Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I have repentance please? May I have repentance please? Will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? I repeat ... will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? gonna have to prophet here Y'all act you never seen a nice person before You oughta in the Lord Your panting tongue is thirstin' for more You started lookin' around searchin' cause Uncertain you're sure you know where goin' eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning We couldn't get with the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livin's every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm of them 'born agains' Walkin' around askin' if you know God of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, got a couple of you who think I lack proof But no worse than goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the But can't -- but the can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a fish -- my was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as forget original sin!" And the message that we deliver to little kids And expect not to question on their own if God exists Of course they're gonna wonder if the fake By the time they hit grade They got the Easter Bunny and Santa they? We ain't shinin' Well of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus loved His enemies and Then there's no reason that you can't get another chance and But if you feel a slight -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a -- it's important and it's free I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, It's a He saved me and just didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, I've been crazy, yes, I've been shady Always Him to save me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I a care if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies even look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we pray? Wouldn't we be Why? Would you reject Christ just to fit with your peers So you can live in fear for the next 60 This imaginary better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us with death first And when part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse Little they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, true, but I think he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's when they know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how they born again to be free I'm singin' you little girls and spoofs All you do is me Though I have been here to inform you And there's a million of us like me you judge like me Were just like triple fudge ice cream; just quite sweet You watch Saul in 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- not fightin' me sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a temptations and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've healed lately God the Father forgave me messin' with Satan So won't you Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath you listen to but I'm only givin' you you thought about in your head with my religious group The only difference is I got the call to say it in front of And I gotta be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up their I tell you it's funny at the place I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the only person in the I know who's worthy He's the first and last and I'm J. I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' workin' And every person needs a sin savior urgently You could be working on a burglary or sittin' in a Or keepin' of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Christians down sayin' "It's just a crutch" So if still waiting please stand up this wonderful singer's time is eaten up And it's time to get off your and out of the row Come on -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I guess a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up