Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Shady please stand up?
going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky you just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a women's is.
Of course they gonna what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too.
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
stand up

I'm like a head to listen to
I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger
Spitten on your rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim in all of us,
it,
Let's all up