Luyện nghe bài hát The President Song

Oh if I were
I'd make you
no more question's no lies
I'll you the truth looking in your eyes
If I President.

Well and foremost son
Jesus Christ is the one
you're gonna talk to when day begins
I'm gonna pass the law that says
you gotta get down on your and pray
thank the man for for you sins.

If I were
I'd make you
Jesus is the man he's the reason that you
If I president.

gonna put the word out on the street
no more D.C.,
I'm make this country big and strong
no more of your taxes
the capitol's in Worth, Texas;
thats the only place a house that big

If I were
gonna push us around,
Well nobody's gonna laugh when Jason my chief of staff
If I president.

Well Iraqi boys you must be
your diggin deeper in a rut
I got a way to end your soon
Well we'll home every one of our boys
out our biggest baddest toys
and blow you crazy to the moon.

If I president,
Nobody's gonna us around
If they us or put us down
burn their country to the ground,
If I president.

Well talk about you bin Laden
It won't be long till your forgotten
America's freedom is gonna ring
And you that we wont be satisfied
your hatred's dead and your people are fried
Your on a stick and your balls in a sling.

If I were
If I president
Hey one thing you deny
your ass is gonna die
If I was

Well I got one for you, Saddam
We'll General John Wayne,
and put together a simple plan,
we'll put our 'nukes put down our guns
and you and the be 1-on-1
and he'll kick your ass if you a man.

If I were
If I were
If you don't Willie Nelson
you gotta go to
If I were
So a vote and make it me
an' if I win the beer's
If I president.