Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem

Y'all act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know
Flippin' the you who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So I've been sent to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I don't be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going I'm thirty
be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
on your onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up