Luyện nghe bài hát The Presidents Penis Is Missing

They looked in the White House and Hill
looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill
We called scholar, reporter and genius
Has anyone seen the penis?

It ain't in the House or Judiciary
It ain't in the Smithsonian or that big ole
An astronomer claims it was sighted on
Has anyone seen the President's

The penis is missing, ole
We searched and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You come down and us
Has anyone seen the President's

Now Presidents have goofed up in all of ways
In the 80's we elected one or two their brains
And George caught a cold, he couldn't quite explain
We all just learned the truth about Jefferson's name

And Franklin D. wasn't no square
With that Woodrow in his wheelchair
And all the lesbians that Elenore didn't care
And John penis was seen everywhere

The President's is missing, ole
We searched and low, every night, everyday
Lord, won't You down and redeem us
Has anyone the President's penis?

Them outer people would laugh if they'd seen us
All talk about cum-stains and oral coitus
the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness
But we're concerned with the President's penis

The penis is missing, ole
We searched high and low, every night,
Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has anyone seen the President's

Lord, won't You come and redeem us
Has anyone the President's penis?