Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim please stand up?
going to have a problem here

Y'all act you never seen a white person before
all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know
the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
Little put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the whole world how you Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So I've been sent here to you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke with your friends
your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off Jergens
And I'm jerking, but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up