Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have your please?
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a here

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
her over furniture
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm of him
Look at him, around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in parent's bedrooms
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's is.
Of course gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just be the next best thing,
But not me

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

I'm a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke with your friends
your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you to admit it (rip)
I shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going I'm thirty
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be at Burger King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his down and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up