Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your please?
May I have attention please?
Will the Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're going to a problem here

Y'all act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just in the door
whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you know what
the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't
We nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too.
You I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So I've been sent here to you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a trip to listen to
'Cause I'm giving you, things you joke about with your friends
your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I don't gotta be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like Valiums, it's funny
at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
on your onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and up
So the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Haha, I there's a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up