I had very nice bling 'cause my minions mind
To hell with college, is knowledge at a very high cost
Gotta go do some blow with ho... Kate Moss!

CHORUS
MC Chris: Lars you're laughter
When you yourself a rapper, dude,
How many Milkman albums
Are there named you?
I got beer. I always got weed. Best roommate ever.
If you'd ask me!