Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a here

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get
Throwing her furniture
the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but so cute though"
Yea I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a head to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with friends
Inside your room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, funny
'Cause at the rate I'm when I'm thirty
be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his down and system up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim in all of us,
it,
Let's all up