Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Slim Shady

May I have your please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please up?
I repeat will the real Slim please stand up?
We're going to a problem here

act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get
her over furniture
It's the of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre
you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to kids
And them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals,
Well of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man elope
But if you like I feel I got the antidote.
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too.
You think I give a damn a Grammy?
of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win it be weird?"
So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on
"Yeah he's cute but I he's married to Kim, he he"
I should her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you Eminem V.D.
I'm sick of you little and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been here to destroy you
And there's a of us just like me
Who like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not me

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up

I'm like a head trip to to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you about with your friends
Inside living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out
you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the I'm going when I'm thirty
be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single person is a Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your rings
Or in the lot circling,
I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
stand up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please up,
stand up,
Please up

'Cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please up,
Please up

Haha, I guess a Slim Shady in all of us,
it,
Let's all up