Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" originally by Eminem May I have repentance please? May I your repentance please? Will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please up? We're gonna have to prophet Y'all act like you never seen a nice before You oughta in the Lord Your tongue is just thirstin' for more You started around searchin' cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' If you to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning We couldn't get saved with the we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is a grave sin It costs you Ha Ha Heavenly livin's above man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them agains' around askin' if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, got a couple of you who think I lack proof But no worse than what's goin' on in classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and spread the truth But can't -- but the can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a -- my mama was a fish" "And if monkeys you might as well forget original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to little And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course gonna wonder if the Lord's fake By the they hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and don't they? We ain't examples Well some of the scandals are by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus loved His and Pharisees there's no reason that you can't get another chance and believe But if you a slight chill -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a -- it's important and it's free I've greatly, but Christ's for real, baby It's a He saved me and just didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Yes, I've been crazy, yes, I've been shady wanted Him to save me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You I give a care if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies even look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we Wouldn't we be weird? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers So you can live in fear for the next 60 This ain't imaginary better get The of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first And that part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse Little chance put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the -- ree ree! I now's when they oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how they need born again to be I'm singin' you little girls and boys All you do is me Though I have been sent here to you And there's a million of us just me you judge like me Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite You watch Saul in 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- You're not me sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a hundred temptations and death, sin and So you tell Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet been healed lately God the Father forgave me from messin' Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in your head with my group The only is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to me you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny Cause at the I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the person in the world I know who's worthy He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every person needs a sin savior urgently You could be working on a burglary or sittin' in a Or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin much" Puttin' Christians down "It's just a crutch" So if you're still please stand up Cause wonderful singer's time is eaten up And time to get off your behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is your -- how do I know? I guess a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up