Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I your repentance please? May I have repentance please? you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? I ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're have to prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice person You oughta hope in the panting tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' around searchin' cause you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally If you to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha livin's above every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them 'born Walkin' around if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, got a couple of you who think I lack proof But no than what's goin' on in America's classrooms I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth But -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a fish -- my was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as well original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to little And expect them not to question on their own if God Of course they're gonna if the Lord's fake By the they hit fourth grade They got the Bunny and Santa don't they? We shinin' examples Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as But if Jesus His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason that you can't get another and believe But if you a slight chill -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's I've sinned greatly, but for real, baby It's a wonder He saved me and just hate me So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Yes, I've crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always wanted Him to me, but just didn't say it So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian to salvation Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You think I give a care if he my parodies Half of you kiddies won't look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we pray? Wouldn't we be Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with peers So you can in fear for the next 60 years This ain't better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with first And when part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse Little they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think scare all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's when they oughta and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how need born again to be free I'm you little girls and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I have been here to inform you And a million of us just like me you judge like me Were just like fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet You watch Saul in 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- not fightin' me I've greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a hundred and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Yes, my shamed me, yet I've been healed lately God the Father forgave me from messin' with So you tell Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath mint you to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in your head with my religious The only difference is I got the call to say it in of y'all And I don't be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better 90 percent of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids up their values I tell you it's funny Cause at the place I'm when I'm buried I'll see the person in the world I know who's worthy He's the and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every person needs a sin savior urgently You could be working on a or sittin' in a nunnery Or keepin' of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians sayin' "It's just a crutch" So if you're still waiting please up Cause this singer's time is eaten up And it's time to get off behind and out of the row on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin for all of us - Let's all stand up