Luyện nghe bài hát The Presidents Penis Is Missing

They looked in the White House and Capitol
They looked everywhere for Buffalo
We every scholar, reporter and genius
Has anyone seen the President's

It in the White House or Judiciary
It in the Smithsonian or that big ole library
An claims it was sighted on Venus
Has anyone seen the President's

The President's is missing, ole
We high and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You come down and us
Has seen the President's penis?

Now Presidents goofed up in all kinds of ways
In the 80's we one or two missing their brains
And George Washington caught a cold, he couldn't explain
We all learned the truth about Thomas Jefferson's name

And Franklin D. wasn't no square
With that raging in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians snickered Elenore didn't care
And John Kennedy's was seen everywhere

The penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night,
Lord, won't You come down and us
Has anyone the President's penis?

Them outer people would laugh if they'd seen us
All talk about cum-stains and oral coitus
Meanwhile the world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we're more concerned the President's penis

The President's is missing, ole
We searched high and low, night, everyday
Lord, You come down and redeem us
Has anyone the President's penis?

Lord, You come down and redeem us
Has anyone seen the President's