Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I your repentance please? May I have repentance please? Will you tell Him "Save me" and please up? I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? We're gonna have to here Y'all act like you never seen a nice before You hope in the Lord Your tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' around searchin' cause Uncertain you're sure you know where you're goin' If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, sinning We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It you salvation Ha Ha Heavenly livin's every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of 'born agains' Walkin' around askin' if you know God speakin' of You Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I proof But no worse than goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and spread the truth But can't -- but the can tell me we come from evolution "My mama was a fish -- my was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as well original sin!" And that's the message that we deliver to kids And expect not to question on their own if God exists Of course they're wonder if the Lord's fake By the they hit fourth grade They got the Easter and Santa don't they? We ain't shinin' Well some of the scandals are by people posin' as evangelists But if Jesus His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason that you can't get another chance and But if you feel a slight chill -- I got the is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's free I've sinned greatly, but for real, baby It's a wonder He me and just didn't hate me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, been crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always Him to save me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Will don't gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You think I give a care if he my parodies Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let alone at me But J., what if we pray? we be weird? Why? Would you reject Christ just to fit with your peers So you can in fear for the next 60 years This imaginary better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us dearly death first And when part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse Little they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's when oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how they need born to be free I'm singin' you little girls and boys All you do is me Though I have been sent here to you And a million of us just like me you judge like me Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite You Saul in Acts 9:3 You might see you're just like him -- You're not fightin' me I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still me a hundred temptations and death, sin and Hades So you tell Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed God the Father forgave me from with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" Please up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in your head with my group The only difference is I got the call to say it in of y'all And I don't be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a and read it and whether you like it you need it As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I you it's funny Cause at the place I'm goin' I'm buried I'll see the only person in the world I know who's He's the first and and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and knows that but my braggin' wasn't workin' And every single person needs a sin savior You be working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery Or part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' down sayin' "It's just a crutch" So if you're still waiting please up this wonderful singer's time is eaten up And time to get off your behind and out of the row on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I guess there's a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all up