Parody of "The Slim Shady" originally performed by Eminem May I have your repentance May I have repentance please? Will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? I repeat ... you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? gonna have to prophet here Y'all act like you seen a nice person before You hope in the Lord Your tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' searchin' cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know you're goin' eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livin's above man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them agains' Walkin' around if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, got a couple of you who think I lack proof But no than what's goin' on in America's classrooms I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth But can't -- but the school can me we come from evolution "My was a fish -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as well forget sin!" And that's the message that we to little kids And them not to question on their own if God exists Of they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake By the time hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and don't they? We ain't examples Well some of the scandals are by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason that you can't get another and believe But if you a slight chill -- I got the anti-freeze is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's free I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, It's a wonder He saved me and just didn't me So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Yes, I've been crazy, yes, been real shady wanted Him to save me, but just didn't say it So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Will Smith don't discuss the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I give a if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies won't look at me, let alone stare at me But J., if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you reject Christ just to fit with your peers So you can live in fear for the 60 years This ain't better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us dearly death first And when that part is over if you ain't saved it even worse chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's when they know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how need born again to be free I'm singin' you little girls and boys All you do is me Though I have sent here to inform you And there's a million of us just like me you like me Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just sweet You Saul in Acts 9:3 You might see you're just like him -- You're not fightin' me I've sinned greatly, but He still saved me From a hundred and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned me, yet I've been healed lately God the Father forgave me from with Satan So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up I'm a breath mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in your with my religious group The only is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be -- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a and read it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny Cause at the place I'm goin' when I'm I'll see the only in the world I know who's worthy He's the first and and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus that but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single needs a sin savior urgently You could be on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery Or part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians down "It's just a crutch" So if still waiting please stand up Cause this wonderful singer's time is up And it's time to get off behind and out of the row Come on -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I guess a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up