Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"Avast mates, ye're sailin'
With Long John Beard
Peg-Leg, Hook
Scourge of the main
Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest"

"Pirate captain ever the seven seas ha, ha, ha
What say ye, we hoist the Jolly
Heel over the Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides her timers"

"Swing over on these here
With our cutlasses in our
Cut 'em to ribbons and split the
What say ye to that, me
Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You don't it?"
"I don't like it and I wanna do it
It's tacky, tacky, and don't look at me that way"
"Well, if you like it, what do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me shiny pants
I to sing and dance

"You want to and dance, heh
You don't plundering, aye?
Well, shiver me timbers 'ow treasuring, huh?
Rubies, emeralds and
Gold doubloons and British

"Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and
Fit for the heads of Europe, aye?"

"And all in a pirate's chest
And I happen to know where
How about me bloodthirsty
Buckos, Ha, ha, ha"

"I like it"
"You like it?"
"I don't like it and I don't it"
"He don't it"
"And I do it, I'm an artiste"
"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, do you want?"

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of
Wear me silver slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and

"Now, listen hear, this ain't no Gilbert and Sullivan show
You know for little flittin' tinkerbell
This here be a black hearted ship
And I would have you keel hauled if you me
Own flesh and blood you twit!
So you like plunderin' aye?"

"I don't it"
"And you don't no treasurin' ah?"
"I don't it"
"And you probably don't no groggin' and revelin'
And and rummin' either I suppose?"

"Well, deep down you to know the truth?
not me, I don't want it"
"Well, do you want
As if I didn't already know?"
"I want to sing and and"

"I know, I and wear your tight little shiny pants
Huh, okay, we'll all and dance
I said, we'll all sing and
Or you'll the plank, one two free"

I want to sing and dance, I to sing and dance
I want to be a in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight pants
I want to sing and
("You hear the and twit's voice say")

"I it, I like it"
"I kinda it me own self"
"Thought you would"

Sixteen men on a dead man's
Yo ho ho and a of rum

"I like rum"
"You like rum?"
"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a Perrier"

"A Perrier?"
"With a in it"
"A in it? He wants a lime in it"

"Well, do you any Escargot?"
"Escar, what?"
"What's the today?"
"Soup?"
"Might a bit of a salad too"
"Well, how about a finger bowl?"

"Maybe a croissant, is right?
Those French make so hard
Why didn't they just it a bun?"