Parody of "The Slim Shady" originally performed by Eminem May I have your please? May I have repentance please? Will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please up? We're have to prophet here Y'all act like you never a nice person before You oughta hope in the Your panting tongue is just for more You started lookin' around searchin' you're Uncertain you're sure you know you're goin' eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- you did is such a grave sin It costs you Ha Ha Heavenly livin's above man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them 'born Walkin' askin' if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but there's no though" Yeah, probably got a of you who think I lack proof But no than what's goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and spread the truth But can't -- but the can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a fish -- my was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as forget original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to little And them not to question on their own if God exists Of course they're wonder if the Lord's fake By the time they hit fourth got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they? We ain't examples Well some of the are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus loved His and Pharisees Then there's no reason that you can't get chance and believe But if you feel a slight chill -- I got the is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's free I've greatly, but Christ's for real, baby It's a wonder He saved me and just hate me So won't you Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, been crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always wanted Him to me, but just didn't say it So you tell Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up Will don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You think I give a care if he likes my Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let stare at me But J., if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys reject Christ to fit with your peers So you can live in fear for the 60 years ain't imaginary better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with first And when part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the -- ree ree! I said now's when they oughta know and 3:3 It shows the whole world how need born again to be free I'm you little girls and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I have sent here to inform you And there's a million of us just like me you like me Were just like triple fudge ice we're just quite sweet You watch in Acts 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- You're not me sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a temptations and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed God the Father forgave me messin' with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm givin' you Things you thought about in head with my religious group The only is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I has it all I just get out a Bible and it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to me Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you funny Cause at the I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the only in the world I know who's worthy He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the And I'm a and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single person needs a sin urgently You could be working on a burglary or sittin' in a Or keepin' of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians down "It's just a crutch" So if you're waiting please stand up Cause this wonderful singer's is eaten up And time to get off your behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is your chance -- how do I I guess there's a sin for all of us - Let's all stand up