Parody of "The Slim Shady" originally performed by Eminem May I have your please? May I your repentance please? Will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? I repeat ... will you tell Him "Save me" and stand up? We're gonna have to here Y'all act like you never a nice person before You oughta in the Lord Your panting tongue is thirstin' for more You lookin' around searchin' cause you're you're sure you know where you're goin' eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're We couldn't get with the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. says -- nothing you did is such a sin It costs you Ha Ha Heavenly above every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm of them 'born agains' around askin' if you know God speakin' of You Know Who Yeah, but there's no though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I proof But no worse what's goin' on in America's classrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the But can't -- but the school can tell me we come evolution "My mama was a -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as well original sin!" And that's the that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course they're gonna if the Lord's fake By the time they hit grade They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't We ain't examples Well some of the scandals are caused by people as evangelists But if loved His enemies and Pharisees Then there's no reason that you can't get another and believe But if you feel a slight chill -- I got the This is not a -- it's important and it's free I've sinned greatly, but for real, baby It's a He saved me and just didn't hate me So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Yes, I've been crazy, yes, been real shady Always wanted Him to me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta discuss the path to salvation Well, I do -- it him and affects you too You think I give a if he likes my parodies Half of you kiddies won't even look at me, let stare at me But J., if we pray? Wouldn't we be weird? Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your So you can live in fear for the next 60 This ain't better get prepared The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death And when that part is over if you saved it gets even worse Little they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think scare all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's when oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole world how they need again to be free I'm singin' you little girls and spoofs All you do is me Though I have been here to inform you And there's a million of us like me you judge like me Were like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet You Saul in Acts 9:3 You just might see you're just like him -- You're not me I've sinned greatly, but Christ He saved me From a temptations and death, sin and Hades So won't you Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed God the forgave me from messin' with Satan So you tell Him "Save me" stand up, please stand up, please stand up I'm like a mint you listen to but I'm only givin' you Things you thought about in your head with my group The only is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I gotta be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all I just get out a and read it and whether you like it you need it As as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you funny Cause at the I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the only person in the world I know worthy He's the first and and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my wasn't workin' And every single person needs a sin savior You could be on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery Or part of the law perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" Puttin' Christians down "It's just a crutch" So if you're waiting please stand up Cause this wonderful time is eaten up And it's time to get off behind and out of the row on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I there's a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up