Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention
May I have your please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat the real Slim Shady please stand up?
going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you seen a white person before
all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, first get divorced
Throwing her furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, kidding,
He just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so though"
Yea I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in parent's bedrooms
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little
And that's the that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open cantaloupes.
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let stand me.
"But what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave to first.
bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I download her audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is me
So I've sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up

I'm like a trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your
Inside your living
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of y'all
And I don't be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's
'Cause at the rate I'm when I'm thirty
be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
on your onion rings
Or in the lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be outta your and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess there's a Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up