Luyện nghe bài hát The Presidents Penis Is Missing

They in the White House and Capitol Hill
looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill
We called scholar, reporter and genius
Has seen the President's penis?

It ain't in the White House or
It ain't in the Smithsonian or big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on
Has anyone seen the penis?

The penis is missing, ole
We searched and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has anyone the President's penis?

Now Presidents goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80's we elected one or two missing brains
And George caught a cold, he couldn't quite explain
We all just learned the truth about Thomas Jefferson's

And Franklin D. wasn't no square
With that Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the snickered that Elenore didn't care
And John Kennedy's penis was seen

The penis is missing, ole
We high and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the penis?

Them outer space people would if they'd seen us
All this talk about cum-stains and coitus
Meanwhile the whole world suffers hunger and meanness
But more concerned with the President's penis

The penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, night, everyday
Lord, won't You come down and us
Has anyone the President's penis?

Lord, won't You down and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?