Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your please?
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim please stand up?
We're going to have a problem

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, around grabbing his you know what
the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's
Sometimes I want to get on TV and let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And hear 'em over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So I've been sent here to you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

I'm a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with friends
Inside your living
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I don't gotta be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, funny
at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting.
Pinching asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his down and system up
So will the real Shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim in all of us,
it,
Let's all up