Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're going to have a problem

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass than before, they first get divorced
her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so though"
Yea I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So been sent here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck me, who dress like me
Walk, and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a head to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you about with your friends
Inside living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm
I'll be the only person in the home flirting.
nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his down and system up
So the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up