Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I your attention please?
May I your attention please?
the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Shady please stand up?
We're going to a problem here

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse before, they first get divorced
Throwing her furniture
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my (ha ha)
women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't
We nothing but mammals,
Well of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let stand me.
"But Slim what if you win it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear 'em argue over who she gave to first.
bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think married to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy all you do is annoy me
So been sent here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up

I'm like a trip to listen to
'Cause I'm giving you, things you joke about with your friends
your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single person is a Slim lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up