Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your please?
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat will the Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem

Y'all act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, first get divorced
her over furniture
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's in my basement (ha ha)
women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than what's going on in parent's bedrooms
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's is.
Of course they gonna know intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith don't cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too.
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't even me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on on M-T-V
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a head to listen to
'Cause I'm giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I don't gotta be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting.
Pinching asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every single person is a Slim Shady he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess there's a Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up