Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have your please?
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady stand up?
going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, first get divorced
Throwing her furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't just say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm of him
at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky you just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Will Smith don't cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear 'em over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on on M-T-V
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up

I'm a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with friends
your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just shit it better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, funny
'Cause at the I'm going when I'm thirty
be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he be workin' at Burger King
on your onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to be your mind and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Haha, I guess there's a Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up