Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" originally performed by May I have your please? May I have your please? Will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? I repeat ... will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're gonna have to prophet Y'all act like you never a nice person before You hope in the Lord Your panting tongue is thirstin' for more You started lookin' around cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know where goin' eternally If you to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a sin It you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livin's above man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm of them 'born agains' Walkin' askin' if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack But no than what's goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I get on TV and just spread the truth But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from "My was a fish -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as well original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to kids And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's By the they hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and don't they? We ain't shinin' Well some of the scandals are caused by posin' as evangelists But if loved His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason that you can't get another and believe But if you feel a slight chill -- I got the This is not a fantasy -- it's and it's free I've greatly, but Christ's for real, baby It's a wonder He saved me and didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Yes, I've been crazy, yes, I've been shady Always Him to save me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Will Smith don't discuss the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I give a if he likes my parodies Half of you won't even look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with peers So you can live in fear for the next 60 This ain't better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death And when that part is over if you ain't it gets even worse Little chance put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd all the kids -- ree ree! I said when they oughta know and John 3:3 It the whole world how they need born again to be free I'm you little girls and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I have sent here to inform you And there's a million of us like me you judge like me Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're quite sweet You Saul in Acts 9:3 You might see you're just like him -- You're not fightin' me I've greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a hundred and death, sin and Hades So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Yes, my shamed me, yet I've been healed lately God the Father forgave me from messin' with So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up I'm like a breath you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in head with my religious group The difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be Paul -- the I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up their I tell you it's funny at the place I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the only person in the world I know who's He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't And every single person a sin savior urgently You could be working on a or sittin' in a nunnery Or part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's a crutch" So if you're waiting please stand up Cause this wonderful singer's is eaten up And it's to get off your behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is your -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all up