Parody of "The Slim Shady" originally performed by Eminem May I have your please? May I have repentance please? Will you Him "Save me" and please stand up? I ... will you tell Him "Save me" and please stand up? We're gonna to prophet here Y'all act like you never seen a nice before You hope in the Lord Your tongue is just thirstin' for more You started lookin' searchin' cause you're Uncertain you're sure you know you're goin' eternally If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're We couldn't get saved the things we did, can we? And Dr. J. -- nothing you did is such a grave sin It costs you Ha Ha Heavenly livin's every man "Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a crazy! I'm sick of them agains' Walkin' around askin' if you know God of You Know Who Yeah, but no proof though" Yeah, probably got a couple of you who I lack proof But no worse than goin' on in America's classrooms I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth But can't -- but the school can tell me we come from "My was a fish -- my mama was a fish" "And if we're monkeys you might as forget original sin!" And the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to on their own if God exists Of course they're wonder if the Lord's fake By the time they hit fourth got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they? We shinin' examples Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as But if Jesus loved His enemies and Then no reason that you can't get another chance and believe But if you feel a chill -- I got the anti-freeze This is not a fantasy -- important and it's free sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, baby It's a wonder He saved me and just didn't me So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, I've crazy, yes, I've been real shady Always wanted Him to me, but just didn't say it So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, please stand up, please up Will Smith don't gotta the Christian path to salvation Well, I do -- it affects him and you too You think I give a care if he likes my Half of you won't even look at me, let alone stare at me But J., what if we pray? we be weird? Why? Would you reject Christ just to fit with your peers So you can live in fear for the next 60 ain't imaginary better get prepared The price of sin yes it us dearly with death first And that part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse Little they'll put me now on MTV Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd all the kids -- ree ree! I said now's they oughta know and John 3:3 It shows the whole how they need born again to be free I'm singin' you little girls and spoofs All you do is me Though I have been sent here to you And there's a million of us like me you judge like me Were just triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet You Saul in Acts 9:3 You just might see just like him -- You're not fightin' me I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still me From a hundred temptations and death, sin and So you tell Him "Save me" Please stand up, please up, please stand up Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been lately God the Father forgave me from messin' Satan So won't you Him "Save me" Please stand up, stand up, please stand up I'm like a breath mint you listen to but I'm only you you thought about in your head with my religious group The difference is I got the call to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be -- the Book I quote has it all I get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it As as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me Then you wonder how can kids up their values I tell you it's funny Cause at the I'm goin' when I'm buried I'll see the person in the world I know who's worthy He's the first and and I'm J. Jackson I'm the worst And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my wasn't workin' And every single needs a sin savior urgently You could be working on a burglary or in a nunnery Or keepin' part of the law perfectly screamin' "I sin that much" Puttin' Christians down "It's just a crutch" So if you're still waiting stand up Cause this wonderful singer's time is up And time to get off your behind and out of the row on down -- now is your chance -- how do I know? I guess a sin Savior for all of us - Let's all stand up