Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I your attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat will the Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a here

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you what
Flippin' the you who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect them not to know a women's clitoris is.
Of course they know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too.
You think I give a about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Durst
And 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on on M-T-V
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me, who just don't a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a trip to listen to
I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing flirting.
Pinching nurses asses I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up