Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" originally by Eminem May I have your repentance May I have your repentance Will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? I repeat ... will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're gonna to prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice before You oughta hope in the panting tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' around cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know where you're eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're We get saved with the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha livin's above every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm of them 'born agains' Walkin' around askin' if you know God of You Know Who Yeah, but there's no though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I proof But no worse than goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and spread the truth But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from "My mama was a -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you as well forget original sin!" And that's the that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course gonna wonder if the Lord's fake By the time they hit grade They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't We shinin' examples Well some of the are caused by people posin' as evangelists But if loved His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason you can't get another chance and believe But if you feel a chill -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- it's important and free I've sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, It's a wonder He me and just didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, I've crazy, yes, I've been real shady wanted Him to save me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I a care if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone at me But J., what if we Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys Christ just to fit with your peers So you can live in for the next 60 years This ain't imaginary better get The price of sin yes it costs us with death first And when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets worse Little chance put me now on MTV Yeah, true, but I think he'd scare all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's when oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how they need again to be free I'm you little girls and boys spoofs All you do is me Though I have been sent here to you And there's a million of us just like me you judge me Were just triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet You watch in Acts 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- You're not me I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still me From a hundred and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been lately God the Father forgave me from with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up I'm like a mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you about in your head with my religious group The difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be Paul -- the I quote has it all I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you it you need it As as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny Cause at the place I'm when I'm buried I'll see the person in the world I know who's worthy He's the first and last and I'm J. I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single person needs a sin urgently You could be working on a or sittin' in a nunnery Or keepin' of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians down "It's just a crutch" So if you're waiting please stand up Cause wonderful singer's time is eaten up And it's to get off your behind and out of the row Come on down -- now is your -- how do I know? I guess a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up