Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat the real Slim Shady please stand up?
going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they get divorced
her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't just say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than what's on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you like I feel I got the antidote.
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on on M-T-V
"Yeah he's but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me, who don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it might be the next best thing,
But not me

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

I'm like a head trip to to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke with your friends
your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I don't be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm
I'll be the only person in the home flirting.
Pinching nurses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger
Spitten on your rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up