Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I your repentance please? May I have your repentance Will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? I repeat ... you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're have to prophet here Y'all act you never seen a nice person before You hope in the Lord Your tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' searchin' cause you're you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning We get saved with the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a sin It costs you Ha Ha livin's above every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them agains' Walkin' around askin' if you God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but there's no though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who I lack proof But no worse than what's goin' on in America's Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just the truth But can't -- but the school can me we come from evolution "My was a fish -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're you might as well forget original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to little And them not to question on their own if God exists Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's By the time hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and don't they? We shinin' examples Well some of the are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if loved His enemies and Pharisees Then no reason that you can't get another chance and believe But if you feel a slight chill -- I got the This is not a fantasy -- important and it's free I've greatly, but Christ's for real, baby It's a wonder He me and just didn't hate me So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, I've crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always wanted Him to me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I give a care if he likes my Half of you kiddies even look at me, let alone stare at me But J., if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit your peers So you can in fear for the next 60 years ain't imaginary better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us with death first And when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets worse Little chance put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the -- ree ree! I said now's they oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how need born again to be free I'm singin' you little and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I been sent here to inform you And there's a million of us just me you judge like me Were just like fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet You watch in Acts 9:3 You just might see you're like him -- You're not fightin' me I've sinned greatly, but He still saved me From a hundred temptations and death, sin and So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet been healed lately God the Father me from messin' with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up I'm a breath mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in your head with my religious The only difference is I got the to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be -- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up values I tell you it's funny Cause at the place I'm goin' when I'm I'll see the only person in the world I who's worthy He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single person needs a sin savior You be working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery Or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin much" Puttin' Christians down "It's just a crutch" So if still waiting please stand up Cause this wonderful time is eaten up And it's to get off your behind and out of the row Come on -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I guess a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up