Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your please?
May I have your attention
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Shady please stand up?
We're to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't just say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you what
the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky you just give it a little kiss
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no reason a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And hear 'em argue who she gave head to first.
bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up

I'm like a head trip to to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke with your friends
your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, funny
'Cause at the rate I'm when I'm thirty
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every single person is a Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up