Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" originally by Eminem May I have your please? May I have your repentance Will you tell Him "Save me" and please up? I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please up? We're have to prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a person before You hope in the Lord Your tongue is just thirstin' for more You lookin' around searchin' cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know where you're eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livin's every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of 'born agains' Walkin' askin' if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, got a couple of you who think I lack proof But no worse than what's on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just the truth But can't -- but the can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a fish -- my was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as forget original sin!" And that's the message that we to little kids And expect not to question on their own if God exists Of they're gonna wonder if the Lord's fake By the they hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and don't they? We shinin' examples Well some of the scandals are caused by posin' as evangelists But if Jesus loved His enemies and there's no reason that you can't get another chance and believe But if you feel a slight -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's I've greatly, but Christ's for real, baby It's a wonder He saved me and didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, I've been crazy, yes, I've real shady Always Him to save me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Will Smith don't gotta the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You I give a care if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone at me But J., if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys reject just to fit with your peers So you can in fear for the next 60 years This ain't better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us with death first And when that is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse Little they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's when they oughta know and 3:3 It shows the whole world how they need born again to be I'm singin' you little girls and spoofs All you do is me Though I have been here to inform you And there's a million of us just me you judge like me Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're quite sweet You watch Saul in 9:3 You just see you're just like him -- You're not fightin' me I've greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a hundred and death, sin and Hades So you tell Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet been healed lately God the Father me from messin' with Satan So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up I'm a breath mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in head with my religious group The only difference is I got the call to say it in front of And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I you it's funny Cause at the place I'm when I'm buried I'll see the only person in the world I know worthy the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single person a sin savior urgently You could be working on a burglary or in a nunnery Or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I sin that much" Puttin' Christians down sayin' "It's a crutch" So if you're still waiting please up Cause this singer's time is eaten up And it's time to get off your and out of the row on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin Savior for all of us - all stand up