Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to a problem here

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, first get divorced
Throwing her furniture
the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky you might just it a little kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue who she gave head to first.
Little put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave V.D.
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up

I'm like a head trip to to
'Cause I'm only you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I don't be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with
And I'm jerking, but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck his windows down and system up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up