The Pitchman

What you got for me this time?
Can you make it sparkle? Can you make it shine?
Have you got anything brighter
Something like that but a little bit tighter

Pitchman, pitchman
Sell me that, pitchman

Pitchman, pitchman
Sell me that, pitchman

Something I need has slipped my mind
I've come here to barter, I've come here to buy
I've got this town tucked in my back pocket
I can't seem to stop it, I just wish I had more time
I just wish I had more time

I'm in a hurry, can we wrap it up?
Will you try not to scratch it? Don't mark it up
I've got a hunger for the things that sparkle
I've got a thirst for the things that shine

Everyone a winner
Everyone amazing
Everyone a shocker
Everyone to tantalize
Don't mark it up

Everyone a sure thing
Everything's tempting
Everyone must tantalize
Don't mark it up

Pitchman, pitchman
Sell me that, pitchman

Pitchman, pitchman
Sell me that, pitchman