Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" originally performed by May I have repentance please? May I have repentance please? you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? I repeat ... will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're gonna have to prophet Y'all act like you never seen a nice before You oughta in the Lord Your panting tongue is just for more You started lookin' around searchin' cause Uncertain you're sure you where you're goin' eternally If you to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're sinning We get saved with the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a sin It you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livin's every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm of them 'born agains' Walkin' around askin' if you know God speakin' of You Who Yeah, but there's no though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack But no worse than what's goin' on in classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just the truth But can't -- but the school can tell me we come evolution "My mama was a -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as well original sin!" And that's the message we deliver to little kids And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course they're gonna wonder if the fake By the time hit fourth grade They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't We shinin' examples Well some of the scandals are caused by posin' as evangelists But if loved His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason that you can't get another chance and But if you a slight chill -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- it's and it's free I've sinned greatly, but for real, baby It's a wonder He me and just didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Yes, I've crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always wanted Him to me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian to salvation Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You think I give a care if he likes my Half of you kiddies even look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys Christ just to fit with your peers So you can live in fear for the 60 years This imaginary better get prepared The of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first And when that part is over if you ain't saved it even worse chance they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the -- ree ree! I said now's they oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole how they need born again to be free I'm singin' you girls and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I have been here to inform you And there's a million of us just like me you like me just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet You watch in Acts 9:3 You just see you're just like him -- You're not fightin' me sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me From a hundred temptations and death, sin and So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed God the Father forgave me from with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm givin' you Things you thought about in your head my religious group The difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I has it all I get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it As as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up their I tell you it's funny Cause at the I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the only person in the I know who's worthy He's the first and last and I'm J. I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single person a sin savior urgently You be working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery Or keepin' part of the law screamin' "I don't sin that much" Christians down sayin' "It's just a crutch" So if still waiting please stand up Cause this singer's time is eaten up And time to get off your behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is chance -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all up