Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention
May I have your please?
the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a here

Y'all act like you seen a white person before
all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know
the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than what's going on in parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you just give it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you like I feel I got the antidote.
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too.
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
Little put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the whole world how you Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me, who don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a head trip to to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with friends
Inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I don't gotta be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at King
on your onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be your mind and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up