Luyện nghe bài hát The Real Sin Savior

Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem
May I your repentance please?
May I have your please?
Will you Him "Save me" and please stand up?
I repeat ... will you Him "Save me" and please stand up?
We're have to prophet here
Y'all act like you never seen a nice person
You oughta in the Lord
Your panting tongue is thirstin' for more
You started lookin' around searchin' cause
Uncertain you're sure you know you're goin' eternally
If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning
We couldn't get saved with the we did, can we?
And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin
It costs you
Ha Ha Heavenly livin's every man
"Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy!
I'm of them 'born agains'
Walkin' around if you know God speakin' of You Know Who
Yeah, but no proof though"
Yeah, probably got a couple of you who I lack proof
But no worse than what's on in America's classrooms
I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth
But can't -- but the school can me we come from evolution
"My mama was a fish -- my was a fish"
"And if monkeys you might as well forget original sin!"
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect them not to question on their own if God
Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's
By the time they hit grade
They got the Bunny and Santa don't they?
We ain't examples
Well some of the scandals are by people posin' as evangelists
But if loved His enemies and Pharisees
Then there's no reason you can't get another chance and believe
But if you a slight chill -- I got the anti-freeze
This is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's
I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real,
a wonder He saved me and just didn't hate me
So you tell Him "Save me"
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Yes, I've been crazy, yes, been real shady
wanted Him to save me, but just didn't say it
So you tell Him "Save me"
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian to salvation
Well, I do -- it him and affects you too
You think I give a care if he my parodies
Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let stare at me
But J., what if we pray? Wouldn't we be
Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers
So you can live in fear for the 60 years
This ain't imaginary better get
The price of sin yes it us dearly with death first
And when that part is if you ain't saved it gets even worse
Little chance put me now on MTV
Yeah, true, but I think he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree!
I said now's when oughta know and John 3:3
It shows the whole how they need born again to be free
I'm singin' you girls and boys spoofs
All you do is me
I have been sent here to inform you
And there's a of us just like me you judge like me
Were just triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet
You watch in Acts 9:3
You just might see just like him -- You're not fightin' me
I've greatly, but Christ He still saved me
From a hundred temptations and death, sin and
So you tell Him "Save me"
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've healed lately
God the Father forgave me from messin' Satan
So won't you Him "Save me"
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm givin' you
Things you about in your head with my religious group
The difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be -- the Book I quote has it all
I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you it you need it
As sure as I can see that better than 90 of you happen to doubt me
you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny
Cause at the I'm goin' when I'm buried
I'll see the person in the world I know who's worthy
He's the first and and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst
And I'm a jerk and Jesus that but my braggin' wasn't workin'
And every person needs a sin savior urgently
You could be working on a or sittin' in a nunnery
Or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I sin that much"
Puttin' Christians sayin' "It's just a crutch"
So if you're still waiting stand up
Cause this wonderful time is eaten up
And it's time to get off your and out of the row
on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know?

I guess there's a sin Savior for all of us - all stand up