Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're going to have a problem

Y'all act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you know what
the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parent's bedrooms
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little
And that's the message that we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know a women's clitoris is.
Of course gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no reason a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears.
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em over who she gave head to first.
Little put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with friends
Inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I don't gotta be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going I'm thirty
I'll be the person in the nursing home flirting.
nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at King
Spitten on onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his down and system up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up