Luyện nghe bài hát The Presidents Penis Is Missing

They looked in the White House and Capitol
looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill
We called every scholar, and genius
Has anyone seen the penis?

It ain't in the White House or
It in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
An astronomer claims it was sighted on
Has seen the President's penis?

The President's is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night,
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?

Now have goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the we elected one or two missing their brains
And Washington caught a cold, he couldn't quite explain
We all learned the truth about Thomas Jefferson's name

And Franklin D. Roosevelt no square
With that raging Woodrow in his
And all the snickered that Elenore didn't care
And John penis was seen everywhere

The President's is missing, ole
We searched high and low, night, everyday
Lord, won't You come down and us
Has anyone the President's penis?

outer space people would laugh if they'd seen us
All this talk about cum-stains and oral
Meanwhile the whole world suffers hunger and meanness
But we're more concerned with the penis

The penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, night, everyday
Lord, won't You down and redeem us
Has anyone the President's penis?

Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has seen the President's penis?