Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're going to have a here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they get divorced
Throwing her furniture
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel I feel I got the antidote.
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave to first.
bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So I've sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
Please up,
Please up

I'm like a head to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about your friends
your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I don't gotta be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going I'm thirty
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at King
Spitten on your onion
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his down and system up
So the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up