Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention
May I have attention please?
the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're to have a problem here

Y'all act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get
her over furniture
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you know what
Flippin' the you who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky you might just it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a women's clitoris is.
Of they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then there's no that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
Little put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a head to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you about with your friends
your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the I'm going when I'm thirty
be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't
And every person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his down and system up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Slim in all of us,
it,
Let's all up