Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I have your please? May I your repentance please? you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? I ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're gonna to prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice before You hope in the Lord Your panting is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' around searchin' you're Uncertain you're you know where you're goin' eternally If you to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha livin's above every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them 'born Walkin' around if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who I lack proof But no worse than what's goin' on in classrooms I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth But -- but the school can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you as well forget original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to kids And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course they're gonna wonder if the Lord's By the time they hit grade They got the Easter and Santa don't they? We ain't shinin' Well of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus loved His enemies and Then no reason that you can't get another chance and believe But if you feel a slight -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's I've greatly, but Christ's for real, baby It's a He saved me and just didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, been crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always Him to save me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I give a care if he my parodies of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with peers So you can in fear for the next 60 years ain't imaginary better get prepared The of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first And when that is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think scare all the kids -- ree ree! I now's when they oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how they need born again to be I'm singin' you girls and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I have sent here to inform you And there's a of us just like me you judge like me Were like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet You watch in Acts 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- not fightin' me I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still me From a hundred and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've healed lately God the forgave me from messin' with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in your head my religious group The only difference is I got the call to say it in front of And I don't gotta be Paul -- the I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you funny at the place I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the only person in the world I know worthy the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single person a sin savior urgently You could be working on a or sittin' in a nunnery Or part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's a crutch" So if still waiting please stand up Cause this wonderful time is eaten up And it's to get off your behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is your -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin for all of us - Let's all stand up