Luyện nghe bài hát The Presidents Penis Is Missing

They looked in the White House and Hill
They looked everywhere for Buffalo
We called every scholar, and genius
Has anyone seen the penis?

It ain't in the White House or
It ain't in the Smithsonian or that big ole
An astronomer claims it was sighted on
Has anyone seen the penis?

The President's is missing, ole
We searched and low, every night, everyday
Lord, You come down and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?

Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of
In the 80's we elected one or two missing their
And George Washington caught a cold, he quite explain
We all just learned the about Thomas Jefferson's name

And D. Roosevelt wasn't no square
that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered Elenore didn't care
And John Kennedy's penis was seen

The penis is missing, ole
We searched and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?

Them space people would laugh if they'd seen us
All this about cum-stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile the whole world suffers hunger and meanness
But we're more concerned with the President's

The penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night,
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has anyone seen the penis?

Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?