Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I your attention please?
May I have your attention
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I give a about a Grammy?
Half of you can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next thing,
But not me

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

I'm a head trip to listen to
I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting.
nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to be your mind and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim in all of us,
it,
Let's all up