Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast there mates, sailin'
With Long John Black
Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye
Scourge of the bounding
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever sailed the seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Roger
Heel over the yonder Spanish
Lay a few agin' her timers"

"Swing over on these here
our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
say ye to that, me hearties?
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't it and I don't wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky and look at me that way"
"Well, if you don't it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't like plundering,
Well, me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
doubloons and British sovereigns

"Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and
and bracelets of every shape and size
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I just happen to know
How that me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I don't it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating and Sullivan show
You know for some flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black pirate ship
And I have you keel hauled if you weren't me
Own flesh and you little twit!
So you don't like aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't want no ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't want no and revelin'
And wrenchin' and either I suppose?"

"Well, down you want to know the truth?
It's not me, I don't it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't bleein' know?"
"I to sing and dance and"

"I know, I know and wear your tight little pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all and dance
Or walk the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the of Penzance
Wear me buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to and dance
("You the Captain and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I like it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead chest
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might have a bit of a too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is that
Those French make everything so
Why didn't they just it a bun?"