Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem

Y'all act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, first get divorced
Throwing her furniture
the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so him and fuck you too.
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let stand me.
"But Slim if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear 'em argue over who she head to first.
Little put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

I'm like a head to listen to
'Cause I'm giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums Valiums, it's funny
at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be at Burger King
Spitten on your rings
Or in the lot circling,
I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to be your mind and outta control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
stand up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up