Luyện nghe bài hát The Presidents Penis Is Missing

They looked in the White House and Capitol
They looked everywhere for Buffalo
We called every scholar, reporter and
Has anyone the President's penis?

It in the White House or Judiciary
It ain't in the Smithsonian or big ole library
An astronomer claims it was on Venus
Has anyone seen the penis?

The penis is missing, ole
We high and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has anyone the President's penis?

Now Presidents have goofed up in all of ways
In the 80's we elected one or two missing their
And George caught a cold, he couldn't quite explain
We all just learned the truth about Thomas name

And D. Roosevelt wasn't no square
With that Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered that Elenore care
And John penis was seen everywhere

The President's is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night,
Lord, won't You down and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?

Them outer space people would laugh if seen us
All this about cum-stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile the world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we're more concerned the President's penis

The President's is missing, ole
We searched and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You come down and us
Has anyone seen the President's

Lord, won't You come down and us
Has seen the President's penis?