Luyện nghe bài hát The Presidents Penis Is Missing

They looked in the White House and Capitol
They looked for Buffalo Bill
We called every scholar, and genius
Has anyone seen the penis?

It ain't in the White House or
It in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer it was sighted on Venus
Has anyone the President's penis?

The penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night,
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has anyone seen the President's

Now Presidents goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80's we one or two missing their brains
And George caught a cold, he couldn't quite explain
We all just learned the truth Thomas Jefferson's name

And D. Roosevelt wasn't no square
that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered Elenore didn't care
And Kennedy's penis was seen everywhere

The penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, night, everyday
Lord, won't You down and redeem us
Has anyone the President's penis?

outer space people would laugh if they'd seen us
All this talk about cum-stains and coitus
Meanwhile the world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we're concerned with the President's penis

The penis is missing, ole
We searched and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?

Lord, You come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the penis?